What's left on your sexual bucketlist that's actually obtainable? What's been your favorite thing checked off so far?

Fucked my sister

How'd that married woman happen?

Eh, If I cared enough to hunt down her stuff I would. problem is I know I'd only find crap like this. The juice isn't worth the squeeze friend. Instead I just enjoy whats posted here.

i love fucking on meth it’s probably the best thing i’ve done
would like to eventually get gangbanged on meth

Obtainable: get fucked in full trap gear and chastity

Checked off: getting straponfucked by my gf

A lot of these are hard to do in my relationship (i genuinely intend on marrying her) A few things I wanna check off:
- prostate orgasm
- Pegging
- sex with a tranny or trap
- anal
- full public sex
- multiple partners

Favorite sexual encounter so far:
Met with a friend just to fuck and she let me cum inside

Banged two of my high school students; seventeen and eighteen. Could have nailed many more but didn't want to push my luck.
Still haven't had a threesome.

Find a girl, trap, or man that will love me for who I am.

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Just checked my biggest one off of my list

>getting a double blowjob and cumming on both girls faces
>then watch as they make out with my cum in their mouths until they swallow it all.

One girl was my wife and the other one one of our mutual friends. Happened about a year ago.

>what left that's attainable
Would like to have a threesome on molly or acid
>most fun
Had one threesome, was amazing (fmf)

Yeah exactly. Not worth it at all.

Seem like she got herself another orbiter.

Hummm ok. Greentext?

Faggot

So, what you wanna say is, you're a fag?

crossed out: pretty much everything vanilla, threesomes, FFM, MMF, sex on drugs (divine!), most of Kamasutra, Lucky Pierre, watersports, Ladybois

todo list: one of every race, one of every colour, a muslim woman in robes, an amputee, a pregnant/milking woman, a granny, a high schooler in uniform, a policewoman/soldier in uniform, sex on a plane, sex on a moving vehicle

Stick a tube up my ass, get a fat person to sit on the other end and blast a massive fart into my ass

Getting pegged was pretty fun.

Ugh FINEEEE

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33 yr old virgin here.... at this point i would even just like to finger a chick so i can know what a vagina smells like.

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Your girl know you evolve into a trap?

Fucked 2 students though, props. Threesomes are weird.

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Working on balancing my homerotic thoughts

I went to /s/ and saved a handful of some soylent bros posts and came back. Apparently she's still a big deal. I guess almost tits worked.

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Thanks. The students were great in the sack and so easy to get. Wish it were legal.
I'd only do a threesome if I wasn't dating either woman.

fucked 16 y/o
fucked a few asian girls
fucked Thai hookers
BDSM
fucked girl while she wear latex
girl squirt in my mouth

never got the threesome
want get pegged

You will do literally anything. Soldiers are easy to fuck, my dude. Go near any post with a country bar/club nearby and chill. You'll be approached eventually. She'll be a barracks rat or can't take you home because her husband's asleep, so have a plan for the end of the night. Wear a rubber and get checked after. I caught the clap twice when I was in. Good times.

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I second this.

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Just cleaned: skin, whatever soap she used (mostly because you're smelling it, not tasting it) maybe a slight salty taste.

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Did you train tour ass or was it painful?

Oh well. Sorry about that then. But yeah, tits always work.

I started teaching last year. It's tedious and these high school kids are a fucking challenge, but I work in a rural district. It's a lot easier than places that pay more. Anyway, I can tell a few students have tested my boundaries, but I can't see myself doing it. Even the oldest looking ones still look like kids to me, and I am into older women. She'd have to have something special for me to lose my inhibitions. Were you specifically wanting to go for a student, or were you approached?

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Is English your second language?

Always

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I must admit, I found many of my students attractive and gently flirted with more than a few through the years. Girl who was 17 approached and all the time. Repeatedly asked for my AIM (yes, this was some years ago). Kept putting her off. The last day of the semester, I relented and gave it to her (foolish, I know). We began messaging back and forth. Eventually went to dinner and then had sex afterwards. She flat out stated that she wanted to fuck. I wouldn't do that again. I realize how fortunate I am to have gotten away with it.

Oh, and she was a very sexy minx-like girl who knew exactly what she wanted. Pretty face, tight little body. Cute package.

I like when people post her in a celeb thread. I know who she is for the same reason I know who Sasha grey is.

You were super fortunate for sure, but I imagine it was a lot easier back during that era. Teachers get caught everyday now. If I was tempted much at all, I would be so nervous. Plus, the teacher I replaced was damn near tenured there, but she didn't get her contract renewed because rumors of her letting some boys smack/grope her ass dozens of times were confirmed on a security camera. I replaced a long time teacher that was basically let go for sexually suggestive shit. They're on high alert here now.

>favorite checked off

I visited Denmark and fucked a girl who was the exact age of consent in that country. It was as good as you can imagine

>whats left
A teacher

She's hot and I know her from forever ago, but I was never specifically a 'fan'

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Fucked a coworker who's married (she is currently preggers and her husband thinks it's his)
Fucked a lesbian this past Christmas

I'd never get away with that shit today. Hell, O barely did back then. There were vague rumors about me but nothing I had to worry about. I had teachers from the junior high ask me how I coped with all the high school girls constantly flirting with me. And I wasn't the only teacher who partook of his charges; there were many of us.

>What's left on your sexual bucketlist that's actually obtainable
finding a girl fucked up and desperate enough to help me molest/abuse a family member of hers. The family member doesn't really matter, or the kind of abuse. just the betrayal.

>favorite thing checked off so far
probably when I had a loving sweet girlfriend and got her to creepshot her sisters, mom, and niece, and then seduced her best friend and would regularly fuck them both in the same day without her knowing.

I fucked that one up eventually and haven't found a girl who'll go that far since.

I hear Denmark is fucking awesome, but windy.

Why a teacher? I'm used to seeing them everyday. I don't really see them as different than anyone else. What do you see?

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I've technically checked mff threesome off my list. That was probably my favorite idea that I've accomplished, but the execution was awful. The other girl was weird about being touched so it was a bunch of her and I both fucking my gf while trying not to bump into each other.

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Fuck that other bitch.

hand holding.

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From what I could make of it, male teachers get away with it more often. I assume because of cell phones, and male teachers aren't as likely to send private pictures to a phone number that parents can see if they want.

My cousin and I are close and always have been. She once told me that she fu ked her history teacher when she was a junior and they kept it up for quite some time. Her graduating class had 8 people and their town was 30 miles from the closest town. I imagine that dude got a lot of action being so secluded. I didn't think much of it though.

That's one I have yet to do that's still obtainable.

A few of my faves:
BJ from a married teacher in her classroom
Creampied a very pregnant girl while her bf was at work.
4 different girls in two days
BJ from a cop while she was on duty

ah thanks for reminding me me user, I forgot one unfulfilled one:

>blowjob from a woman while she breastfeeds

That was the plan lol

Sorry man :(
That fucking sucks man. What a bummer. Why agree to that if you aren't allowed to touch?!

Damn. That's a good one. Might have to add that one to the list.

Suck off a rando (guy or trans)
Have a trans girl dick me in the pussy
Convincw my wife to dildo me in the ass

>Unobtainable

I dunno... probably being made to service a really high ranking cop.

>Favourite i've checked off

There's a few..
>Being fucked by a cop on the back seat of his car
>fooling around with animals
>Fucking in dozens of uniforms with other guys.

You may be a homosexual. Just a hunch.

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She sorta pulled that out at the last minute. She talked a big game about wanting to try dick but always pussied out, no pun in10ded.
It's a shame because she had this nice tight ass that I really wanted to try out.

Not much you could do about that without killing all potential. I can see why you'd just go ahead and try it out.

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You think so? Males get away more than females? Perhaps. I myself slept with a college professor but we were two consenting adults. As I said, if it were legal...

I want to fuck my middle school science teacher. She would probably do it now even though I know she go off to me masturbating to her in class even back then. What do you guys think?

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