You know this drill, faggots

You know this drill, faggots.

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i stare at screen 15 hours a day

My Job: asking why.

colour co-ordinated hole filling

psychiatrist

redditor

I connect the data between third party shitware applications

Close, but no cigar.

I push plastic things in patterns that place parts in position for planned payments.

I'm a bank teller

I read all day and take the bus a lot

>Me: "these are the ways in which you're fucking up "
>Them: *bad excuse, plan to do better*
>Me: "put that in writing"
Repeat

Get bitched at by old people and a dog signs my paychecks.

unemployed

I ask people to tell other people to pay people.

I help people make other people's ears bleed so everyone will buy beer.

Corrections officer

Spend most of my time sleeping or watching tv. I can do whatever I want whenever I like.

Target worker... possibly checkout.

I put metal inside walls

You got it.

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consistently type, making reports on what i write.

grammer is the worst bitch.

I lead people in a place and make other people buy things that makes it illegal for them to drive. I also order in these things for the place. I have to make sure the community keeps a legal addiction.

Male pornstar?

i touch you before you travel long distances

neet ?

Bar Manager?

sound technician

TSA

bingo

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I collect words

Set up ambushes for people who don't pay their bills. Wear body armor

close but not quite

Sell family photos online

I look for problems then fix them

Dog the bounty hunter

I turn very complicated squiggles into much simpler squiggles.

Nah, he's a faggot.

Cop.

I tell people to turn it off and on again

Robber Boi?

Electrician.

IT security consultant?

Tech support.

Airport security?

I put angles onto sheet metal.

I sell crap to idiots

I tell off a lot of Millennials they have their head of their ass because they think the latest customer service start-up will promote socialism. Then I don't give them money and black list them from other investors.

I make people look pretty with the idea that if they look good from 30 feet we've done out job well

Storyboard artist?

>I sell crap to idiots
You are an Obamacare account manager?

mathematician?

Close! Amazon SDE

I smoke a fuckton of weed and crystal, rant about shit like pedophile incest death cults and alien cum shrooms to a small handful of people who want to worship the devil and get their life lessons from a crazy man trying to get them to come live on a ranch.

Photo guy at Walgreens? Photo journalist? Child pornographer?

>I turn very complicated squiggles into much simpler squiggles.
You work in a car wash and hose down the cars after the hot girls soap them up.

Dad?

You’re a 4channer?

Nope, not hard science of any type.

I like to think what I do is a kind of art, but no, nothing graphic, no painting, drawing or anything of that nature.

No, but that’s a pretty far-out guess, I’ll give you that.

>I smoke a fuckton of weed and crystal, rant about shit like pedophile incest death cults and alien cum shrooms to a small handful of people who want to worship the devil and get their life lessons from a crazy man trying to get them to come live on a ranch.
George Lucas' personal assistant