Secrets Thread

Pesto alert.

I'm currently with a girl and we are already sexting almost everyday. We've made plans to finally do it and she doesn't know I'm virgin, i just hope she won't find it out.

Enjoy that 40 year old used up hole when you get 40 then. Keep seething.

Lol not even close. It's my best friends little sister. I watched her grow into a beautiful big tittied woman.

Pics with stamps or its not happening. Faggot

you want a timestamp of both of them or what?

I've been married for 21 years and I have a mistress and she lets me get anal and nut and watch her blow cum farts

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My wife is a beautiful, loving wife however she's gained about 30 pounds in 6 years and I'm trying to get her into swinging because I just want to fuck other people.

I had that for a moment. Was lovely and I had real strong feelings for her. But she grew out of that phase of idolizing her older brothers cool friend and we broke up. Didnt help that her mom hated my guts when she found out I was sleeping with her little girl when they invited me into their home on holiday a few times. Which... to be fair, yeah, that was overstepping. But I thought it was real.

I once stole my friend's sex tape and replaced it with some random sports championship highlight reel he had nearby. Went home with a few beers and watched it with the boys, no homo. My friend's girl found out the tape was gone when they went for the old in'out while watching themselves fucking on the tele only to find out someone stole their tape. She dumped him on the spot, poor bastard. Not too much later, he developed a mean heroin habit because he couldn't handle the pain. I couldn't tell him not to do it since I am on and off the stuff myself. It didn't take much time at all for him to become a junkie, lose most of his possessions, become sickly, OD and pass out face down in his own vomit. His funeral made me and the boys pretty sad, but we mapped out a retirement plan that kind of involved fucking over some powerful people being it was our whole "one last job" shite literally 10 minutes after the funeral. It didn't work out so well, but I ended up being able to ditch the worst of the lot with some extra dough, a nice job, a hot underage girlfriend, and even had enough in reserve to help out my lovable, but potato-like friend. I guess the overall lesson in this is that being a voyeur, especially one that likes to document it, can kill you.