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Ylyl new shit only
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In before "Actual true story inbound"
kids shank
Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
This was my first phone wallpaper when I was 12
Or mess kit utensils. Fucking try harder twink
Eh that's not a bad idea for the elderly.
boring. maybe hell would be better.
Well yeah.
That's because they left the map.
New one
Enjoy while you peruse le definite OC thread
youtu.be
Fuck you with ur stupid green text fucking cancer
Funniest shit in the thread.
Nigger detected
So you have changed it since last week?
These threads are shit
Literally no humor anymore
>pathetic
>These threads are shit
>Posts autocock
Yep, it's retarded.
This is a childrens' forum now.
True story inbound
>be me
>7 at the time
>beta loser who can't poop
>pathological fear of poop since middle school, when some bitch shat
>have a younger sister, 5 at this time
>my sister is poop, really wants to shit on someone
>announces that she's "shitting on someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shit on the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the shitroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out and shit
>dad tells me "it isn't going to poop"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "Shitty"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously crapped on a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first scat date would go down
Stop posting this garbage
I kek everytime
Jesus looks like shes been scrubbing her hands raw, nice open wound checkmate germaphobe
nothing ?
This spammer proves Yas Forums mods are useless
This
> 8$ trip
> flies over pacific
Also not funny just because it's Corona related
Based
Safespaces are on reddit you nigger
Damn, he called it
Yeahr it's totally censorship and I'm such a pathetic weakling if I don't like that b becomes a shitty copypasta spamboard. This shit is not even funny. Even 9gag ist funnier than Yas Forums YLYL because of niggas like him
>implying it's not a mod that's doing it
They are the biggest trolls here user
I don't think they thought it through. I know they tried but damn kek
am cop, can confirm
I'm ok with this
Which glasses do you wear?
The second pair
Check em