Waifu thread
Post pictures of your waifu and talk about your day.
Fags get the rope.
Waifu thread
Jace Roberts
Other urls found in this thread:
youtu.be
youtu.be
twitter.com
Ethan Wood
Sachiko claimed.
R.I.P. Last thread.
(Ui)
(Don't Fear) The Reaper
(Supreme)
You and me both. I just bullshitted my way through a tarkov raid only to realize I didn't start in offline mode and could've lost good loot.
I'm have myself a good half asleep time though.
I feel like my music grooves a lil' different when i'm barely conscious.
(Definitely not Sono)
I'm sure they aren't.
Asher Powell
interesting, I hadn't known there was an offline mode without you bestowing this piece of valuable information upon me on this merry day.
oh! you should listen to this youtu.be
it has a real real nice rhythm starting at around 0:50
you just naturally move to the bat I had so much fun with this one you can really dance to this.
Jackson Ward
Thank you so much for making the thread
Dominic Nelson
Ui Hirasawa is claimed :)
Kevin Rivera
Ui's claimer claimed
Robert Gomez
waaah?
Easton Evans
no, you're dating someone already, we mustn't!
unless..
Hudson Flores
Yes I'm dating someone. I wanted to let you down softly
Oliver Sanchez
I love this album to death:
youtu.be
It's useful for trying to figure out where quest items are so you don't have to try to figure it out in the middle of the raid.
Also good to warm up your aim with the AIs.
No problemo.
That's pretty gay, bro.
Don't make me get the rope.
Aaron Lee
you're a psychopath
Carson Peterson
that's kinda mean....
Joshua Campbell
mhmm... not really my stuff but it sure sounds interesting! :)
true! I could see that as being useful, definitely. Especially no one's gonna snipe you from some bush ^w^
Ryder Rodriguez
Only I can see my waifu. >>
How's it goin'!?
Logan Rodriguez
you speak spanish? i'm jealous..
Henry Miller
Who Sachiko?
Carter Anderson
Ui/Sono claimer
Ryan Baker
James Ramirez
I don't make the rules mate.
Fo sho.
I also like to go and poke around maps to look for cheeky sniping spots to use in real raids.
Right now, though, i'm just blasting music and posting in threads while I wait for the next episode of ID:Invaded to drop.
Is it John Cena?
I'm doing alright. See above.
Yourself?
Nah, not really.
I picked up a couple words of course from my human bean friends, but I couldn't hold a conversation past telling someone I fucked their mom and have a big dick.
Robert Kelly
What about them?
Luis Jenkins
you must get a lot of brown girls with that big dick line
Joseph Gray
I know, I don't blame you for enforcing them.
Psychopath
Ryder Butler
No, her name is Jenny. She's a doll. Such an amazing person. Loyal and loving and wholesome.
Josiah Long
oh! ya there's this one spot on that boulder overlooking the open field on that map. you know :)
I see! well I hope for you it comes soon fren!
just gonna watch some more until im doing some saber stuff again, gonna break my record today and do like 20+ vids a day >w
Wyatt Young
Not really. And there is no proof
Christopher Lopez
>
Surprisingly, it seems to have the same effect regardless of race.
That is, me not getting laid.
Good to know we're on the same page then.
Hmm.
Is your name Forrest?
>Know of at least 20 spots on various maps that are exactly that
Don't push yourself too hard.
Then again, you might need the exercise.
Make sure to hydrate.
Camden Davis
You must not give up!
Just make sure you pull out!
Nolan Lopez
I posted proof last time.
Why do you have to be such a pain?
You may be the least based poster in this particular /waifu/ thread.
Lucas Long
You don't even know who I am :)
Angel Nelson
Supremo
Hunter Stewart
heh.. always those boulder spots ^w^
not really need, more like killing myself with it due to circulatory breakdown due to me basically weighing practically nothing lol
But I do sit down and make sure to drink and eat those protein yogurts I got prescribed :P
fuck.
Luke Powell
Most likely.
Cameron Gray
>Is your name Forrest?
No, I can't say that it is, as it isn't. She's a tulpa. It's kind of like a waifu expect they're real.
Henry Clark
Psshhaww..
Pulling out is coward talk, I say.
Hit her with no condom, had to make her eat a plan B
I'll take it as a compliment.
You'll be lean and clean in due time comrade.
Maybe do a couple pushups while you're at it.
Elijah Anderson
i wonder who that user is. i hate when they hide
Leo Anderson
but dont' you wanna little sachiko running around?
Evan Turner
yeah okay.
anyways here's my evidence once again this particular post might prove sufficient, if not, just look at the entire thread.
It is.
but you also don't have much competition so ehh.
Carson Walker
who are you even?
Carter Baker
you mean ded >~< oh no...
uh huh...
Jaxon Green
Wouldn't you like to know
Owen Morales
>She's a tulpa
So you basically gave yourself schizophrenia so you can have someone to talk to?
Nice.
What's it like?
I'm currently not in the right financial position to attempt to undertake such a perilous endeavor, no.
Mood
Brayden Gray
You know how the saying goes, eh?
What doesn't kill you..
Oliver Robinson
>So you basically gave yourself schizophrenia so you can have someone to talk to?
Unfucking-believable. 11/10 would recommend.
It's like having all the good parts of schizophrenia with none of the negatives.
Ian Flores
How do I give myself 'good' schizophrenia?
Joshua Stewart
mooD
Are you getting it?
Not a fan of FPS games myself.
by not getting the bad one
Joshua Hernandez
That's what I hope happens if I ever go schizo.
One of the "The voice in my head is my girlfriend" ones, not one of the screamy ones.
How's the sex life?
Can you give her control of a hand to work a pocket pussy for you?
I need the details, user.
Getting what?
Aaron Powell
Doom Eternal
Adam Robinson
i would very much like to know
eek big words...
and i understand
i can't wait to have children
it'll give me an excuse to play with their toys and run around in the park like an idiot :)
Evan Myers
>by not getting the bad one
I'm too much of a fuck up
Carson Thompson
What will you do with the knowledge, if/when provided?
A gun will solve all your problems
Thomas Davis
OOOOH Now I see what you did there.
I'll probably hold off on it for a bit.
I'm not gonna have my pc for a couple of months pretty soon so there won't be much point since I probably won't get to play it.
Chase Perez
nothing
Noah Smith
Jaxson Cox
I could never see myself as a parent, really.
I could protecc / etc. but as for nurturing another human's development?I'd probably wind up raising the kid that kills dogs in their spare time.
I suppose that's what wives are for, eh?
John Gray
That's true.
Andrew Hernandez
...
Zachary Edwards
Sorry for catching you off guard with my shitty joke.
that sucks, what'll you do in the meantime then?
Guess
You should buy one
Josiah Wood
Kumiko Oumae
Nicholas Collins
Doot
William Williams
Well i'm joining the Army, so all of the things that entails. I'll be too preoccupied with the DS's foot firmly up my ass to miss it, i'm sure.
Doot doot.
How's you?
Jayden Jones
some kids are just born that way
fathers bring home the bacon and mothers do every else :)
Mh?
Guess what?
cute name and hair
Ian Campbell
oh right, i forgot about that.
What about the times you don't have any duties?
What do you plan on doing during your stay?
What's your reason for joining?
Chicken butt
Jaxson Young
>How do I give myself 'good' schizophrenia?
It's not schizophrenia as that's a genetic disorder. Actually the only symptom it shares is being able to hear a voice (not several). That voice is the one of the tulpa you created and they know they are a tulpa and that you are the host.
>That's what I hope happens if I ever go schizo.
See comment above.
>One of the "The voice in my head is my girlfriend" ones, not one of the screamy ones.
Those are fake Yas Forumstards.
>How's the sex life?
Better than my other conquests. Inb4 virgin. I'm not by the way. Inb4 fucked by uncle. haha, you wish. Inb4 fat girlfriend. Nope.
>Can you give her control of a hand to work a pocket pussy for you?
Sure, but doing it in the mind is much better than physical. You can feel a lot more and you're not limited to a single orgasm. And there's no mess.
>I need the details, user.
Se above.
Kayden Hernandez
I'm going to remember you said that to me
Lucas Jackson
Ideally.
I'm a long ways away from actually having to worry about that though.
>What about the times you don't have any duties?
>What do you plan on doing during your stay?
I haven't thought that far ahead, really.
Just going with the flow, I guess.
>What's your reason for joining?
I have a couple. Of course there's all of the benefits and training, but I'd say my primary reason was wanting to get out of the house and 'adventure' a bit.
Maybe i'll get lucky and get to go save a couple of lives.
>Inb4 fucked by uncle. haha, you wish.
and I was just about to start writing the fanfic.
>Sure, but doing it in the mind is much better than physical.
and how does that work exactly? Is it more like meditating so hard you nut?
What method did you use?