Hey boys!

Hey boys!

How does it feel to know that I would kick your ass in a streetfight?!?!

I have a black belt (the highest rank) in karate.
It took me 5 years to get my belt so now I can proudly consider myselfe a true master.

Since you guys havent mastered any martial art you wont last 2 minutes in a fight against me.

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That's cool, will you be my waifu? Protect me senpai

in traditional karate a black belt is proof that you mastered the basics and only the basics, nothing more.

also karate is not appropriate for street fights, it is more used as a competition martial arts (used for exhibition or competitions that unlike street fights, have rules)
You'd be better off taking something like krav maga

sage

0/10 shitty bait

I'm fat and out of shape, and would still fuck you up. no woman can beat a man ever.

think of something new to troll with

Plot twist, she starts a fight with a random guy, gets her ass beat, calls the cops and says that he hit her first.

It's the feminist paradox. A chick can neither win nor lose a fist fight with a man.

Quit LARPing you smelly male NEET. You know the rules. Timestamp or get off the chan go hump your body pillow.

Train in that one martial art that Ryu and Men learned I'm street fighter, the one designed to kill mothefuckers.

Oh no, a black belt! How will i ever defeat such a master of martial arts?!

>inb4 45. Guy's go nuts

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The best martial art is bruce lee's kung fu school, remember that fight with bruce lee vs chuck norris? Well bruce lee won by speed and technique

Rapikido in your ass, bitch!

95 pound "black belt" never been hit by a real punch in "sparring"

5 seconds, knocked out and raped by literally anyone not holding back.

troll harder fgt

it takes you 5 years to get black belt? only took me 3 years. no wonder your .74 per my 1

What would your martial arts master say about this?

I have trained mma for 10 years somehow I think I can hold my own and then some. Karate is not good for a fight on the ground anyway and if I ever think I can not beat someone standing uo they are getting tossed on their head and choked out

i want this girl to suplex my penis so badly

black belt in karate means you mastered the basics, and karate is not a fighting martial art, rather more a discipline, like ice skating.
to this we add the fact that karate has strict rules, while in street fighting the only rule is to generally not kill your opponent so not to go to jail
also you're tiny as a child. the only thing you could break to someone is his penis while he violently fucks you senseless

I would love to see her strip off her clothes and do some karate on my prostate and rub her little mound on my face

Anyone got nudes or pics of other girls showing their tits or pussy while in a martial arts outift?

i would pick you up by your collar and slam you on the concrete girl. pure brute strenght beats martial arts any day. martial arts are for competitions where there are rules and regulations, not for street fights

Athletic girls are hot, but martial arts don't neccessary translate to street fighting

>hapkido, Jiu Jitsu, Taekwondo, boxing for 10+ years

Can she smear her pussy on my face? Do karate girls tend to be slutty?

This is bait but I'll respond anyway. Chuck Norris knew a little Jui Jitsu so I'd be surprised to know he won a fight that allowed opponents to be brought to the ground. At the end of the day though if a martial art is full of kata's and "you punch here, no not like that, here a little closer... and BAM see now you're in a headlock" then it's not effective in a street fight. Great for all types of other shit but not a street fight. That's why boxing, muay thai, jui-jitsu and other practices like that are actually trained in by MMA competitors

Kick my ass, then shit in my mouth. Then slap me. Ultra boner!

From my experience karate doesn’t translate well to street fights.
Go learn Krav Maga like I did and then come talk. Karate you learn how to hit sure. Krav Maga reaches you how to fucking break someone.

Can she beat Jamie?

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I weigh 160Kg, that's like 320pounds or propably more, unless you knock me out fast, once i catch you, you stand no chance.

Same user as here

Here's a video from an Aikido master trying to justify why his practice wouldn't work in the street? Why you ask? Well you're just doing it WRONG! Keep it simple right? Oh and damn it sure looks fancy and awesome.

Here a video of an aikido master actually fighting someone... you get my point.
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I’ll just shoot you retard

She has never been in a proper competition fight. That's a taken classes and be given a token black belt.

your ghee has the Kyokushin letters. is that our style?

*your

Is this Jackie?

Get a load of this jew.

Krav Maga is a meme.

Streetfight? So no rules, you'd get shot

Do you ever wonder what they didn't teach you?

im a yellow belt in hapkido, and have a blue belt in taekwondo. io hope one day to be strong enough to hold my own!

Kek imagine not mastering multiple Martial arts and mixing them. Try Mastering muay thai and judo first then talk to me

Lmaoo..Training and technique trump brute strength any day

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I'll fuck you up you dumb cunt lmao

what you fail to realize is that i WANT you to beat me up
i will be masturbating of course but still

how about, instead of being an annoying cunt, take off your clothes and know your place as a women

Whatever bro, I'll just grab one of those twigs and snap em, no fancy poofter black belt needed.

Step on me please

She could be a 10 year MMA master and i'd still knock that whore out in a single hit and rape her afterwards.

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Kike slap fighting is worthless.

This copypasta is fossilized, but that looks like a Kyokushin uniform, so chances are that girl could beat the majority of men and even some of the trained ones. Depends on her club, but that's about the hardest karate.
>inb4 100 cunts with 3 years experience jump in with shit talk

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Haha.. Odds are one of those 'twigs' would knock you on your ass

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lol in Kyokushin they don't even punch to the head only body shots allowed apart from kicks which are risky in a street fighting. Against someone untrained is not a good comparison with any martial art. She is a girl and she should run if she comes up against any male as she will most likely be outweighed and overpowered god forbid it's a male who has a wrestling or boxing background

I can do that but with 50 pounds instead of 15.

Good job dude! Would you like a medal??

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Karate? On a street fight? Come back when you learn juijitsu

pathetic. I can do that with 500 lbs.
fucking wimp baby manlet

Tits or gtfo. We have rules here.
You are dismissed.

Your fat ass couldn't catch a 97 year old diabetic great grand mother

Lmao

4 play locked in, execute. ;-)