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>-a pain in the ass. ridiculously unsexy
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they're getting changed, most look haggard at best when they come in to get ready. it's gross back there. usually talking about their periods or other gross shit women deal with

get free lap dances?

not while at work. too irritated dealing with all of them. but they love me there. so when i come in on a day off to hang out, they insist to give me dances. it pays off to be nice to the girls, they tip you more plus you'll occasionally get lucky and bang some here and there

U the same one that posted here last year?

i posted a few months ago

You know this dork?

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how irritating is dealing with them? Naked women all night can't be too annoying.

What is the grossest thing you have seen while working?

think about how much of a pain in the ass it is to deal with your gf, now imagine your gf is a stripper, now imagine dealing with 20 of them at any given. some are on their rag, some are drunk, some have drama, etc

wtf is this shit??? kek

one time some dude took one of the girls gown, took it to the bathroom. we later found it when she complained it was gone. the smell of that udes load when we saw in the trash was nauseating

Mob owned establishment?

nah. trust fund baby. mob owned clubs are a thing of the past

No, no they are not. I can think of 5 here in philly

philly is normally 20yrs behind schedule with a lot of things

Did you have any previous experience or qualifications or did you just walk in there and say fuck it, I'll give it a shot?

me personally. i started out as a floor guy. i got let go. one of my best friends already worked there as a DJ and i became really good friends with another one. They needed a guy to do the weekends and they vouched for me and trained me personally. they knew i had a passion for music and was a decent guy who wasn't goign to try any shit with the girls, their money or the customers. Once they saw i came in on time for and showed up and didn't cause any shit, i kept getting more shifts. In this biz, it's hard to just get in without knowing someone tho. When my clubs need a new DJ, they either ask us if we know anyone else or they go to other clubs and try to pry those DJs away. The industry is a very incestous industry where we constantly swtich around managers, girls, staff, DJs to other clubs around town

my advice if you wanna get in it, either start DJing and network or simply hang out, become friends with one of them and you'll never know when something happens that they need someone to cover a shift. Then go in, do your shit right, don't be an asshole and you'll be good

If you went traveling to a new city how would you find the best strip club? Google reviews? Location? Demographics? or just walking in and taking a peek?

why do you all sound the same?

the 'dj voice' is a dumb stereotype that you find yourself doing if you lack any charisma on the mic

Worst track you've been asked to play? We're not talking Taylor Swift, but full on Koyannatsqi or freeform clarinet jazz.

id' go with google reviews and see if you can find some people in the industry through social media. wether it be dancers or staff (ie bartenders/waitress) ask around. also look a the local laws. A lot of states let the counties police themselves dif. One county can allow fully nude with contact but wont serve alcohol, but the county over can allow alcohol but no contact and the girls have to keep the undies on

How popular is the club?

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this old asshole tips me $1 and has asked for music from the Grease soundtrack, Come on Eileen, Mambo #5 and Hotel California. I fucking hate Hotel California for a lot of reasons but now it's on another level

i work for dif clubs around town. They're all pretty popular for dif reasons. One is a popular for it being the best party bar/club. one is popular for it being bougey the other is popular with the hood crowd because it has thick chicks. stereotypes dont lie...

>watch it Crissy

>Hotel California
Anything longer than 5:00 should be a hard no.

wait, wait, wait. they have to share their tips with you?

clubs pay their DJs dif. The ones im in pay us a wage for taxes and then i get tipped out by each girl $10 minimum and usually 10% for every 100 they make after that. So if a girl makes $400 in a shit, they should give me $40. Plus f a customer wants me to skip them on rotoation plus song requests

i usually cut songs around the 3:45-4:15 range

that's some real amateur shit

>Warrant - Cherry Pie on infinite loop

How often do you see dudes bring their wife's for lesbo action?

I don't think we'd even GO to the strip club if we didn't bring ladies with. Everyone loves tiddies, even the gays.

No doubt. Been trying to convince my wife to go.

couples come all the time. the creepy swingers usually come later at night trying at a hail mary to convince of the girls to go home with them

do it faggot. wives love it becasue their husbands get riled up and get dicked down when they get home

One time I slipped a $10 to the DJ to play a couple of steel panther songs. Just as a goof. He made the girls dance to nothing but steel panther for 30 minutes and ended with "sorry guys, i can't keep doing this to them" tf was up with that

what kind of fucking idiot would play 30min of songs for just $10??

Yup. My wife loves the bonus lapdances, the additional attention that dancers always seem to pay female patrons, and the absolute plowing she gets later. It helps that my social circle only hits the classy joints, not the ones where you get $5 handies by the dumpster.

>$5 handies by the dumpster
Is this a thing? Sounds like good bang for your buck to me.

Tell us your funniest work story.

theres def clubs out there that have that vibe

it was funny to me. but we had a moment where 2 of our big ballers were in at the same time and they decided to one up each other with who can spend how much, fast foward 2hrs later and these grown me were chasing each other throwing wads of money at each other giggling while the girls were just standing around picking up the money. if you can picutre 2 rich corny white dudes throwing clumps at cash at each other while holding a bucket full of cash is prob the funniest most sureal thing you'll ever see

based, they sound like fun dudes. you should be friends with them. tell them they seem fun as fuck and ask them if they need a DJ at their parties

one of them is cool. we all hang out. but we're not cool like "hey man, can you spot me $30k to start a biz?" kinda cool...yet. promise i'm trying. This dude one time dropped $100k ina 5 day bender. He's a legend

>This dude one time dropped $100k ina 5 day bender.
Better the club than the casino. You at least get utility for your money at a strip club.

Do you see many of the "dance your way through college" types? Intelligent women who are only there for the paycheck?

how is it as a job? shit job payed a misery, great income but boring as fuck?

honest mixture of all stereotypes. Young girls trying to make enough to eat something other than ramen. Ratchet ghetto girls. Single moms. Teachers. Professional chicks who like doing it because it makes them feel sexy. All types.It's fucking hard out there to make money, user. It's either some of these girls work at a bullshit restaurant, work 8hrs, get sexually harassed and make $60 or they can dance, hang out, and make some good ass money

I've had far worse jobs in my life. A lot of my friends currently have jobs that pay less and the work is grueling. So many timesI think about quitting because like most jobs, it's ran by dumb shits and assholes. But then i thinka bout my friend who's currently out in the sun 40hrs a week fixing meters making $14hr and I'm inside the AC playing music, hanging out with beautiful naked women and making more than him in only 4 shifts. Until i finish school. There's a reason why some DJs out there have b een at it for 20-30yrs. I've met politicans, athletes, wall st bros. It's def not good in the sense of getting ANY benefits tho

Plus when a patron gets handsy and the girl complains, the manager doesn't comp the patron's appetizer. The bouncer gives them free flying lessons.

How easy is it to get an STD by fucking one of the strippers?

how do you got this job anyway?

me personally. i started out as a floor guy. i got let go. one of my best friends already worked there as a DJ and i became really good friends with another one. They needed a guy to do the weekends and they vouched for me and trained me personally. they knew i had a passion for music and was a decent guy who wasn't goign to try any shit with the girls, their money or the customers. Once they saw i came in on time for and showed up and didn't cause any shit, i kept getting more shifts. In this biz, it's hard to just get in without knowing someone tho. When my clubs need a new DJ, they either ask us if we know anyone else or they go to other clubs and try to pry those DJs away. The industry is a very incestous industry where we constantly swtich around managers, girls, staff, DJs to other clubs around town

About as easy as raw doggin a random off of Tinder honestly. Most of these girls are regular chicks if you saw them out on the street, school, a bar, you wouldn't ever know they dance

Last time I had a stripper offer to fuck her for $200 in VIP. Is this a fair price?

>This
>nice numbers

Speaking of which, DO you get benefits? Health insurance, 401k, and stuff?