Actual true story inbound >be me >17 at the time >beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him >pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me >have a younger sister, 16 at this time >my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone >announces that she's "seeing someone" >father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard. >few days later, brings the dude home >tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses >visibly nervous >my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom" >discuss for a few minutes >they go out >dad tells me "it isn't going to last" >sis comes home >announces it was "fun" >around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl >she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back >about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother >"We're not a thing anymore" >tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg >tell my father this >laughs uncontrollably >mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
Dude, repetitive reposts of the same lame ass garbage in every ylyl is why we chose to no longer include you in laughable content, youre completely gay and have literally no life to just wait around for ylyl threads to post this unfunny garbage, just saying.
This has to be a bit right? Right? I really want it to be a bot. And not some neck beard in his underwear reposting the same shit meme every time I look at this board. Am I falling right into his hand by replying to this? I I I don't know.... when I die my first questions to god will be "why?, why would someone find this funny? Did they never get laid? Have they tried going outside? Jerkin it? Talking to a therapist?" I will never have my questions answered, the only answer is death