What are your plans for the time when the Yellowstone caldera erupts?

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The logic of this bends my head. Fucking off yourself

BEHOLD

Quads has spoken

fucking make me, fagballs

Well that'll be a worldwide event OP. We will be all kinds of kind of fucked. It'll set off enough dust and particles to cloud out the sun for a few years. Global average temps will drop a few degrees, ecosystems will fail. The plants, trees and farming will have a serious slow down. Supermarkets won't have enough food, people will be hungry, and angry, and desperate. I might not call it a civilization-ending event but it'll a civilization-assfucking event. The adaptable will survive and the rest won't. On a positive note, humanity will be better because of it when the culling is over and some sense of normalcy is restored.

You will soon enough with that IQ

Nothing, as I'm in a state that isn't likely to be directly hurt by it. Will be nice watching other Americans get fucked hard though, especially those in the mid-west. Even funnier is how they'll be ignoring/denying it's happening the whole time.

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>fucking make me
>you will soon enough

>IQ

It won't.

I always read this shit in the voice of that cunt on 9/11 saying "mostly due to structural failure". Ill informed bunk.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flood_basalt

> clearly refering to suicide
> doesn't read between the lines
> American

As a dude that lives 3 hour drive away from the west gate to Yellowstone, it doesnt really matter. My ass is what youd call "grass"

Depends. If you’re east of Mississippi you should survive but you’ll probably wish you were dead. If your East of the Mississippi, I’d say far less likely.

>make me
>you will
>I will make me

>IQ

I dunno man, I’m out of the blast range so I should be fine. Just have to deal with thick smoke and dust because of my area.

> still not getting it
> mutilated groin
> American

Outrun it. I've seen it in the movies.

I speak better english then you do, enjoy your anteater cock faggot

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phone Chinese gevernemt and laugh at them cos they're never getting their debt paid off

die before i realize what is happening

>1/2 your country disappears
>won't affect me

Yes I'll enjoy not having what amounts to at least an inch cut off. Because as we all know women want less cock in them.

get some popcorn watch, from the safety of my home in europe, the live feed of some mutts dying

why don't we build a big metal lid on top so it can't ever explode

It won't. I want it to happen, in fact.

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What if it's nowhere near as big as speculation is and it's slightly bigger than St Helen's at best?

>I speak better english
>then you do
>first I speak better english
>then you do

Thoughts and prayers

Kekked

Go outside and play Sky Magma Minesweeper

Because they're stupid

BUILD A LID

for a while, we will all be dead in a year or so because of nuclear winter

Start a campaign to repartiate all world yanks to ground zero.

didn't art bell talk about this on coast to coast? used to listen to that on AM radio. oldfag boomer detected lol

where did you read that BS? all plant life will die because of nuclear winter

Keep flickin' the remote.

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Dont out yourself and yes he probably did.

you can live in your mom's basement only until you run out of provisions, then you'd still have to come out. And then you will die

>I'm in a state that isn't likely to be directly hurt by it
>Majority of our food is produced there
>Don't care, will buy more in food library

This is how liberals actually think.

rape my sister in the poo pipe because what the hell

>horizontal wall

Yes, the great yank dome. We'll forget to poke holes in it ya cunts!

um, that's how trumptards think as well

I live on my own in a studio apt.

I buy my food imported; I don't shop American.
>am also not a liberal
>liberals get the bullet too

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if Yellowstone goes booya, we're gonna get rækt over here in Yurop too.

why don't they just dig a hole and pour cold water down

Yeah we survived krakatoa in the 18shits so, fuck off.

I can't tell you. I'm still waiting on the return of art bell.

I’m over 50000 gallons away so I’ll be fine

Holy shit batman

Wut

ouch

gr8 b8 m8 would r8 8/8

DIG A HOLE

Imperial gallons of hay.

>nuclear winter
it's a volcano, user.

Verily!

no b8

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Nothing gets passed you, user

Come up with your own shit to say

A DIGGY DIGGY HOLE??
youtube.com/watch?v=34CZjsEI1yU

Volcanic winter, it has it's own name

oh I'm sorry, volcanic winter, better?

>survived
some did yeah, and some will survive Yellowstone.. but we'll get royally fucked, you infinite moron of mordor.

Fl8 kl8 bl8 y8

Giorgio! He's great

I can say marsholay.

wait, who? him? him who?

I'd punch that volcano in the face if it even THINKS about exploding.

You're all wrong; there is only one proper thing to do if Yellowstone blows and SHTF with extreme prejudice:

Post about it on Yas Forums and watch them blame the Jews as they go down in flames, lava and pyroclastic flows.

yeah but it is kind of the jews fault though

I'll come and kill you Dave, so stfu

You know me, Eugene, that's how I roll and that's how I stride.
that's the point, Samuel ffs.. stop stealing my thunder.
Too little too late, see above. Sorry, John.

Not before I fart in your cereal and have your mother blame it on your dad.

bold of you to assume Yellowstone will erupt in your lifetime. also bold of you to assume if it does erupt it will be an explosive eruption and not more along the lines of a giant runny nose.