ITT we found a new nation and must determine its laws

Every citizen must cum on OPs mom twice daily minimum

citizenship only below a certain bmi

Children are only allowed 3 gender transitions, were not animals.

all wickedness shall be burned.

Traps are normalized

ban neckbeards

Entry permitted only after cutting your own dick off with a spoon

enforced homosexuality

invites bernie to be first president

no computers allowed

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Required Military Service? maybe?

get your spoons faggots

checked

fuck me

traps are legally recognized as gay
trannies only nation, huh

No military. The president will deal with all wars by himself.

Since Bernie is president we have socialism but with sex, so all people get a share of the best traps even if you are an ugly ass

no minorities

unrestricted immigration

ALL children must learn at least one foreign language to conversation-level.

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The national anthem is the American national anthem but played on an out of tune kazoo

mandatory male chastity devices upon starting puberty

remove all cringe references to kekistan

The father must carry his children's foreskin around his neck until the child's age is 18, then a ritual happen witch include stapling the foreskin back

Add all cringe references to kekistan

Checked

This prevents male immigration

This guarantees socialism
>if dubs, repeal this one

Same but the father has to roll a dice and if it is higher than 3 has to eat the foreskin

You need written consent before every sentence said to a woman.

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Welfare state mandatory

Cars are banned, everyone goes places by stretching their arms out and pretending they're an aeroplane while making nyoom sounds

open borders

WE NEED A NEW PRESIDENT

Checked and repeal accepted

CHECKED

Limit two children per household.

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This one pretty difficult to repeal, enjoy 50% changes of eating your son's foreskin

Hilary for Prez

Trips can't be denied

Our naitonal Anthem is Cat People by David Bowie.

youtube.com/watch?v=VpdHMaccjw4

>Putting out fires with gasoline...

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prime minister mr cool ice

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Checked, we now need to burn Bernie into a pyre, like all former presidents

Trudeau to be installed as monarch

50 ft walls made of crocodiles and tacos on the border

shadilay is anthem, obviously

Everyone has to have furry costume and a furry personality doc online

state language is German

Trips checked, nation is called the 'foreskin eaters of south Kekistan'

And all women must dress and live as men. It's a trap nation. The women used to have dicks, the men never had dick to start with.

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Furrys are deemed mentally ill and used to make glue

Trumptards to be exposed

national costume = gimp mask

Population must submit to a Hunger Games lottery at 18 and every year after.

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National anthem
youtube.com/watch?v=XMR1YMHk_4I

Trumptards are to be eaten alive by rabid donkeys.