Life advice thread. Give anons actual life advice to make it

Life advice thread. Give anons actual life advice to make it

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Stop eating crap food, cook your own shit at least.

Ur mom gay

Thanks for creating the thread!
Wonderful idea.

Don't expect anything or anyone to do you good.
Always expect the worst if you have to. Else, don't expect anything.

Don't drink beer. It makes you fat.
Other alcoholic beverages are ok.

Drink milk. It makes your bones and teeth strong.

Shower at least three times a week. If you smell bad, you should shower.

Don't have perfume. Perfume is for women whose pussies smell bad because they won't pour wine or vodka inside their vaginas to kill the bacteria causing the smell.

Don't think about women. That's what they want. They want reason to be sneak lesbian. Don't be kind to women for no reason. They won't repay you.

Don't be nicer than you must. They'll use you.

Don't smoke to be cool. It's awful. You're not cool. You're fucking yourself over

Don't regret things. Think about what you did wrong and try to improve.

Eat a balanced diet. No fast food. No soda.

You all deserve to burn in hell

Don't redpill anyone under the age of 18 cause they'll get blackpilled instead

be effective when you do things, don't just do things

A wise person does nothing and nothing is left undone

Don't be cruel or you can be ridiculed

Don't ridicule others or they might get mad

Don't call people whiteboi or nigga. That shit pisses people off

Be yourself. Don't expect to get laid.

Break rules but understand that they're there for a reason. Try to understand that reason before breaking those rules

Don't be a feminist. Nobody likes a fucking feminist.

Don't tell others what you think about this and that. They might disagree.

Don't call someone a bro unless he calls you a bro. Don't be fake.

Don't take chances. U have to know for sure.

Be humble but don't humblebrag

Don't lie unless you have to. it will complicate your thinking a lot.

Don't steal because it will complicate your thinking as well.

Don't think that others love you. That shit is forbidden.

Prejudice is taboo. Assuming things is also taboo. Avoided prejudice and assumption.

Make friends, chase your dreams. Never ever ever, give your heart to a woman. Pump and dump.

Don't eat too much. Your Belly will hurt and that sucks.

Don't act like you're better than you are. It makes people mad.

Don't listen to this guy. (very important)

Give your heart to everyone and you will receive a gift worth more than a micro penis and decent fucking stats of females fucked.

Virginity as a male doesn't matter.
Virginity as a female matters the most.

Don't eat bitches out

Don't fuck smelly pussy

Don't fuck unless she wants to.

The world belongs to men but the bed belongs to the female.

Don't be a faggot. Be honest to yourself.

Don't take anything too seriously and don't seek sage advice from strangers.

Don't do the following drugs, they are laced and mixed up
Acid, Molly, GHB

I'm 15 have ADHD. I don't wanna put effort into anything and want to live an easy life and be interesting. I don't care about anyone and want to do whatever the fuck I want without fear and suffering. I'm a fucking pussy. Btw I'm 18.

Don't hate yourself. Hate them who made you hate yourself.
Go to the gym or exercise at home.
It's fun.

Don't love a bitch. They don't love you back.
Don't love a hoe. They want the money.

Hate an afraid nigga. He always uses race privileges and talks about slavery. He's a slave owner.

Respect your brothers and sisters. Your family is the world.

Love an honest person no matter who he or she is.

Lies are honesty too.

Don't be fake and you will lose your fear.

I fuck kittens

Don't do drugs in front of those you hate. They want you to have a bad trip.

Love a racist white person that speaks honesty in real life. He's not afraid and deserves as much honesty back.
He is your brother.

SELF BUMP

Don't be a fuccboi
Nobody likes a fuccboi

Don't think about the brands of clothes. Wear what looks good on you.

Don't be a wagecuck.

Don't be a wise guy. I am not a wise guy.

Don't trust what I say. Trust yourself.

Calling yourself a pussy makes you a dick

Know that life is pointless. The Universe is unimaginably large. We are a tiny speck of a planet that just happens to have this random life growing on it. Physics suggests that there is no way for us to find what exists, if anything, beyond the Universe. Therefore, for all intents and purposes, this is it. We're all going to die at some point, and you will die fairly soon. What can you truly accomplish in the 30, maybe 40, years you have left? Nothing.

Don't fuck a guy
A female can be a guy.

There's nothing to learn really.
Don't perform above what is expected of you in school. The teachers are fucking biased animals.

Avoid the government and government employees.
They can destroy your will to live

Don't threaten with your guns

It's better to die of a bullet than it is to wear a gun your whole life.

Don't wear a watch!
You have your phone clocks

Don't be a Christian. Everyone hate Christians.

Dont have sex on shrooms that shit feels too good and itll ruin regular pussy for you. Shit aint the same bros

Learn social skills while young.
Brush your teeth.
Eat right from the start and dont get fat.
Keep some good friends. This will take effort.
Kids can be nice. Women will leave. Dont do this unless you have the money for it.
Buy the boring reliable items.
Dont waste money on flashey trash.
Listen to your parents if they are decent folk.
NEETdom is not the way. You will need to work as you grow older. Otherwise depression sets in.

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Dont ever get marred even if you get a bitch pregnant

Last, don't make fucking porn threads on Yas Forums

Look at BBC porn. It's hot. Be honest. Color doesn't matter. If the dick is big, she likes it.

This is the advice of someone who has given up.

Don't listen to this colossal faggot. He's fucking his adopted child.

No it's not. It's wisdom! you can't see it because it's invisible to you

Dont buy Bitcoin it's a ponzi scheme >;)

Don't flip unknown drugs. That shit is begging for trouble

Every user above this is gay and voted for Obama

Don't be a secret racist. You're literally just fucking yourself over

You shouldn't have laughed at bitcoin and mined some while you had the chance

But how else are people supposed to buy an ounce of heroin for $800

Give yourself extra time so you can enjoy pooping.

Practice sprinting so they can't escape.

Shave off all body hair and scrub off dead skin in the bath.

Befriend a pharmacist.

Growing plants is easy with enough fertilizer.

Smell their hair twice, once before and once after.

Things are softer after boiling.

Do not keep their hair.

Do not crochet with their hair.

Do not dress cat in clothes made of their hair.

Do not pee on cat when it is wearing clothes made off their hair.

Do eat Olive Garden after you are done with them. Tip 23.33 percent.

Live, laugh, love.

Go listen to george carlin n bill hicks

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>Don't tell others what you think about this and that. They might disagree.
>Don't take chances. U have to know for sure.
complete pussy ideology

Take your meds
Take your meds
Fucking lottery salesman

Holy shitballs! It's the Juggernaut! You can't stop this motherfucker!

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Don't be a dick.

Life is hard enough.

When you see a snake, do not poke at it with a stick. Either kill it or leave it alone.

Don't eat the carrot after you shove it in your ass.

>Drink milk. It makes your bones and teeth strong
Has been proven wrong.
>Don't be kind to women for no reason
Bullshit incel advice.

Wrong.

Rest I've read in here is good.

>doesn't know what calcium is

Gtfo you retarded invertebrate.

>I believe everything the milk industry tells me
Fucking imbecile. There are better sources for calcium than milk.

The grass isn't greener on the other side, it's greener where you water it.

To know who your true friends are, look for the ones who say good things behind your back and bad things to your face.

Don’t worry about controlling your emotions. Control your actions.

You don't get paid based on how hard you work. You get paid based on how hard you are to replace.

Have more than you show, speak less than you know

Jerk off before making any big choices

Stop blaming other people for your problems and take responsibility for yourself

Always let her decide if she's out of your league

Never refuse a breath mint

Having the money to purchase something doesn't mean you can afford it

Take your responsibilities seriously, but not yourself

be cool. Don’t be a fool