Secual secrets thread

I've never been into zoo or tried it...but reading the zoo thread on herevhas me jerking off to the thought of being knotted

>projecting so hard

I let one of my exes sissify and diaper me, take me in public, and make me piss myself while sitting on his lap.

Took my drunk 18 year old gf's anal virginity. She was angry about it initially, but pretty much became a butt slut. I really miss her looking up at me with that beautiful tanned green eyed 10/10 face and saying "put it in my backside".

About 10 or so years ago met a married bitch on benaughty.

Started fucking her she was realky submissive.I would make her have steaks cookinv for me when I got there ans a case of grolsch.

Her mom had teminal cancee and when they upped her meds she would give the bitch her old pills. I never saw a pill bottle so big.

Long story short id eat a steak have
a few beers fuck her for 2 or 3 hours make her give me a bunch of pills and leave.

I would go hang out with my friend,drink the rest of the beer with him and sell him the pills.

I would end up making 300 or 400 bucks, it was awesome like i was getting paid to fuck this bitch.

I think I cucked her husband too because her son looks almost identical to how i looked as a kid, just with her hair color not mine.

I set up a hidden cam at my moms bedroom yesterday.
Just waiting for one of her horny days where she lets some guy fuck her.

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I had to help my 11yo niece bathe/shower several times and it was honestly pretty fun

I used to marurbate like ten times a day in jr high. It got pretty messy and gross dealing with my cumshots. And a little routine. So I started experimenting with a lot of things. Inserting toys and trying butt stuff never got me off but certainly kept things interesting. around this time the high school was starting to give out free condoms. So I filled my fucking backpack one day. They felt pretty damned good and contained the mess, so I used them more often than not.
Nothing too interesting or out of the ordinary sure.
But then my mom found some of my used condoms I didnt dispose of properly. Behind her headboard. Blamed my dad for cheating. They divorced. I got so scared I never did it again. To this day both my parents think the other had an affair they won't admit to, and I never use condoms anymore.
Still masturbate too much, but all my fucking is bareback cause of a "latex allergy" I don't have.

i'm ftm, but fantasize about a cis man raping me and forcing me to be his girl

subconsciously you still want to be a domesticated woman.

My gf told me her first fuck was 10.5 inches. He has her measure it. She was only 15. Feel like a small dick future cuck.

Bro never in a million years would I want a dick that big. Bitches can’t swallow it all the way. Some vaginas aren’t that big. Average vaginas are like 7 inches so you average Joes needn’t worry.

you'll never measure up lel

hahaha

>nigger, what?
Learn to spell

I wish I was at least a little close. I am almost 5 inches long. She did say she struggled to suck him and that she was able to ride over half of it. My dick slides right in and out of her.

I legit caught my older sister sniffing on my sweaty boxers after gym.
She pretended she just wanted to check if they need to go into the washing machine.
I always thought men are the only degenerates who do that shit.

Little sister and friends caught me jerking to their panties in HS. Went downhill for me fast.

Go on...

my ex blowed a bunch of 16 yo horny teens and I was ok with that. Kinda discovered my age difference fetish back then

They left for the beach, I went through there bags and took my dick out and stroked like a mad man. They forgot something, came back inside and saw me fully naked jerking in the living room

who the fuck jacks off fully naked

But what were the consequences?

A 16 year old junior in HS who things he has the house to himself.

Consequence was they all saw me being a creep and saw my not fully hard teen penis. They laughed and yelled at me. They threatened to tell the older HS girls and made me finish jerking off in front of them. They told the girls my age I had a small tiny penis anyway. Fml.

Dont get me wrong, sucks. But kinda hot. I'd like to think I would have made you finish too, but would have saved the telling to keep blackmailing you. But I probably would have just noped the fuck out of there and teased you endlessly about it forever.

I eat the cum out of my female roomate after whatever guy she’s fucking goes home

I used to think squirting was (generally) fake and just something shown in porn. I've been with around 10 women in my life, and while some definitely got more wet than others, none I'd them ever did anything close to what you see online. This all changed last week.
>reconnected with exgf I had years ago. We fucked a few times when we were much younger and didn't really know what we were doing
>decide to get a hotel room downtown since our schedules sync'd up
>had dinner and drinks, both feeling good and vibing on each other
>go to room, start making out, clothes come off, I'm fingering her a little
>she motions for me to get on top of her and I go to put one of the decorative hotel pillows under her ass since I like doing it that way
"No user, I'll ruin it"
>confused
>start fucking and holy shit she starts moaning really heavily and a fucking GUSH of warm lady jizz shoots past my balls and up my thighs
WHAT THE FUCK

happened like 5 more times that night. She never told need since she was self conscious about it and only started happening to her in her late 20s.

How did that arrangement come about? That a heck of a deal.

My wife does the same. We have to lay heavy towels down on the bed before we fuck or she'll soak the sheets to the mattress.

They still teased me forever. They got pictures of me trying to cover my soft weiner. Called me baby cock throughout HS.

I can't have sex with my wife anymore, so were both looking at sex with other people as an option.

I tried to fuck her a lot she never went for it. She would always complain about how most guys never get her off, so I just said well if you ever need me to finish you off. She laughed it off until one day she must have really been frustrated because he had barely shut the door to leave when she texted me from her room to come in.

i’ve had sex with a few trannies and roughly 50 women in the past 3 or 4 years. many of them are fat and unattractive and i regret them.

That's what she said she does with her husband. Honestly I was a little freaked out about it at first but in some deep, depraved level of my psyche I wanted that shit all over me.

When I was a 26 year old Wendy’s shift leader I took the virginity of a 15 yr old “lesbian” she asked me if she could come over because she needed a place to paint her gf a picture for her birthday. We ended up having sex. I felt super guilty about it half way through and lost my erection but eventually got it back.

So do you just enjoy giving head? Or eating semen? What do you get out of the deal otherwise?

I jack off

I enjoy going down on her. At first I was iffy on the whole semen thing but after the first few times it became nothing to me. I get nothing from the deal.

this i am nowhere near 10 inches my gf needs lots of lube to be able to take it without pain.

I checked out a teenage boy in the changing room at the gym yesterday.

After five years of searching I found my missing brother. I don't want to tell our parents because of how they treated him, but I want my baby brother in my life again.

is she hot? somehow i think any girl that would do this is probably ugly as fuck and you probably are too

It made your asshole be needed and wanted. You've still only be taken. If he wanted you, he woild've cared. Something most people absolutely get wrong.

First of all, nice dubs. Second, try to reconnect with him but don’t bring the rest of your family into it

I love it, and so does she. After she gushes she begs me to pull my cock out and feed it to her so she can suck her own juices off.

>i’ve had sex with a few trannies and roughly 50 women in the past 3 or 4 years. many of them are fat and unattractive and i regret them.
Are you me? That sounds very similar to me.
I don't have that much of an issue getting laid with females, it's just that crossdressers/trannies are so fucking "easy" and often are a sure-thing. It's as simple as making a post (not going to shill the sites but they are easily findable) and waiting 10 minutes. They are super horny for "straight" guys.
A few have actually been pretty fucking passable, but yeah others have been just dudes wearing their wife's clothes that have given up and want to be fucked.

I'm at least safe about it and use condoms. Hopefully you are also. They are incredibly promiscuous.

It's hard to sneak around on them, but that's the plan. The sexual part of the secret is that it took so long to find him because he's (more or less) a girl now.

I fucking love it, I fucked a dog for the first time several years ago and it's great, I still do it. Never done anything sexual with a human, my entire life I've only been attracted to animals like that. I wouldn't say I've lost my virginity yet since I've only ever done anal, can't wait to try a bitch

You're fine.

I’m not ugly not hot either though.

She’s not a supermodel by any standard she’s about a 7/10. She’s hot enough that a lot of guys want to fuck her

i cum onto my keyboard at work after everyone has gone home, so the cleaning lady who comes in at 6am has to clean it up. so far she hasnt ratted me out to my boss wonder if she likes me.

And what did u think? I showered with a 12yo boy earlier today

In that case tell the tranny to kill himself. Now I see he was disowned for a reason.

Kill yourself.

i used grindr or tinder to find them when i was traveling & made sure they were very passable. one is actually a pretty well known cam / porn girl. not really into the crossdressers though. always condoms with the trannies & i always wear condoms with women now too. i definitely had a raw tinder phase but i got tested and came out clean. even though we’re degenerates at least we’re safe.