Do you think I should wear longer (that is, men's) shorts?

Yeah and best of all, it is really permanent, no hair whatsoever in the past 4-5 years, except for a few really thin hairs, which are only visible from 10-20 cm in certain light conditions.

Had a dude wearing something like these come into my work the other night. What a sight.

A colleague? I also go to work like this

You should wear a thong.

Under the shorts or instead of them?

Instead of the shorts, faggot. You'd probably enjoy that little bit of string tight up against you.

That would make me easier to access but I think the shorts are revealing enough.

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OH it's this faggot and this thread again

Pussy

I guess that would take me over the line. In this outfit I get millions of looks, and lots of comments, but nothing physical. In thongs I would probably get beaten, and self defence is not my strength

Wear speedos then

I think you could try pantyhose, miniskirt and stilettos.

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I don't like that material for everyday use. This is plain denim, although quite elastic, but still denim. I wear tiny nylon shorts for jogging only

Where'd you find that pic of Janet Reno?

This is some 55 yr old fat faggot posting pics of the ex bf that dumped him when he ran out of money. He's been posting his pics for years, wake up newfags.

You seem like a whiny bitch who needs a beating. You shouldn't have an opinion on what you wear; you wear what you're told to wear.

Really?

In that case it's nice he left this pic for me

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You sound like a 30 year old fatty who has bad facial hair.

What does that code mean?

I posted it in /bant I think a while ago, where your posts have this code

Lol!!!

I would hook up for long-term with a guy who is into controlling the way I dress (unless he wanted me to wear suits)

Of course you would. You have no self respect.

If I had I would not get the sexual satisfaction I now get

What?

Days ago you posted a photo from Venice. You are one who travels, with those white shorts and pink shoes. Are you looking for a man?

No no... ok... really, it would seem the same photo with a different background, like paint shop cloning...

or he's right who says that:
"This is some 55 yr old fat faggot posting pics of the ex bf that dumped him when he ran out of money. He's been posting his pics for years, wake up newfags." ?

Actually I have lots of photos from Venice Sherlock, maybe you're talking about this one. There's zero cloning about these pics.

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>that boner
kek

Photoshop work on the first pic was a lot better.
you can clearly tell this is the wrong torso on the wrong legs.

Ok, whatever

ha ha ha! even without being Sherlock, even an idiot sees that it is a cloned image. and also bad. you hold in your hand the rod behind another person?

>that horrible photoshopwork
You had one job...look at that shitty white halo around the hand but the worst part is that thumb and those fingers..you need to up your skills. This is really shitty photoshopping

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Sup sexy vegan...

I actually eat meat and not just what you think

Bro what the fuck is wrong with your middle finger, Did someone take a bite out of it?!

Nothing I know of

no to show everyone your fucking midlife crisis is fine

he's not. see this:

Looks pretty fucked up:

Search for halo effects here then

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i've decided that I really kind of like this dude. It's just a very unique look. go with it. I'm assuming gay, but even if not, you are clearly quite proud of your self. You are quite a character. does your personality match, or is it all in the style? if its confident, you should have your own show or podcast or something.

oh, i forgot to ad..of course don;t wear longer shorts, those legs are great. I'm a straight dude who has no attraction to you whatsoever, but I think your legs look fantastic from a purely aesthetic viewpoint

>Idiot doesn't check his own photoshop work
Don't need to. That cameltoe gives it away. Next time photoshop a bulge. No further evidence required

That's neither a camel toe, nor a dick print, just the way the denim folds. Any camel to you see there is just your imagination. So is the tits on this pic. There are no tits, I have minimal pectorals compared to the otherwise flat chest.

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your theory is this dude is photoshopping someone elses legs onto his torso? Tell us more about Building 7 please.

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If you know me then you also know that the question is rhetorical, I will obviously not wear longer shorts, ever

This is a bit better but you forgot to.colour match the legs to the arms. the legs are a different skintone colour so clearly belong to a different person but otherwise this is better than the other 2 failed photoshopping attempts.

i do have a question, tho...you seem to have tits. were you a chic at some point?

Please, I wouldn't like him to discover all halo effects around my legs

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ah, cool. but you didn't answer are you straight or not, and what is your purpose with showing yourself here so often, are you just trying to meme yourself?

Nope, why?

Oh I like this. is that a reflection of a building that doesn't exist? I'm google searching this now to find out more.

how much do you weigh? you are like a waif of a lad. and why do you always seem to pose alone? who is taking the photos?

I always thought my sexuality was obvious. Tbh I'm pretty much an attention whore

cuz you seem to have some small tits. but so do i. not judging.