We take an oath that this is the last Dan / Miranda thread ever

We take an oath that this is the last Dan / Miranda thread ever.

Some faggot ruined them forever by promising nudes yesterday that do not exist and will never exist
Goodbye Miranda

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Dear God that picture

i recognize that girl she was the beauty pageant winner in it's always sunny

I thought she looked familiar. That is one of my favorite episodes of its always sunny

Schwein Hund!

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Who is Dan? Who is Miranda? Is this something in the news?

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devito with the cadaver makeup lmao

When I look at Dan, it makes me sad that I never did what it took to pursue my dreams. He may be fat and ugly, but at least he gets to live that dream every day. Meanwhile, I'm also fat and ugly doing a "normal" job and would get locked up and murdered in prison if anyone even thought I was alone with a child. Some girl I asked out literally said "don't you know you look like a pedophile?" and threatened to call the police. Nobody would treat me like this if I had the blessing of a huge company like Nickelodeon.

Kek

I think he took underage girls butts

The techno rave song... "this is the future of patriotism"

Is it time to rethink Dan as a hero...
I'm still undecided

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I'm proud to be posting in the final Dan thread ever

>the joy in his face.

This is pic makes even me feel wrong. Story on the nudesfag

You can't be as fat or as disgusting as Dan. It's not possible

The look on his face is beyond all realms.
Makes it difficult to root for Dan but we shall persevere

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Does anyone have the pic from that thread of Dan at 600 pounds.
It showed him at peak blubber

>promising nudes yesterday
sauce

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Some user promising Mia and Miranda nudes. Would of broken the Internet if true but OP could not deliver. As a result this is last ever Miranda thread. Long overdue

I agree. Some guys have god level luck.

Those minions should be acquitted of whatever crimes they partake in with Miranda. No one could possibly blame them

Loved by the industry in spite of assfucking teen whores

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At least the girl you asked out was your own age

>in spite of

probably more BECAUSE of. The industry is all about fucking that virgin preteen ass and getting away with it. you think they got in the business to entertain? Yeah right.

>mia and miranda nudes
link?

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This is normal right?

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Nope. sorry no link
Miafag might be in thread at some point so you can ask him

Can someone fill me in?

That lucky fat fucker

no, but Dan certainly can fill you UP if you are a girl between the ages of 8-12 and have nice feet.

Probably chadanon who had a threesome with the girls was a bit drunk and joked about it.

forget pic

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Just remember that Dan Schneider knows what every one of these little girls smell like

iam legit only browsing Yas Forums fof miranda threads and get sad when none are up

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Post Jennette McCurdy as compensation for no Miranda's pussy

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Same here.
Hopefully we will see her nude leaks someday.

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Dan producer at nickelodeon

Desperate teen sluts begging for fame at any cost

Dans finds relatively hot (for him) wife ok with Dan fucking high school girls

Dan's shows are license to print money at network which feeds his invincibility

This encourages more bad behavior from Dan and a hooker like mentality from the girls and the stagemoms

Army of attorneys to mop up Dan's throwaways

Enter Yas Forums....
trying to determine if Dan is the worlds greatest hero or worlds worst villan

This is supposed to be the last one ever if we all agree to it

Nice. When she went on the eric andre show and came out in that skimpy little dress...god damn my dick shot up quicker than an H head on pay day in a trap house.

More Mia nudes? pls be true. She is so hot.

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My god. What is happening in this scene

>last one
No, at least until Miranda post a slutty selfie with a USC cheerleader outfit.

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Can you picture what will be
So limitless and free
Desperately in need of
some strangers hand
In a desperate land

Lost in a Roman wilderness of pain
And all the children are insane
All the children are insane
Waiting for the summer rain
There's danger on the edge of town
Ride the king's highway
Weird scenes inside the goldmine
Ride the highway West baby

Do you have any more like this?

Post Dan at his fattest ever when he fucked the nickelodeon girls

oh my fuck

>My god. What is happening in this scene
Dan giving us all a gift. He never was stingy with his proclivities.

It may be impossible to ever top this picture in regard to disgustingness on every conceivable level

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>fake that is pornstar Kenzie reeves body

>do hispanics give a fuck about their daughters?
look like they are getting fucked left and right be hollywood more than any other race

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Yes.

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What I always wondered was if he's so much of a pedo, how come the girls on his show wear so much fucking clothes? Seriously, on ICarly everyone was always wearing at least two layers of clothes. Three if it was cold out.

ITT: Pedophiles praising a fat pederast

Here you can have this one...

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post the nudes

Calm down, Dan the Beer Can.

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