How would you defeat buff nordic man in a weaponless street fight??

No matter how buff etc any guy is, he will go down wailing with his knee busted. So bust his knee with a kick.

You couldn't even hold one

go for the balls with your right hand and his hard dick with your mouth Yas Forumsro

Lol, you workout at the library dont you?

I'll expose my bussy and call him to spray his white juices inside

Tell him he wandered into a no-g-zone and demand he leaves.

just sweep the leg

youtube.com/watch?v=fX1W4jEZ314

cqc.

the bigger they are the harder they fall

i wouldnt. i know my limits.

if you have to defend yourself you have to defend yourself.

defend and defeat mean different things. feel free to google them.

is that a fact?
youtube.com/watch?v=557jG4GXdEA

like i said - feel free to google yourself.

yikes

a trained martial artist and responsible close quarters combatant would never initate a combat situation unprovoke

kek

Distract him with a jar of herring party snacks

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not sure if youre just trolling, high on something or some other bizzare case. what i do know is that what youre talking and what im talking about are 2 entirely different things. maybe its the language barier. dont care. to defend yourself and to defeat someone are 2 different things.

you are revealing that you have never done any offical martial art training

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Works every time.

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whatever helps you sleep at night m8

I also can't tell if you're baiting but the scenario was never about starting a fight with him.
Its about 'what would you do if he started one with you?'.

if your train your fundamentals regularly you will rest easier.
a long form fight is all about cardiovascular energy and the willpower to win the fight.

if you need to you should try to use your leg to stomp and break your opponents leg then tie them up and wait for an arresting officer to come so you can explain why you had to use deadly force to defend yourself.
if you insist , you can bash their head into the ground once they are disabled. but i hope you can afford a good lawyer.

youtube.com/watch?v=asZrBpaV8cQ

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make him regret it

it depends on if , in my heart i have the mentality of and indomindable spirit liek this guy
or secretly have the mentality of a submissive cuck like

if you are going to train , you need to train with the attitude that in a fight you will have to kill or seriously disable your opponent.

having that mindset will keep you from getting into unessary gay wrestling matches with cute bois.

its kinda cute when you try this hard. i could repeat same thing i said before for the third time, but reading comprehension doesnt seem to be your strongest suite so im just gona let go at this point.

I'm from Denmark and that shit looks vile as fuck. There' a reason we do things to it. Put it in sauces etc.

your probably never going to have such a convienient situation as you described.
you may be winning the fight and not paying attention and his friends get out the car now your getting jumped or held at gun point.
dont ever. assume that you control all of the engagement situations variables.

youtube.com/watch?v=FMObHRmVF9E&list=PLi9HJH3yuxuzDWhE_6WvK-PKgq7nzQ_jx&index=27

What martial art do you train?
I did Taekwondo many years ago but if I'm honest I've probably lost most of that skill by now.
Been thinking of picking up MMA or something like that.

This is relevant to an extent, willpower and intent. How commited and serious you are about actually going for the KO, many people hold back.
If you hold back and the other guy doesn't, you're fucked.

But also experience and sheer strength/weight play a pretty heavy role too, of course.

ill drop you a little hint. scroll back and make sure youre replying to who you think youre replying to. cause unless some weird server error happened youre in for a little surprise. or dont. i dont care

martial arts is only one part of the deal.

you need to win the engagement by exerting minimal energy. superior tactics always wins the day.

knowing that you plan excersize quick lethality in engagements, you should avoid face to face hand to hand combat. run . use deception and disengage.
then if you find that you still want to disable/kill your opponent (have to infiltrate past them or some other mission based reason), re engage them on your own terms using the element of suprise

if you couldnt tell , im in control of this conversation and i am the alpha male of this thread

By being a buffer nordic man.

Would go for a standing exchange, if he proves himself to tough on his feet would try taking the fight to the ground, jiu jitsu pairs very well with dirty moves like eye gouging and headbutting

I just googled myself. Came up with based and redpilled.

exactly. you're barking up the wrong tree white boi.

Point i want 2 make 2 u is u dont NEED money or a base or anything. Its just luxury pussy shit.
If u need 2 run from forces u need 2 beable 2 survive without that shit.
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------tl;dr (if ur literally working for the government of that country u can do just about w/e the fuck u want)

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>based and redpilled
You mean "soy."

Remind him that he needs to be guilty about his race oppressing everyone

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I would compliment him on his beard and tats. He would then compliment me on mine and we would start talking about our training. Drink some danish cheap beer and have a good time as friends.

If i meet him internationally we'd walk around and people would go "wow you look like vikings" "omg you are so swedish" "please fuck me now"

If he's stupid enough to start a fight with me then it's his problem.

anyone can run around someons side , break their leg and then stomp their head in.
your gonna find your bigger inconvienence to be the legal ramifications..
dont go down this road unless you have to

Self-defense law requires the response to match the level of the threat in question. In other words, a person can only employ as much force as required to remove the threat. If the threat involves deadly force, the person defending themselves can use deadly force to counteract the threat.

not being gay as you, homo..why do you save men pics in your folder? no homo here

>how would you defeat the dragon born?
>by being rat

sorry , i didn't realize you meant "how would i defeat him in a magic the gathering match"

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Sorry, didn't realize that fists count as magic.

"i must warn you i am trained in 5 different forms of un armed close quarters combat"
>turn 360 degress
*teleports behind you*
heh, nothing personal kiddo

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I'm a late-gamer. Sneeze on him with Corona.

>martial arts are required to punch a rat

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Sucker punch him in the dick

my opponent has gone from being a grown man to an underage minor with a walki talki and a tranny fetish

i think ill manage

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Depends you never know man. some 15 year old that took boxing could fuck you up

Your only opponent here is your inability to understand hope comparisons work. You've kicked your own ass. Congratulations.

Get him to reproduce with me so we can continue the Nordic race

I do MMA and I’m a buff non-nordic man. I think i’d be fine. Fag.

ok tantin. good talk, i luv u and promise u will be safe with me and yesha

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>judo for a street fight
Fucking Judoka nerd do some wrestling and BJJ. Some boxing and Muay Thai too. You guys have like 4 useful throws. Relying on a guy to wear a jacket is fucking stupid.

im not gonna wrestle around on the ground with cute bois.

im a killer.

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>wing chun
Yeah you definitely cant fight. Id really like to see you in an MMA fight.

i have no interest in being a professional wrestler.

i do own and operate a private military contracting firm as ceo and sensai.

do with that information what you will

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Judo is for skinny teenagers who cant fight. Im not gonna be wearing a jacket when I smack the fuck out of you bro. How you gonna throw me?

Trick question. Nordic people don't fight as they are cucks.

Man bear Nord here, getting old though so to tip the odds back in my favor get off a few quick shots to the throat, diaphragm, or if need be testicles depending on the consequences for loosing this imaginary fight.

You can't even win a battle of words. But please, keep trying.

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If thats pic relared:
>doubt
>id kill you barehanded you noodle

if the mission dictates
you and will dissapear from the face of the earth

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Listen buddy, take your quran and go pray to your boy Mo that he gets you laid and helps you put on some muscle. Stop larping on Yas Forums.

if the mission dictated you would dissapear from teh face of the earth.

Keep insulting Jesus and his annointed and it will happen sooner than you think

dont wind up dead cuz of a mtg game

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