Tell Yas Forums how you lost your virginity

Tell Yas Forums how you lost your virginity

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To my uncle gary

I put my penis into a vagina.

Who was the girl? Shaved? Where did it happen?

>be 24
>be a virgin because I was trying super hard to break out of a "friendzone" situation
>turned down girls multiple times because I was holding out for her
>eventually they stopped asking
>she tells me she is dating someone and never wants to talk to me again
>rage for a few months
>look up some hookers on craigslist (when it still had the adult section)
>finally work up the courage to call one
>light a bunch of candles, want to make this shit romantic
>she comes, looks about 10 years older than her pic
>reeks of cigarettes
>within the first 2 minutes, she says "are you a virgin?"
>how could she tell.jpeg
>she lets me finger her for a while, badly fakes an orgasm
>we get to the fucking
>last all of 3 minutes
>as she goes to the bathroom to clean up, I see her shudder
>tip her 175 dollars on top of the 200 I paid for the "hour" (she was only there like 20 minutes) because I want her to like me

I'm now 38 and still have never fucked a non-prositute or been on a date. Probably going to die alone with a phone with no contacts but my parents and a shitload of whores.

To my uncle peter

Well I let a penis into my vagina

well i let a vagina into my penis

Hot

To a guy I met on grindr

You had me going for a while

Jesus fucking christ and I thought I was a loser

This is a true story. Its one of my favorite stories. I used to be able to get to her facebook through a friends page but haven't for the last couple years.

>14
>new girl at school
>she takes a liking to me
>asks if i want to hang out at her house
>fast forward 2 days
>at her house with her friend
>she's showing me her stuff
>asks me if I've ever had a blowjob
>say no
>her friend unbuttons and unzips my pants, takes my dick out and starts sucking it
>she asks if i like it, i say yes
>her friend who is sucking my dick stops, smiles at me and leaves the room
>she takes my pants off and tells me to lie down on her bed
>she gets on top of me and starts riding me and then stops abruptly
>didn't realize until 10 years later she stopped because she got off and was done

at least i'm the best at something (being a complete and utter failure of a human being)

I fucked a chick who had her legs spread for me. It's pretty much what happens with all of these stories about losing virginity.

That depends what you count. First time I sucked dick was when I was 6 my best friend jessie and I used to get naked and rub our dicks together and one day I felt like suckin. First time I had my dick sucked and fisted a girl I was 15 and my girl friend and i went to ice age 2 and then theater was empty so we spent the whole movie fooling around. First time i penetrated someone i was 17 and it was my girlfriend who became my exwife we fucked in the back seat of my car.

>be 19
>on dating apps for a while, awkward dead end dates a few times here and there
>match with qt bbw stoner
>we talk for a few feeks before actually meeting up
>we cuddle all night
>dick currently radiating atomic blasts from being a kissless virgin sleeping with qt bbw
>after a few days of dating we get more intimate
>first time she touches my dick she thought it was my fore arm
>we fuck missionary and when I slide in for the first time it was the greatest feeling in the world
>lasted like 20 seconds.
>licked her and fingered her a bunch till she was cumming so hard she might piss the bed
>bbw qt is now my gf
>been together for 4 years

Was shitfaced and trying to walk home in the dark through the woods. Got lost. Stumbling around. Finally fell and passed out. Woke up hours later. Pants down around my ankles. Surrounded by squirrels, all fapping their little squirrel cocks, staring at me with glazed eyes. Feel a strange sensation and realize I’m getting fucked in the ass by one just as he nuts in me. They see I’m awake and all haul ass. They ran a squirrel train on me. Was shitting acorns for weeks after that

Really depressing tbh. I had been close a lot of times but for various reasons never went the distance. Then I got the perfect time when going on a cruice.
> Cruise ship leaves
> Pre cruise ship I heard from a friend one of the girls in her cabin was looking for a hookup
> Girl is 5/10 at best
> Me says nah not looking for a hookup
> thinks their would be a lot of people looking to party.
> Only like two other groups. One is locked inside their room for the entire trip.
> Not a lot of options
> Starts getting wasted
> Starts flirting up the girl in my friends group
> Succed to my suprise
> Head towards my room
> Sexy time on
> She does some dirty talking
> Acctualy get´s me turned on
> Then i come to my senses for a second
> This fucking land whale
> I was about to put my dick into that shit
> I had already had a soft boner
> To much alcohol
> This was not helping
> Tried to fuck her
> Got it in started doing a few thrusts
> Goes limp
> Can´t get it up
> Feels bad man
> Tell her I am to drunk and that we could try a bit later
> She says she will go up in the meantime
> I say I will join them soon
> Goes into the bathroom
> passes out
> Wakes up two hours later
> Everyone knows everything about the incident
> I get even more wasted
> Worst hungover day of my life

On a + side the buffe we had helped to recover and feel better.

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>be 16
>get first gf: 15 year old Christian girl with a purity ring, a little chubby but cute face and d cups
>she will give me handjobs and blowjobs, let me play with her tits, we have long makeout/grinding sessions that end with me getting blue balls because she won’t fuck
>one day her parents aren’t home, we’re chilling in her room, I get her to lay down with me and we start making out
>over he course of the next hour, slowly strip her until both of us are naked and spooning, I’m grinding my dick between her cheeks and getting loads of precum all over my cock and her butt
>get an idea
>flip her on her back, get on top and start kissing her immediately so she can’t say anything as I position my cock on her pussy lips
>they’re really hairy so it doesn’t feel fantastic as I grind against them, but I feel her heat and that she’s really wet and it makes me even harder if I could be
>fuck it
>I position the head of my precum covered cock between her pussy lips, and while I’m tongue kissing her I start pushing in
>she gasps and pushes against me but I’m determined at this point
>get fully inside her and it feels like absolute heaven
>start thrusting in and out while I try to kiss her, she’s not really kissing me back anymore
>after like 20 thrusts of pure heaven, I push in as deep as I can and start pumping what feels like the biggest load of my life into her
>cum for what feels like a solid minute and a half
>all of a sudden hear noise of door downstairs.
>her dads home, shit shit
>we both get up and dressed as quick as possibly, I can’t find my underwear but fuck it go commando
>go downstairs to her bonus room, act like we were watching tv when her dad walks in and talks to us like normal
>go home that night, don’t hear from her for like 2 days
>start to worry that I could’ve gotten her pregnant
>break up with her over the phone and never see her again because she’s from a town away

based

congrats on the trips+rape

>be 20
>at party with friends
>party winds down and everyone staying over sets up on the couch or floor to sleep
>laying by friend and his girlfriend
>only ones up still talking
>friend says to me they've been looking for someone for a threesome
>says he wanted someone he trusted and she suggested me
>plan for the day to come
>go over
>get naked
>handjob
>blowjob
>Eiffel tower
>DP
>it was a damn good day

>18 yrs old
> been chatting with this 16 yr old girl at the neighborhood park
> she babysat in my neighborhood
> two days of talking and we make plans to hangout at her place
> I get my dad to buy me a bottle of jack daniels
> her mom picks us up and is excited about the whiskey
> they live in a trailer
> it's really dirty and has like 6 pets running around
> her mom drinks half my whiskey
> we both get drunk
> we had sex with a condom from my wallet
> I last like an hour
> she didn't believe I was a virgin and accused me of saying it to get in her pants
> right after I ask her out like a retard
> we wake up dating and want to have sex again
> she asks her mom to go buy us more condoms
> she does
> dated for like 6 months. she was a terrible person and super slutty

Anyone want to hear a femanons story?

I never loose my stuff

You know the rules

>be me
>16
>on some sort of trips, not class but not friends only, hard to explain
>field work for short
>last day
>I double down on my regular regiment of benzos I knicked from my junkie sis
>some girl got booze
>take some as I literally never got drunk proper
>it hits me like a ten ton hammer due to all the benzos
>they are all laughing at me for acting like a total shithead despite taking literal sips
>fucking cunts, I go to my room
>not pass out, amnesic what happened last night
>wake up in the bathtub, locked bathroom
>ass kinda sore
>cum drizzling from my now shriveled peen
>I didn't feel hurt but inspection of the surroundings made me certain I didn't just stick something up my bumhole in my drunk stooper
>genuinely bumfucked on "roofies" (rohypnol is also a benzodiazepine so I guess you could call it that way)
>asked two of my other collegues that were with later if something happened
>spilled the beans that I was acting dumb due to interactions of diazepam, alprazolam and that shit moonshine-tier booze one of the two brought
>keep the sore ass secret
>they genuinely had no clue, last them 2 saw me was when I went to my room
unpertrubed by this fact, my anus was so relaxed whoever (if anyone at all) has done it didn't cause me trauma or damage, but I still tell everyone I'm a virgin because saying I roofied myself on accident and then got buttraped is bad idea in circles I inhabit
it's been 4 years and I got more comfortable with girls but I'm still like miles away from making any first step other than hugging at best and just going out on a coffee at worst

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Yes please

I got drunk with this girl way out of my league at the beach and since their was no where to sleep she offered me to stay on her boat I was supposed to stay in one room and her another but her parents weren’t back yet and we fucked on the pull out couch of her boat

What do you want to know?

I was 15 at the time and lost it to a German shepherd I had when I was a kid.

I would sneak out of my bedroom window at night when my dad was asleep and then call the dog over. I started by sucking his cock first, and I did that for a few nights. From the first night I had sucked his cock for the very first time, it was probably only a week later I got him to actually fuck me. And the night it happened I honestly wasnt expecting it. I still vividly remember the night it happened. I thought it was just gonna be another "practice night", where he would just dry hump me till he got bored and then give up, but then all of a sudden I felt his cock poke around my ass a couple times. I remember thinking "oh shit, this might be it" and then I felt it. The tip of his cock hit me right in the center of my asshole and before I could even register what happened he was already balls deep in me and pounding away. All I could do was hold on while he pounded away. I went from virgin to gaped in one night. My ass was sore for almost a week and for a few days after I couldnt wipe without seeing blood.

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yes, but I have a feeling it will actually be written by a neckbeard virgin one-handed.

no you didn't

Everything on this site is a larp anyway

Whatever man.

>be 16, almost 17
>first gf 2 yrs younger than me
>close to my bday she decides to undress while we were making out.
>I see pussy, i get naked too.
>PP hard, i push it a bit pointing her slit
>i feel hot sensation
>we are actually having sex
>i stop since she is not on birth control and i dont have condoms
>finish with BJ and cunnilingus
>1 week later i have condoms.
>2 months later she on the pill
>1 years of good teen fucking anywhere anytime
>she is not with the dude she met after we broke up. she had a child. I find her ugly now. meh. Nice being young

Everything you want to share. The basic story is ok though.

In the woods at college to a girl I met on a talker, resort.org

also, I didn't shit any cum covered nuggets that day, so I asume that if I got peepeed in my poopoo the the guy had a condom, or the person at hand used a handle of some sort to sodomize me which was promtply cleaned
I have no idea if I was awake or passed out at time of the sodomy
I ran test 10 months later in case it was HIV but I was negative
the girls at my hs were no more nor less interested in me after that field trip so even if something did happen that the 2 knew they didn't spread that information, my credd was as stable as ever
I do think I locked the bathroom though, so I reckon I was awake when it happened but not making any memories from it

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Well, keep the hooker thing to yourself

>be me, 17
>one weekend in the summer, my friend J’s parents are gone and he and his sister decide to have a weekend long party there
>invite all of our friends, other friend S is out of town but his gf B is around so she comes out
>first night we’re all smoking, she wants to smoke (never has before) but S won’t let her
>she just drinks a bit and we all hang out
>next day, morning, pretty much everyone leaves for the day to go do stuff
>just me, J, and B hanging out
>we decide to smoke weed without telling B’s boyfriend, J falls asleep on the floor of his room pretty much immediately (poor guy was up all night) and B and I are lying in his bed watching a movie
>start cuddling a bit, B is a bit chubby w a very pretty face so very cuddleable, this isn’t too far off base for her as she’s pretty affectionate with our whole friend group
>we decide to smoke a bit more while J sleeps
>after we’re laying in bed together, looking at each other and talking about stuff
>one thing leads to another, we start kissing
>kissing leads to my hands under her shirt, in her shorts, then her shorts off and just grinding on my leg in her panties
>she has a nice fat ass
>she reaches into my shorts and stars jerking me off
>start to think about her bf, my friend, and bring it up but she just shushed me
>pulls my dick out, spits on it, then climbs on top of me and starts riding me
>very close riding, she’s pressed against me and grinding, my hands are on her ass
>after a while I’m close, I let her know
>”it’s ok, I’m on the pill”
>blow my load inside of her as she kisses me and moans into my mouth
>she rolls off of me, pulls her shorts back on and we go back to watching movies
>J wakes up, later people come back over and we party some more
>as far as I know, she never told S, they broke up a few years later amicably and she has a new bf now

And if it makes you feel any better I'm a straight male who lost it to a gay sex offender when I war 8. If you don't consider that sex then I'm a 25 yo virgin. My life is not awesome lol.

that's the plan, but the past partners conversation always happens eventually. I have some fake ex girlfriends made up in my head if I ever need to talk about them, but I think they'll start to wonder why they don't exist on facebook and why I don't have pics with them etc.

So I'd have to get lucky and find someone who doesn't dig into my past, like at all.

I was visiting the college my sister was
at for a weekend during my senior year. Went to a frat party with my sister. Turns out she was already trying to set this frat guy up with me before I got there and knew I was wanting to lose it. After a bit of hanging out and drinking we went up to his room and started making out. Clothes came off and eventually I sat on top and slid his dick in. It hurt at first and took a while for it to feel ok. But after it did, he went at it. I ended up staying the night in his room and we had sex multiple times though the night

Yas Forums being wholesome

Not a bad story lol weird that it made me sad tho.

more virgins need to read this. All you need to do is lower your standards and start going after the fatties/cripples. Don't let your standards keep your dick from getting wet.

Why did it make you sad?

Cuz he thought an incel could make up a better story than that

Come up with a better one then. Op story seems pretty real to me

Newfaggotitis if u believe that femanon shit.

Idk, that's why I said weird

so you're mad that it was a totally normal story? I mean it's a little boring, but I'm glad it wasn't something where the OP clearly is masturbating while he writes it.

Tits or gtfo

Fair enough. Anything you want to know?

see

trust me, you don't want to see my mantitties.

this one has lost more than just her virginity.
looks like dignity too, gawd that shit looks beat to hell.

I was 17, after graduation I boned my girlfreind at a party. Pretty sick. Too bad she was a complete psycho and killed herself 3 years later.

Back in the summer of 1998 on a warm summer night I managed to bribe/convinced a fine sicilian donkey jenny, like $1,200 worth into standing still for 4 chunked large apples. She really didn't mind my advances as she was digging on the apples. Not actual picture but very very close. I remember her like yesterday.

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get help

Fuck you, she didn't mind.

how do you do it without getting sick about all the shit back there? Even if you hose it down first, there's the very real chance that it's going to shit all over yuo with little to no warning. That's all I'd be able to think about and I'd never be able to stay hard.

Sicilian donkeys are notorious sluts

Lost it to my wife on our wedding night

ban this sick filth

>be me, 20 year old Christian virgin fag at Christian university
>2 girls visit my house, the older one is interested in my roommate
>chat with the younger one, she's cute, full figured 5'6"/140 lbs 19 years old
>find out from roommate later she likes me, mfw didn't even have to try
>she is virgin as well but more experienced than me. Can get off sitting on my lap dry humping
>I probably don't see her naked for a month and when i do i can't touch her
>this progresses to rubbing and touching and almost doing it
>finally after we had been apart for a while it just happens. I probably lasted 10 strokes but it was the best feeling of my life