Only Americans can post in this thread

>Only Americans can post in this thread
Weird... why can I post, then? Am I a closet american?

>Americans
There are only 175,000,000 or so of us

>The rest are Dems/Progressive/ Illegals

15yo political humor never gets old here

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Everyone is. Our hegemony proves it. Think of it. You watch our movies. Listen to our music. Pay closer attention to our politics than your own. You eat our food and drink our drinks. If we had created English you would even speak our language. And if it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and waddles like a duck, well it might just be a fucking duck.

The only things waddling are the fat burgers

I am also 450 pounds so you're probably right

You're not American. You should have said "Add gravy and a tip fee." You filthy europoor reeeee

>Pay closer attention to our politics than your own
Lmao, why wouldn't I? My government functions so well that it's boring as fuck. Yours is comedy gold.

>starts clapping
great jaaaaaaaaaaaaaahb

Hey you seem pretty American, glad you're with us bud. Let's get 3 triple mcburgers for snack time

Only 3? Dinner is still an hour away.

It would of been the usual 6 but my health care bankrupt me after I had that fourth heart attack

Thank you for only proving my point further. It also doesn't matter what shit hole you all are from. If it did then I would be visiting YOUR Mongolian basket weaving forum. Just in case your English is bad and you used Google translate, Rent Free.

mfw ameritards actually believe this

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What was your point?

No way you're real.

>owned by jap
>hosted in cloud

you actually believe your own shit don't you?

Mongolia's actually pretty cool, champ. You ever leave your hometown?

Absolute state of old world cucks.

Hosted in California, retard. Learn how the Internet works.

Of course. It is a bit harder than you boys have it considering most of your failed kingdoms and empires are smaller than Texas and poorer than California.

>old world

Remember to tip your nurse while she's billing you, buddy.

Rent free

its true, you DO believe that shit. google cloud services ameritard.

Tipping is never required, retard. But go on, tell me more about my country.

Hey I live in Texas. I still have no idea what the fuck your point is. You're just rambling off with the sense of nationalism and your emotions not being able to take a joke.

And with all of your land and billions spent on military, you still only ever won a single war by tossing some bombs on a tiny island nation.

Oh yeah, because the tipping was the issue what that statement. My lord these burgers

my home state of western australia fits the 7 biggest US states in it. try harder

You clearly have no fucking clue what the cloud is. Its a server. And cloudflare is literally hosted in California. Thirdies will never understand.

Garnering (You)s you fucking retarded Californian. Look at all these seething faggots and realize you fell for it, too. Fucking retarded carpetbagger.

>poorer than California.
Your clown country is 22.7 trillion in debt my man

You're the biggest farmer here, brochacho

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Sigh. Well this thread sure does smell like America now. You faggots went to this from A SANDWICH!

We love your IRL comedy lifestyle, baboon. Realize your place has always been behind the bars, and we've been throwing peanuts at you since ever.

Oh... oh god you're right. I was born on Californian soil. I'm not a libertarian. I'm just a liberal noooooo

Tell me more about the country you wish you lived in. Thirdies and Slavs need not apply.

cloudflare.com/network/

you're a nigger for making me google it for you

fucking tard

It doesn't take much to trigger people from the looks of things

What did you honestly expect?

It's easy once you realize only dumbasses go to Yas Forums for real conversations. Even easier when they oust themselves as European, Asian, South American, or African. Hilariously Australians actually pick up on the shit posting and join in. Only whe flags get involved do those fucking prissy bogans switch to the old world.

A calm, friendly panel discussion about a shared love for processed, salted, meat byproducts

No response, again. Just a n g e r y

At least you learned something, I hope. Not about networking, servers, or the cloud, but about yourself.

We can talk about how average my credit score is. 760. Yep.

Based dumbass. and don't forget to ask if hotdogs are a sandwich.

Why don’t you two just get a room and fuck already

Here's another. I still have more than you.

Hows it going my fellow Americans, eh? That Bernie guy is pretty swell.

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There are easily 4 smelly euros in this thread.