Anons I really need your help (NOT a personal army request)...

Anons I really need your help (NOT a personal army request). Posting girls mooning the camera in exchange for talking to me.

So I'm getting bullied at work and I don't know what to do.
>desk job at an office
>very large company
>everybody's organized into small teams of 4-6 people
>got along great with my particular team
>I trained half of them
>we're all killing it at anything work throws at us
>feels like we're all work-friends
>even started to make plans to hang out after work
>then I have a bad day, get stressed out, health issue pops up
>vent out loud about my problems to my team
>I get thrown for a loop when they don't give a shit at all
>they start calling me a pussy
>it was jokingly at first
>but I was clearly not in the mood for fucking around
>that doesn't stop them
>then over the last couple of weeks it starts happening unprovoked
>if I give them shit back then they're like "we're just fucking with you quit being such a pussy"
>if I don't react at all they're like "you're gonna let us talk to you like that? quit being such a pussy"
>when I ask them to stop, "oh there he goes being a pussy again"
>meanwhile they're still coming to me for questions and to help out on stuff

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It's so fucking juvenile and hypocritical. But they all seem to be in lockstep about singling me out and shitting on anything I do. My team leader does it too.

Because of the way our company is structured (and because they're absolutely shitty about backfilling positions) then next person in management is REALLY high up and basically wants nothing to do with workers as far down as us. I will be told to handle it on my own. OR if my team leader gets pulled into it he will simply deny it and have the rest of the team to back him up.

If I get physical I will be the one who gets fired because, again, the rest of the team will back up that I was the aggressor. If I decide not to help them out or try to push my work onto them, I will get the bad review.

My team is clearly trying to provoke me but I have no idea why. My only guess is that (at work) I come off as very calm and capable. People have remarked how I'm cool under pressure and often come to me to solve problems. So my team might be trying to get me to "break" out of some kind of perverse game. I don't fucking know.

What should I do?

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Give us deets on what you did

>inb4 quit being such a pussy OP
>inb4 you can't inb4 your own thread

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Maybe you should stop being a pussy

There was nothing I can pinpoint. One day we're all cool. Then I have a shitty day and I vent to them about it they've vented about their bullshit to me/the team many times before. The team is men and women. None of them came off as douchebags until recently.

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Yeah tell us what you vented about

You effectively have two options here dude.
>suck it up and get over it
You'll probably just have to do this one if you want to keep your job. Or:
>ensure everyone is around at some point then put on a display of violence at your maximum psychotic point
The latter is also effective but could cost you your job. For me, there was a third option:
>have a major life crisis and a serious health diagnosis that wakes up the faggots you work with to the fact that they're all going to probably face the same thing one day
Ultimately, your problem is working with "men", most likely in America. "Men" are basically overaged teenagers still thinking they're in the locker room. You're going to have to deal with these fucking cocksuckers the rest of your life. Either suck it up and get over it, scare the shit out of them, or find a new job where you work alone or with women. There aren't many other options in America.

Work gets funneled into our team by a bunch of other teams. We're the last in line for the entire process and all eyes our on us.

Our work gets exponentially harder when the other teams don't do their jobs right or on time. But for whatever fucking reason ours is the only team that is held accountable with something gets fucked up. (The reason is we've lost most of our management and the company won't backfill those positions.)

That's what I was bitching about. On top of that I was fighting a bad cold and some new pain in my back that I have to get checked out.

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"its everyone else not me!"

stop being a pussy and harden the fuck up

>What should I do?
Stand up for yourself - even if they keep calling you a pussy.
Give them fresh bants back

>scare the shit out of them
I would like that. I don't have a problem asserting myself. But that's usually one on one. Like, I'll shut down the king asshole and everybody else falls in line. But I'm not seeing a win here.

My honest to god instinct is to over react. Like
>buy an air rifle
>follow each one of them home to find out where they live
>shoot out their tires and windshields
>keep doing it until THEY fucking break

And I'm confident in my ability to keep my mouth shut about it. I absolutely would not brag or mention anything about it. Or your tires got shot out? Mine too. Weird.

I'm hoping you guys can give me another way. What's the smart play here. I want to keep my otherwise well-paying job.

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Your entire response demonstrates you're not in the mental position to overcome the situation. Talking about stalking them with an air rifle makes you similarly juvenile, but in the beta way. Get a new job. You're not going to be able to resolve this.

>Stand up for yourself
That doesn't mean anything. I'm not about to punch anybody in the face. And if I DO these assholes strike me as the kind of pussies to file charges. I KNOW one of them has done something like that at a previous job. Fuck that. That's not "winning" that's just getting arrested.

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>but in the beta way.
What's the alpha way? Everyone can identify the "beta" but can't ever clearly express what the alpha option is.

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found the next mass shooter

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The original response about scaring the shit out of them. You dismissed it as unfeasible because you're not capable of it. You proposed being a dipshit stalker risking criminal charges as an alternative. You do not have the balls to do what is necessary to establish the danger of fucking with you without risking serious consequences. Better you just move on and grow up later.

>Standing up for yourself
>Punching people in the face
Yeah that's exactly what I meant when I said that
whew lad that's just psychotic

Yeah, I second this.
Stop something OP. Keep your head down for a while, and don't react to any shit. If it's as bad as you claim then the best satisfaction you can get is not giving them anything to laugh at.

Enjoying the pics. Perhaps you need a mentor at work?

You could ask them.
At first they're gonna find excuses. Then you have to tell them how often they do it (specific occurences) and ask them again WHY. Go through the conversation in your head so you can make a coherent argument. Tell them that you don't fuck with them for their little weaknesses (and name those).
Helped me when something similar happened to me in the army.

Document what they say (date / signature / phrases used). Your attempts to communicate this to management. Their response. Then sue.

>>then I have a bad day, get stressed out, health issue pops up
>>vent out loud about my problems to my team
What did you say?

Sounds like you had a tantrum and are now facing the consequences of being an immature bitch. No offense, you deserve what you get.
Learn to conduct yourself.
Learn that your problems are YOUR problems, nobody else needs to deal with that shit.
They don't care because why should they? You acting like an entitled bitch "everyone should care about my personal problems" just gets on peoples nerves. Now you're here doing the same fucking thing.
Grow up, grow some balls, quit being such a helpless pussy.

>Ultimately, your problem is working with "men", most likely in America. "Men" are basically overaged teenagers still thinking they're in the locker room
Goddamn this is such an incel response to even being near other grown males. Get outside more.

Maybe they're worried, even subconsciously, your aiming for one of those management positions. If they're coming to you for help maybe you're the most capable and if you did get promoted it'd leave them up shit creek. Or maybe in a moment of frustration you revealed a chink in your armor, appeared a bit more human/fallible, and now they're either actually trying to "break you" or maybe it's just in fun and they think they fuck around with you and you'll reciprocate.

How is work delegated amongst teams? Are you in a position not to help them when they seek it and will their inability reflect only upon them?

After refreshing you sound unhinged. Won't even address the new posts. The last time one of them fucked with me after I asked them not to I'd have probably stood up and said loudly "For the last time ____, I don't wanna go on a date with you and I'm not letting you suck me off. Next time you follow me to the restroom I'm going to HR." Or I'd just let them crash and burn. If your team is last in line you're whole team probably isn't replaceable.

>My honest to god instinct is to over react. Like
>>buy an air rifle
>>follow each one of them home to find out where they live
>>shoot out their tires and windshields
>>keep doing it until THEY fucking break
Shut up pussy

You have expressed weakness and they are circling you. Like a wounded animal you are now trapped, if you attack, more attacks back in all directions. You are in a bad place for sure.

First thing is stop engaging in this back and forth bullshit. If you get disrespected, correct it then. Not with banter, but with clear calm direct language. Still be stern, hold the line always, with everything.
Never talk trash about anything
Never expose weakness
Never speak negatively
Never ask for help, never
Do delegate work
Do not help others more than needed
Do not talk about personal issues
Do only talk about work issues

OP here. Switched to another phone. I literally cannot reply to my own thread. Just an endless loop of captchas. I must've triggered someone or got flagged. WTF

Not giving a fuck what they call you is the alpha way you sperg lord

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What about just calling a team meeting and clearing the air. Who cares what they say behind your back, but when its getting this out of hand in front of you its becoming a hostile work environment.

Also, any flashing ass with very visible pussy or flashing pussy?

>chink
I don't see how being racist to Asians will help his predicament

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>After refreshing you sound unhinged. Won't even address the new posts
I'm not. I'm being blocked from replying.

Don't listen to this fag. He gets called a pussy 24/7 for not wanting to do shit

>I'm being blocked from replying
Replies

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hahahaha even 4chin thinks you're a pussy

>omg anons help I'm being bulllllieddddd
Kys

Fuck it. Thread's done since I'm being blocked and can't post pics. I really do appreciate the advice and I love how fucking crazy some of you guys are. There were a few gems of functional advice and I'll be following those. Thanks guys.

Don't be a nigger to a guy who thought his work friends were friends he could talk to. You're the fucking pussy bro, 100% talk shit here but you don't do a damn thing irl, bet, and all that matters is you know that's true faggot

Take your pills (>'~')> we must maintain our composure to be professional

Doesnt Nessecarily mean u have to punch someone. You can just do your own thing and act the same way with them with ur own group of people, ofc if u outwork them they wont be able to say shit and youll be more in control thats how it is at my company, i was looked down upon as i started and now that im the one of the top workers they try to flock and be my friends but i can easily push them aside and even the yop people of the company can be at my side because they like me, with that said i can easily use them to talk shit or critizise the shitty co workers performance how ever and whenever i want without Reprocusuions, my supervisor is even willing to fire people who i dont get along with because of my higher statud to the company and doing 3 times the work of those shitty ass workers that gossip and are negative.
Ofc if you cant take this route and cant work hard to get this status , because i work in a labor field much like construction for large material bails, then you can try something like it but this is my advice.
Honestly you dont have to resort to violence you should know if someone attacks you at work theh get fired. Also
, know that you can also report any co workers to the eeoc, the equal employment opportunity center, for doing stupid shit. I use this method as well. If a co workers steps outta line with you and says some dumb shit like oh your a fuck head, your this and that and you dont appreciate it, you go to hr. If hr doesnt help use the law method itll scare them
. Maybe use ur cell phone record yhe dumb shit they say, over a span of time you have enough evidence to turn it into the eeoc and have them arrested for workplace harassment, or worse threats etc.
As for the method of returning the same thing they do, that is like yhe law of power method: you know how medusa was killed? Persues used his shield to mirror her stare that epuld originally shock and make him into stone against her.
He then killed her this way.

I kekkled

Best of luck being the butt of everyone's jokes at work you beta cuck. Even the women? What a fucking loser

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Nice dubs for someone wearing a fedora that tight on their sheen estev sized head fucking cocksucker

Report them to HR, this is harassment.

>Nessecarily
>Reprocusuions
>Pursues
LOL

My spelling, got messed up cause im typing on a phone. Purses isnt even in there thoe. Dumbass.

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You know what I don't do irl?
bring my personal problems to work.
That's why I don't cry on the internet about being called a pussy for being a pussy. Get fucked.

OP I got the true answer
Spend the next 30 years dedicating your mind body and soul to mastering the ancient art of the Shinobi. Through sheer buttsweat and tears will you learn to kill those who defy your authority without leaving any trace behind. Then you kill anyone who dares mock you and your attained prowess. They will fear your blade. This is the true alpha way.

Or just stop being a fucking pussy the choice is yours

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How fat are you OP?

Listen man, you came here asking for advice, but I'm gonna be real with you chief. You're in the wrong 100%.
You did something you shouldn't have done, and how the others around you are treating you is likely a symptom of something you did.
Did you even apologize for your outburst? Did you try communicating at all?
I know people like you. They get mad at something, then they're "Not in the mood" for anything, and they become children.
People aren't going to change just because of your mood.
Learn to control your damn mood swings.

>chink
Racist fuck

Next time they do it, ask them if they're trying to provoke you.

ANSWER THE QUESTION YOU RANCID WHORE

And then slice them horizontally through the gut with your Shinobi katana

No answer means veryfat/10. Or really twiggy with man boobs and a layer of marshmallow goodness everywhere

Dont do this, HR is a den of lying scum bags who wont back you up.

There is a 90% chance that this user aint even American.

Best way to deal with this is to 1) Out-produce the people who are trying to shit on you to the point where they depend on you being the hardest worker on the team and then 2) Find another job. When you turn in your two weeks, dont be a tool or a fag, just say that you found another job that and explain that this job is challenging for you anymore. If your boss counters with a change in positions or a pay raise, counter back that you need assurance that they are going to step up and be a leader. If your boss is a bitch about it, then you walk away and make more money. If you boss steps up, then keep working for them. Reward their leadership with productivity.

When you go off and sperg out on the job, people can start seeing you as annoying, and not a team player. Showing that you are a team player and that you are commited to the crew is a good way to get on peoples good side. Physical violence only really works on construction teams, and in an office environment people may try to goad you into attacking so they can get you fired.

Kek explains a lot.

You COULD try HR but honestly with something this small time it’s more likely to backfire on you and put you in an even worse position. Hell, even if does work then you’re just gonna have a bunch of coworkers that have a serious reason to resent you and they’ll go out of their way to make things miserable in a less open way that you won’t be able to do shit about.

No, you need to make a choice and deal with it. Either you stand up for yourself, stop them and say alright look you guys need to cut it out with this stuff you’re getting too aggressive on me for no reason, though this could also backfire since it sounds like a reaction is exactly what they’re looking for

or you do the even simpler thing and just play along and let it slide off you. They come asking you to do some shit for them you tell em “what? You couldn’t get this done yourself? You some kinda pussy?’ Frankly I’d recommend this. You should be old enough now that you don’t need to rearrange your whole life just because someone called you a mean name. Take away their satisfaction of getting reactions from you, get back to work as usual or just start looking for a new job because none of this other shit you’re taking about is going to help in any way.

Bro why would you even type all of this OP is long gone how long did this fucking take you..

Hell if if HR plays straight with him it’s still gonna come down to his word vs all theirs and we all know how that’s gonna go

You showed weakness infront of coworkers, it's your own fault for being a pussy. Office workers in particular are vulturs and the worst type to show weakness infront of.

Like 2 minutes it’s not fucking rocket science

OP I have the true answer
Whip out your dick and start jerking it real slow. Nut on your own stomach then start chasing everyone in the office. They'll be too distracted by your alphaness to call you a pussy. And then shoot yourself before the police arrive

That's literally an essay tho 4chin needs a tldr

Essay? What are you a grade school dropout? Get the fuck OUTTA HEAHHHHHHHHH

>boohoo reading is hard waaah waah
That’s you. That’s what you sound like.