Can we get a Greta thread?
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Can we get a Greta thread?
Evan Scott
Jaxon Walker
Lucas Robinson
Jordan Watson
Benjamin Miller
Austin Murphy
Isaac James
Grayson King
Joseph Jones
it was a tattoo before it was a Greta Thunberg meme. Tattoo artist is suing the oil company.
Jonathan Lopez
Imagine licking hot, thick nigger jizz from Greta's freshly bred black-only pussy. I would literally give anything for that.
Jose Kelly
Greta thunberg needs to get fucked
Imagine being in alabama with this preachy prissy mumble munchkin
You pull up to the candlewood suites in a fucking dodge challenger that gets you 11 miles per gallon
One rev of the engine and she's already getting moist in her room from the sound of your massive fuel-guzzling V8 roadboat
You get out and take a minibike running on a lawnmower engine through the parking lot and lobby, right into the elevator of the hotel because FUCK walking, we didn't invent internal combustion to scuttle around with our dicks in our hands
Check your phone in the elevator and hit up your broker app really quick to buy a thousand more shares of exxon, bp, and shell stocks while shorting anything that has to do with solar and wind because solar panels look fucking gay and windmills are for dipshits
Moonwalk down the hallway from the elevator while turning every thermostat you see on full blast and spraying CFC-saturated aerosol air fresheners everywhere
Reach greta's room, backflip into her door, breaking that shit down and out the window setting off fucking car alarms and barking dogs
Her primal scandinavian woman survival instinct kicks in and she immediately presents herself to you from all the viking raping and pillaging burned into her nordic DNA
You put a plastic non-biodegradable bag from walmart over her muppet face, set a rack of barbecue ribs from some now extinct (thanks to you) animal on the small of her back, and go to town, throwing the cleaned rib bones at the back of her stupid cantaloupe head between thrusts
After blowing your load and covering the room in non-vegan protein, you wipe your monolithic dong and bbq soaked hands on her priceless handmade native american uber-sustainable fairtrade honestly sourced hippie sweater
Jump out the fucking window into a NASCAR and cover the hotel in black rubber as you burn out and blaze off into another American night.
Aaron Bennett
Benjamin Taylor
id sue them too, nobody should be drilling this...stick with oil, theres less black in it.
Asher Green
Mason Adams
More Greta shoops pls.
Colton Sullivan
fuck she's getting hotter with a little bit of makeup
Logan Gomez
She is 17, will be 18 in 10 months.
#BLACKED
John Cooper
John Nguyen
leaks
Benjamin Lewis
Brandon Cooper
wow.the crowning achievement of a life well lived
Isaac Murphy
Are they actually putting make up on her now?
Leo Perry
Aaron Phillips
Angel Brown
she looks rediculous and depressing
Nolan Rivera
want prof there is a power behind her
she calls her self autistic even calls it "her super power" everyone praises
guy on the news says she is autistic they cut his mic and offer a formal apology
Eli Reed
That retarded retard needs to drown in her own hypocritical shit
Luis Rodriguez
4 foot 8 inches tall
In just a few months I'll twirl her on my dick like a wind turbine in a tornado
"Native American burn MUH DICK GRETA!!!"
Luis Rivera
is this what you waited all day to post ?
Hunter Gomez
Is she wearing makeup here?
Gabriel Reyes
Owen Reed
no bro
that's just how she looks
Adam Gray
erection pending
Daniel Kelly
She's a member of ISIS
Brody Gray
Oliver Morris
fake and gay
Leo Davis
Carter Reed
Isaac Nguyen
Aiden Cruz
Nicholas Gomez
show her feet
Gavin Jenkins
all you get is her moon boots she wears fuckin everywhere
Daniel Rodriguez
i saw a pic of her feet though last week but didn't save it. She has french pedicured toes.
Caleb Foster
Cameron Evans
im 100% okay with that.
i saved it
not by a long shot
Jaxson Russell
stop
Jason Lopez
Aaron Sanders
sniffffff
Joshua Allen
Michael Cook
show it pls
Connor Kelly
no
Parker Sanchez
>Today OP was not a fag
Brody Smith
Justin Williams
Isaiah Taylor
its really something to be proud of that you dont have hundreds of pictures of your feet alll over the internet tbh friend .
Grayson Morales
Bentley Campbell
Parker Ortiz
the fire rises
Carter Morgan
yes thats the pic
Connor Harris
less than 9 months and she's legal
Austin Kelly
gn hydrataki tintan brooks
Michael Scott
Is she our new queen Yas Forums ?
How old is she?
She is fucking perfect
Jeremiah Wright
In the US. She's legal where she is now.
>just booked my ticket to sweden
Isaac Sullivan
this is poetry
Aiden Bailey
Levi Garcia
17 and a few months
almost 18
Jaxon Myers
stopped reading after v8
Julian Clark
thank you
the original copy pasta was stale so I cooked a new batch
Jackson Evans
its so ironic that all you girls think about and talk about is sex but you never indulge in intercourse. at least you have a side hustle.
id like for you to come into work
James James
She's a 4'6 midget
underdeveloped
Austic as hell
Socially inept
She was born to be queen of Yas Forums
Joseph Parker
Carter Russell
That's depressing