Good evening Anonymous!

Celery is good f-for you, high in many vitamins, and h-has a lot of water

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I'm lazy for cooking rn
I will just watch you to the end. Such a pleasure for the heart Arisu-chan

I d-do my best

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sawing action on a knife that is not serrated
when cutting down it makes uneven cuts.
why are you using shit tier knifes

Catch the corona virus already huh?
My question is how do I make money to live in a big ass house like yours?

I'm n-not

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tl;dr:
Fuck off! .I.

No t-thank you~

soup sounds great!
garlic and onion powder will work just fine, if you don't like biting into big chunks of it! you can get onion flakes and run them through a spice grinder too.

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Are you literally taking time out of your day to help these degenerates feel better?

T-then people make fun of me though!

Mmhm! I've b-been doing this for 9 years now, you know? It's n-not like this isn't common.

A chinese fag spit in my drink help in scared ;-;

Well, good job for trying. I appreciate you.

that's why I'm the one offering the advice! I don't mind people making fun of me just using spices instead of the vegetables themselves

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>T-then people make fun of me though!

That's always going to happen.

I d-do my best

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W-well I don't! I w-won't stand for it! N-no one better mess with the Hiji!

Nut uh!

I can't believe this is still a thing...
Guess you must enjoy it though, huh?

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It gets me feel better.

I'm taking note to do the same soup here in few days Arisu-chan, thank

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N-not in the least.

Alright, n-now that the veggies are nearly browned, add in t-the chicken stock you h-have

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That knife is dull and youre cutting form is shit

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Wow, so she really isn't a man. Who knew?

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It isn't, b-but you f-feel to believe as you like

wow

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What do you even think you're accomplishing?

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nothing. memeboi is just a ponyfucker with too much time

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Not OP but you're not wrong. She's sawing with a Chef's Knife and her fingers are all wrong.

A favor, for a very powerful friend

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We don't pay attention, keep going please

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Okay, I'll ignore them.

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My fingers are d-definitely wrong, fufufu

N-now, normally, you'd p-put the chicken into the soup and let it cook for hours and hours, b-but ain't nobody got time for that

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No shit. "Shes" a shit "cook".

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Then why you still doing it you nut job?

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T-to help Anonymous.

Loving your cooking

Why don't you use a pan and cook your chicken like this ? If you put a cover on the pan, it doesn't dry out the chicken ;)

Shitty arg kys mega faggot

Correct those fingers, missy.

I actually was really fucking sick, I'm just starting to get better.

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"W-why" are you pretending to stutter? This is the written word, not spoken. There's no stutter, and trying to replicate one when we are clearly writing, not speaking, is absolutely irritating.

Does the food still taste good despite your lack of form?

B-because I can't show my stove on Yas Forums

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It's called moe, and it's the meaning of life

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I eye-rolled because I don't want to explain writing.

I s-strongly disagree.

Alright, n-now that our chicken is all done, we'll shred it so it g-goes into the soup nicely

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what's with all this LARP going on ?

Is your face cute? It's crucial to my decision on whether or not I replicate your food.

Ah ok, nevermind for the stove then.
Inside a furnace is fine too ^~^

I'm n-not larping, sorry~

I d-don't know and neither will you~

Its austism. Explains alot about this garbage.

left your engagement ring on, ladyboy

What I imagine how Alice looks like

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I'm a b-biological female, sorry

Just testing

I really hate you people.

This isn't LARP. Because of one simple, undeniable fact. Internet threads ARE NOT live action.

At best it would be RP, not LARP. At worst it would be ERP, not LARP. You fucking morons.

snowflake triggered.

calm down nerd.

I have started hooking up with my neighbour, it started casual, she wanted more and I tactfully moved off.

Strange set of events happened so my neighbour laid down the law to me: she's a single mom (good kid), she's 37 I'm 25, she will fund a project of mine if I will commit.

I don't talk very much, people think this is confidence, no it's high functioning autism. I get away with murder because I'm handsome.

Transvestite organ trafficking orphan kidnapping arg rasputin Israel. What level of autism are ae on

Okay. Good to hear.

Okay~ Now w-we're getting somewhere!
We add the pasta in, and turn up the heat~
Then w-we boil them for however long the box says!

Get them noodles nice and tasty, yum yum carby carbs~

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No! I will not calm down! I am angry and I will be heard! ALSO! bumping the thread because I want to see the final food product.

youtube.com/watch?v=8gEFxrkEbl0&t=1s

You're not me.

it's obviously the same author.
He can't punctuate or spell for shit, not even while pretending to be someone else.

Nice pasta choice

Trips from heaven?

Thank you~

Alright, if you t-time this right, the noodles should be done j-just as the chicken is properly cooked and shredded.

If you get this step wrong, t-that's not a big deal

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Can I get sauce on this pasta?

Sauce in s-soup...?

Shitty pasta choice. My body is made out of food, I wouldn't want my food being made out of budget protein pasta

I prefer good thick amish noodles. But over that I prefer dumplings you don't get to eat dumplings that often and you can't overdue it on dumplings in soup. Otherwise never had just normal egg noodles.

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I'm r-reasonably sure carbon is carbon, n-no matter the source.

G-glad to hear it

Do you have any secret last time added ingredient to tell us? ^~^

topkek Alice. You're a funny one. Where do you purchase your pasta?

Nope! Here it is, soup is s-served

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Thank you!

It looks great.

That's gonna taste very bland!

Thanks for your time Arisu-chan, you made my night :)

J-just how I like it! Hope you all enjoyed the show!

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>carbon is carbon
Consume a led pencil dickhead

I appreciate you.

Charcoal and carbon deposits like that HAVE been used as food sources before

Not gonna lie I would suck your dick.

Thats a good looking soup. I like sweet peas in it sometimes as well. But thats more that I love sweet peas.

that's a mood.

I will consume your entire anus