First three words or your mother dies in her sleep tonight

Shave that shit.

Not this again

You fucking cunt

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Put that away!

Wear a condom

Oh no this

Would Not Fuck

Fluff monster salad

Koala lookin mofo

You are retarded

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reCAPTCHA is gay

Id eat it

we have the meats
4 words don't care

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Fuck you man

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Gorilla salad sandwich

My god lord

bruh thats gross

>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down

Why should my mother die in her sleep tonight? Why not in a fire or electrocution? I fucking hate her.

Fuck you beautiful.

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God, my eyes...

Nice hairy muff

Why don't you just kill then? Won't have to hear you whine about it.

aw hell naw

Get it away

what the fuck

Why do you post this every day?

absolutely fucking disgusting

go fuck yourself

Imagine the smell

love chungus sex

ugly fuckin bitch

could this be /ourguy/?

ffg hfh r t

pussy probably stinks

nasty shaggy carpet

What the fuck

Still need cocaine

she's actually a hottie

want to fuck

Dirty nigger pussy

Fuck off OP

fuck u nigger

Stupid faggot nigger

Messin' with Sasquatch

Clam Giraffe Party

OP is Gay

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