Yas Forums I'm having a shit day

>married
You deserved this lmao
I only pump and dump bitches. Fuck commitments. Women only want your money, and they'll divorce your ass and take your money, property, and children.

You better be joking.

>say fucking sike right now

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Have her return 95% of the shit she bought.

Kill your stupid fucking wife

at least she didnt spend money you didnt have.

fuck off incel

KEK!

shut the fuck up faggot

OP here, she bought somekind off medication for my retard child with leukemia

Nice bait.

>>Wife then proceeded to spend it all
Yep, I think I see the problem. Damn OP, that sucks.

Have something that genuinely makes me laugh.

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Have you considered beating your wife, like really hard ?

Wish I was joking
Cherry on top are there are tons of coronavirus cases all over my area, so in a few weeks Id guess companies prob will be shutting down for a while as I’m trying to look for a job. Heard the tech companies are already working from home

I'm dying. You can see him panic after the second wave, but it's already too late, and she obviously noticed...

Stop giving the government an interest free loan dipshit

Hey, you're the one who wanted to get married.

Op here, she spent it on hair clippers, new tires for her piece of shit yaris, like a few hundred dollars of coke ( I didn't even know she did coke or that it was this bad) and some random bullshit on Amazon. Plz get me some rope

Midlife crisis just kicked in

Buy me dinner first ;)

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>does coke
You should sue her on Judge Mathis

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you'll bounce back bro

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You shouldnt be taking out a loan for a fucking ring right now, dude. That whole "an engaement ring should be worth 1/3 of your monthly salary" is bullcrap created by the diamond industry. And if she really loves you then you shouldnt have to bribe her to marry you :/

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You and your wife are moneying wrong

How my wife and I do it:

1x joint account - calculate all your bills, food, expenses + a little extra and divide it weekly.

You both put half that amount in the account each week (or how ever often you get paid)

What ever you have left over at the end of the week is your own money to spend on what ever you want.

Any large purchases that cant be made with joint account money needs a discussion and you both put in for it.

My wife and i have done it this way for like 10 years. Never had a fight about money as everything is split 50/50

And if she wants to spend all her money on jewellery thats fine, as long as her weekly amount goes into the joint account everything is fine.

The only thing that might not work is if your wife doesnt work or simply doesnt earn enough to go 50/50 on the bills account.

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>married a coke whore
mate no ....

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I took the loan out in Dec but its not for that much.
Its no bribe, we've been together for 11 years, I just wanted to get her something nice since I've known she was the one after the first year.

Fair enough. I can be a cynical dick. That's actually really sweet.

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This also helps if you ever split up. All your money is in your own account and it is clearly shown to a judge that everything is being split 50/50 if she tries to take all your shit

>alls these comments and no one posting nudes of their wifes or posting tits as thanks for the advice
>Yas Forums has changed

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To top it all off I tried a line because fuck it why not at this point..and it's not coke. My wife spent 300$ on fucking ground up asprin with a tiny bit of actual coke in it.
Gonna go an hero now

No worries, thanks for chatting, hope the best for you man

Well I would but I literally don't have any nudes to share

Thanks man, appreciate it

That's basically how my wife and I do it. Every other paycheck goes into the joint account. I have no idea how much money she has and she doesn't know what I have but we both know how much we have together

>Wife

lesson learned

lol did she not do a numby when she got it? what the fuck man who even sells fake coke that's how people get killed. how much did she get?

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Yeah.... divorce time

Don't have a scale or anything but looked like 3 grams at the moment. No telling how much she did before I came home

Find the cheapest divorce lawyer you can and get the paperwork ready

No dealer is going to sell fake coke to a repeat client.

Just stating

she got a ball of aspirin?! omg I would kill her. tf was she doing buying an 8 ball anyway

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Trying to get high from the looks of it

>year 2020 of the post-sexual liberation, post-feminist era
>marrying

Are you an actual retard?

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Well we've been married for years so maybe I've been getting more retarded over tine

Frogs can't talk. Get the fuck outta here pepe.

how about a divorce?

Why do you give her access to something she hasnt earned?

>be married
>not talking finances with your spouse
>one of you spends 2k without consulting the other
You're doing it wrong. Whether or not this is what triggers it, I guarantee divorce is in your future. Been married 20 years, married people talk about shit like this.

>over tine
The virus has spread to the brain. We're going to have to amputate.

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go back to redit you slack jawed mongo

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That's what gets me, the money hit this morning and by 3pm it was all gone

Poast her noods

Moar

You are a smart motherfucker aint you

You don't have a wife faggot

Might not after this