ITT we are all stationed aboard the Enterprise. What's your job?

Remember that time you found that key?

No one else could find it.

Even though I'm a decorated war hero from the cardassian war, you'll find me by myself in transporter room three calibrating the hisenburg compensators

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I observe. The Enterprise has been destroyed thousands of times.

I'm the one who does the reset

Probably tech shit, like a comm officer or something. As they say in the Navy, I'm in the rear with the gear

Probably still restocking fml.

weapon system officer... man i would love to kill some aliens with phasers and stuff

I'm one of the three thousand people whose job is to stand by a door and push the button to open it whenever someone walks up.

It's a union gig

another dumb fucking preformed bot thread
Bot filled bulshit get saged faggot.

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Like one of those biologist dudes who wants to go down and scan fungus. I would rappel for fungus.

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Your gonna die first, the aliens will look at enterprise angrily and your console will explode and burn your face off.

janitor

you take it in the rear faggot. fuck out of here

nah dude i got level three romulan gloves

chef. I make all of the desserts.

I know what you mean, I have to clean the toilet after Worf uses it, like what the fuck is wrong with Klingons

I work in laundry. Troi's panties are nasty as fuck.

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I sort glass, that’s my job. I learned the job slow now I know it by heart.

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it's not their fault, it's the ghag!

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Wesleys teacher..

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Mike? Is that you? Man! He does that on purpose. They usually shit every four hours. He waits as much as two days before he hits the head. He waits for your shift to 'create a little warrior'.

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I am Moot. I mean Mot. I am Mot.

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holodeck jizz cleaner

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I'd be in charge of monitoring crew excrement levels for transporter removal.

> "Counselor Troy, you're lower bowel is full from the three bowls of chocolate ice cream you ate for dinner; prepare for transporter evacuation."
> *transports feces*
> *Deanna feels a sudden lightness and pop as the vacuum left by the transport causes her intestinal walls to close together*
> "ahh.. much better." She says
> "would you like me to empty your bladder as well ma'am?"
> "No thank you Lieutenant, I have a date with Commander Riker later and he likes.. uh.. nevermind, thanks again!"
> *I think to myself how lucky Will is*
> should I empty his prostatic fluid via transporter? No.. I'll just monitor his levels during their date and time my masturbatory climax to when his is.. hopefully Troys stomach content volume increases this time

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Oh shit. You're screwed.

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nice dubs, trooper.

mr cool ice

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Engine Room, Communications, or the Galley.

Those are self-replicating mines.

What exactly did Barclay do on the ship? I want to be the guy who is fucking the rest of the crew all day in the holodeck.

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i don't do anything, but when the red alert is sounded you'll see me in the hallway in the background

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I FUCKING KNEW IT!

I'd collect al the crew excrement and beam it aboard a Romulan Bird of Prey bridge...laughs would ensue..,

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haven't they arrested you yet?

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>What's your job?
stowaway hiding on holodeck

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>ITT we are all stationed aboard the Enterprise. What's your job?
Providing oral pleasure for anything on-board with a clitoris.

>openly racist

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OMG look at Data's hard drive!

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Star trek is for fucking spergs. Fuck the nature of your medical emergency too.

My job is to make sure Lt. Barclay's holodeck programs are performing adequately (sexually).

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I'm just here on temporary assignment, they let me out of prison for a while.

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You watermelon eating Sickle Cell blooded hob globin...

ships dog..

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>mm this hasperat is delicious, guess I have to join the maquis.

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>What's your job?
Cleaning Empress Sato's royal butthole with my tongue

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I’m the guy that refills all the tachyons they’re always shooting out of the deflector dish

whats going on with this image

I'm the one making up pranks the captain can use on Q without getting disintegrated.

it's faaake

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i uhm...ahhhh...uhm....so..sorrry...ccc...captain..m-may I be excused

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>My job is to make sure Lt. Barclay's holodeck programs are performing adequately (sexually).

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disabling the safety overrides, and causing a warp core failure. both of which are (according to the show) easy to do, and not be noticed, and prevent the authorized personnel from fixing.

fixing the galaxy 1 group at a time.

Fucking Cardigans what did they ever do to him?

everybody's job is to wash my dick. i am the dear leader.
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