Elf........why are they so popular?
Elf........why are they so popular?
Jayden Garcia
Parker Johnson
Depends on the world building.
Brandon Perez
>humans with pointy ears
easy as fuck design
Jack Ward
They are usually portrayed as beautiful blonde creatures and you can't get called Nazi for liking them. (Try saying out loud that you want a blonde in real life. People will freak hard.)
Jace Rodriguez
This elf looks slippery.
Andrew Rogers
Camden Nelson
Evan Russell
For me, it's the ears.
Ryan Ramirez
Why are elves so sexy
Michael Ward
Agreed, I prefer elves with extremely pale purple or blue skin, off color eyes, unusually tall and skinny, stuff like that. Make them look a little alien.
Liam Wilson
elves are just humans with pointy ears, they are the most boring race ever made.
Jonathan King
I wonder who is behind that post
Chase Price
Alright listen here you knife eared piece of shit
Josiah Clark
They are always portrayed as very feminine and their ears are cute.
Dominic Hernandez
If you are racist but like interracial sex.
Elves are fantasy version of slavs. They look like whites yet they are something different. Unlike slavs they have visually distinctive thing (ears).
Adrian Brooks
They're super fertile and can breed with any other species!
Nicholas Adams
If other people have taught me anything, it's that no one actually likes fantasy. The most popular races are simply human, or those that are most similar to humans. This is why Elves and Dwarves are always the most popular, one has pointy ears, the other has a lot of facial hair and is short. There's nothing really special or unique about them in the way they're portrayed in most settings. The further away you get from this, the less popular the races become.
Charles Wright
If you marry an elf you can fuck the same 16-years-old-looking girl until the day you die.
Tyler Lopez
Shit taste
Sebastian Turner
James Gomez
Some faggot that doesn't want to talk about video game elves.
Carson Ward
no Humans are the super fertile ones. If you are going by DnD elves have a lot of things they can't breed with. Elf-Orc is an example of something that doesn't exist, but then again, it's mostly up to the DM
Levi White
Look at his pic. He doesn't know what elves are outside of bad memes and porn.
Carson Stewart
Not really
Aaron Brown
"Improved" version for easier reading
Xavier Stewart
That was never canon for anything.
Jaxon Wright
What the fuck is wrong with dragons?
Alexander Sanchez
>Sprite
Julian Rivera
Absolutely nothing
Nolan Perez
For me, it's the interspecies aspect. And they're similar enough to humans to not be bizzaro.
Parker Wood
Because all knife ears are sluts that act all high and mighty to try and entice the other races to dominate them.
Charles Bennett
Why are people that post exclusively female elves and anime elves always elf-haters?
Levi Brooks
What the FUCK is their problem?
Charles Young
>High elves
Brayden Allen
Because elves are near-immortal and all humans subconsciously crave immortality.
Owen Mitchell
there's no difference between male elves & female elves
just like there's no difference between male & female dwarves
Cooper Smith
they're SLUTS
Hunter Morris
They live for millenia sitting on piles of gold with nothing else to do but roast stupid adventurers that try to make names for themselves. Sometimes you gotta scratch that itch.
Lincoln Cooper
My sword is gonna slip
Asher Bell
Not video games.
Austin Diaz
This is more fun than video games
Brody Cooper
>slippery artist
Andrew Peterson
Lol enjoy your fantasy whilst it lasts cucks
Justin White
Why does she dress like that?
Henry Ward
Only brainlets think this is fun.
Julian Rogers
Only faggots think it's not
Bentley Morris
Because she is drawn by coomer artists.
Mason Jones
no one cares about dnd, sperg
Brody Peterson
Yeah, because all the other fantasy settings do it so differently.
Kayden Watson
weren't elves created by tolkien? and in lotr aren't orcs just elves that are deformed by generations of slaving away in mines?
Jayden Torres
I think they're originally from some german poem talking about swedish rapists in the woods
Robert Parker
Because they fought a 1000 year war against DRAGONS for the sake of wanting more land, and after the dragons got them to sign a peace treaty they responded to dragon smugness by killing them and eating their eyes.
Brandon Ward
I searched for the source
Ain't even mad, an elf is an elf
Logan Nelson
cause cute
Luke Rodriguez
Because they give me green mana.
Austin Morris
Fuck off furfag
Justin Gray
Fuck off coomer
Kayden Martinez
>actually posting video game elves
>actually posting bad ass elves
You madman.
Leo Brooks
Wyatt Roberts
Brown elves are the most powerful elf sluts.
Benjamin Ward
Liam Murphy
>All over six foot
>Look great in the best jobs' gear
>Most of the men women lust over in the game are pure Ishgardian stock
>Fuck midlander maids all day
>Honor and remember the Warrior of Light unlike MHIGGERS
Why are Elezen so based?
Tyler Jenkins
>different species looks like humans but with big pointy ears
true to real life then considering jews look like humans but with big curvy noses
Nathan Wright
Mason Ward
based
Ian Russell
All elves get the sword.
qt elf girls get the dick first.
Samuel Diaz
You and the furfags can both fuck off. Furries don't fucking own robots, lizardfolk, beastmen, or aliens that actually god forbid, look alien.
Henry Reed
>Elves can breed with Goblins.
Bros, I don't like this.
Kayden Barnes
don't really know why
Jonathan Sanders
TOO BAD
Henry Richardson
Caleb Perry
>bulge
What's it like being a massive gay bottom that wants to get pegged by an animated trap and is constantly dissapointing every real human around them?
Jaxson Thomas
Angel Evans
You forgot the part where they tricked the puppet master elder race who were luring everyone into summoning their gods and heroes as Primals, by absorbing the BBEG of the base game and eating him to conjure Elf King Arthur with his mana.
John Richardson
This is still not video games.
Jacob Wood
Andrew Harris
people like to fetishize foreigners/ethnically different people, and elves let them pretend white/brown chicks are exotic by giving them pointy ears and saying they're magic. So characters who are just Normal Pretty are now Exotic Pretty.
Tyler Ross
>Baaaaw I want to play a kenku and be quiiiiirky
KYS
Wyatt Taylor
Joshua Powell
whats it like being a complete faggot that doesn't want to top everything in sight as a chad?
Aiden Peterson
Josiah Richardson
nice penis
Ayden Rodriguez
Gabriel Phillips
>le chad XD
>wants to fuck a boy / futa garbage
him calling you gay stays factionally correct, no matter how much you want to deny it
Henry Allen
based
Charles Martinez
Bentley Rivera
Luis Jackson
Hudson Young
All the same garbage.
Evan Thompson
How did they even manage to do that?
Adrian James
Post more saucy Dark Elves
William James
>guro
>porn
>weebshit
>elf-haters
There is literally no reason to not automatically delete every elf thread. Zero reason.
Caleb Peterson
never said i wasn't.
but you guys are still gay as fuck for not wanting too as well.
Ian Sanchez
Jeremiah Flores
John Hill
As much as I like good porn, I sadly agree cuz of all the Yas Forums tier guro shit that for some reason is allowed outside of Yas Forums???
Gavin Martinez
Andrew Jones
i unironically believe anyone who gets off to this shit should be shot
Henry Murphy
>dark nipples
Close the chest.
Isaac Bennett
The ecchi is garbage shitposting. The cropped porn is garbage shitposting. The off-topic is garbage shitposting. None of these faggots like elves. They just like porn, and that some video games they never talk about have elves in them is their excuse for their garbage off-topic thinly veiled porn threads.
Jonathan Sullivan
Sebastian Brooks
Build her robot limbs.
Isaiah Gutierrez
take her home and let her watch me play videogames
Aiden Green
Angel Scott
Parker Perry
Charles Myers
Jannies are here to tamp down on anti-SJW sentiment and for no other reason. Resetera and r/chapotraphouse organize raids to spam the janny applications whenever they go up.
Dylan Adams
Brayden Barnes
Tyler Nelson
Nicholas Turner
Jordan Barnes
>Hahaha you guys don't want to fuck this dude with tits... Except you can't fuck the sweet pussy and instead have to maneuver around this massive dick and balls to stick your dick in his shitbox?
What are you gay, hahaha?
Bentley Fisher
>ultra low fertility
>ultra high lifespan, if not immortal
>blonde with blue eyes (usually)
>graceful and suave features
Yeah, I think I know where this is going.
Lucas Perez
What is the point of banning when it takes 30sec to 2 minutes to change IP.
Andrew Mitchell
because they're superior to h*man apes
Tyler Reyes
Cooper Powell
Joseph Barnes
Because most people on this site are too retarded to do that
Charles Ward
Are there any games that feature humans using cold iron as a way to guard and fight against magical folks and Fey?
Henry Fisher
CUTE!
Ethan Howard
>tfw no schoolgirl elf gf to go to class with everyday
Alexander Foster
Not gonna argue with it. Even less so since I'd rather have nothing, than the shit we're having right now.
Evan Walker
>an official rulebook had this pathetic fetish fuel in it
Benjamin Adams
Cameron Anderson
Is that supposed to be a bad thing? Kenku are one of the few non-human races where you actually have to put some degree of effort into playing because of the way they "speak".
Lincoln Turner
>thinking a nice big dick and balls isn't hot as fuck
too many homos here
Bentley Baker
Slowly back away, because Mimics are getting craftier, and I don't want to lose my dick.
Carter Rogers
That was never an elf.
Camden Phillips
SETTRA RULES
ELFS DROOL
David Garcia
i want to lick elf butts
Connor Long
Evan Wood
society of only female elves are the best
Gavin Nguyen
Christopher Taylor
Jayden Smith
Jackson Martinez
Wyatt Price
The design is clearly based on the dark elf archetype.
Nicholas Collins
Daniel Garcia
>People take inspirations of Tolkien’s elves.
>Just make them arrogant selfish hippy pricks that hate shorter lived races who don have magic to help them skip vital stages development for civilization.
If you want to plagiarize Tolkien, at least make them the perfect almost angelic non-playable characters that loves humanity like a younger sibling.
Jacob Hill
Jayden Ward
Joshua Wood
Carter Roberts
Nolan Fisher
Justin Green
Andrew Hall
Tyler Collins
Christian Campbell
Mods are niggers
Ethan Stewart
>Yas Forums
Idiots. This is clearly a /tg/ thread.
Carson Brooks
based
Gabriel Stewart
>moved to Yas Forums
Just do yourself a favor and auto-sage every of this fantasy race thread on Yas Forums. Seriously, nothing of value would be lost. They are all like this.
David Ortiz
mods literally begging for lewds
Robert Peterson
elves are like making white race even whiter
David Brown
>moved to Yas Forums
Not /tg? What the fuck?