I'm having sex tonight for the first time, she'll be here in about four hours. I've never even got a blowjob before

I'm having sex tonight for the first time, she'll be here in about four hours. I've never even got a blowjob before.

what the fuck do i do lads? I'm terrified

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As if anyone here would know

Back out like a loser.

Throw away your smartphone and enjoy

Dont do it if it doesnt feel right.

Ok, are you a male, a female or a wierdo?

Is she experienced? If so, just follow her lead

Ask her what she likes.

Dont rush, foreplay is huge and very important

Eat her pussy and lick her asshole if she asks you to and its clean

Grats user

Smoke some weed and chill

Jerk off and cum like 3 times an hour before she comes over

Imagine you're trying to stab someone to death, but with your penis.

just enjoy it bro. fart in her face.

Get a little bit tipsy. Not even that, just on the cusp. Whatever you do, stop thinking. Now and especially when you're doing things with her. You'll be fine.

y u scared of sex? u faggot?

your a retard to ask this right before it's happening.. I've answered too many threads like this, try find a similar thread on some repository website.

It's really work ?

Relax fag. If you are terrified you will never get it up and it will be a terrible haunting disaster. It's not the end of the world. The first time is awful for EVERYONE. It will be more or less awful for you too. It's part of life, and life is not a movie, especially not a porn one. It's nothing more than an advanced hug between you two. No big deal. Is she beautiful to you ? Do you love or at least like her ? Then you will manage to do something. Whatever you do, take it easy. And if you don't feel anything inside, it's either the condom, or terrible masturbation practices. Those things heal. You are not defective. Take it easy. Enjoy the night, no matter how it goes. You will never forget it.

You'll last longer yea

Male

Stop worrying so much, she's not gonna be upset if a first timer comes fast as long as you can go for round 2.

Don't do that holy shit. You will feel less stuff or maybe even fail to erect your dong. Chill. Just fuckin chill. Don't ubderestimate foreplay and don't panic if stuff goes weird or awkward. It's human and you will not be the first one.

chill the fuck out, roll with everything.

She says she doesn't want to do something "Yep, no worries".

All in all chicks just want to feel safe

Jerk off before she gets there. Like an hour or 45 mins before so you don’t bust upon entering her pussy for the first time. Made that mistake 20 years ago and I came immediately. She was cool about it though and let me fuck anyway. You might not be so lucky

Tickle her G spot in an "ok" hand motion and make SURE you rub where her bladder meets her gallbladder. The outer rim of the anus is what you want to and be careful with the labia. Pull back the clitoral hood and carefully perform cunnilingus. Don't mess this up

How much are you paying her? If it’s a good amount you shouldn’t have to worry at all.

DONT.
youll be limper then an old mcdonalds fry.
Dont worry if you cum fast, just wait a few minutes and do it again, youre young you can take it.

Busting early isn’t that bad until she tells all her friends your a premmie. Definitely jerk 2-3 times. Just don’t beat your dick raw. She may think you have herpes if she sees redness.

Honestly may don't think just do what comes naturally and if you jizz in seconds then eat her pussy out until you're hard again.

Foreplay, lots of it. Women like it when you take your time to turn them on. Lots of touching, lots of kissing, hugging, caresses, maybe bite her hear or kiss her neck pull her hair or do some light choking), but mosty importantly, don't be afraid to ask what she likes and indulge into her fantasies.

good foreplay also involves other things like dancing, having a nice dinner, paying attention to her, listen what she says (resist the urge to give her solutions, just listen and nod every now and then and agree with her, you don't actually need to listen her but make her feel that you listen), make compliments, and so on.

strangely, the best men also behave like women.

You're going to make him nervous, you moron. He'll be trying to read all that shit off the back of his hand.
This guy is pointing you in the right direction.

That’s a good tactic as well. Could always bust it on the floor while you eat her out so she’s none the wiser

This

Thank you sir! Worked for me. Figured it would work for him as well

Don't worry all that much about it. It will most likely turn out great you pussy. Now's your chance to do all the things you ever wanted to do from watching porn. Don't focus too much on her, think about you and she'll be satified perhaps even impressed

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It'll be over before you know it.
Your first times gonna suck, but if she likes you it won't matter.

Congrats faggot

Ok, so the most important thing is foreplay to get her wet and you rock hard. BUUT before that jack off that way she doesn't think you're a faggot for cumming so fast. Then get naked slowly and touch here a little bit, to make sure shes wet, if not buy some lube or use your saliva to get your dick or her pussy wet. the position you all prefer will work but for starters go for her on top, that way she grabs your dick and aims it cuz you wont have any idea were to aim it since you've never had sex. If the case presents and you have to aim it but it on top of here vagina, where the clit is, and let it slide down until it goes in (you'll feel it since you said she isnt a virgen)

Would you want to eat a pussy that taste like a condom? I did my first time and it was disgusting.

1. be open with her about it
2. don't take any advice from here

how about telling her that it's your first time and you're nervous. Chances are she'll think that is endearing and help you through it..of course itmay be her first time too, in which case your admission will make her feel more comfortable

Mans gotta do what a mans gotta do. Also I didn’t use a condom on my first time so I only had to taste my own dick a little. Not gay if it’s MY dick tho rigjt? Lol

Chill, it's just sex. I'm gonna help you, stay tuned for a beginners guide to sex. It might take a while to compose it, I've had a few beers.

Agreed! When I lost mine I told her it was my first time and she was experienced so she took the lead. She said it made her enjoy it more and all I really had to do was sick back and enjoy it.

There's nothing to be worried about. Humans have been doing this since the beginning time.
This is basically your body's main purpose. Your dick will know what to do. That being said, just don't hurry.
Have paper towels around, condoms and lube.
Prelude is very important, make sure to kiss and caress her, then make out and lay on the bed.
Make out some more, grab her by the arm while making out, move to the hips, then thighs, then to then back to the hips, if you're both laying on the side, grab her leg above yours and interlock your legs, then grab her by the butt and pull slightly. By this time she should have her hands all over you and hump you.
This means you can undress, now repeat above, but naked and then play with the tits.
As you are new to this, you don't necessarily have to eat her, but if you do, slowly lick around as much as possible, pretend to go for the clit and then finally go for it, but don't put too much pressure on it. Slow, identical moves in a pacing that she likes are better then going faster and faster. She will let you know by moaning and moving her hips.
If you don't eat her out, just play with your hands a little bit, you can even ask her to guide you.
And if she is wet, put a finger inside, pull it out and move around a bit to lube the entrance.
Get her on her back and go above her missionary, make sure you don't crush her and slowly penetrate her. you can guide your dick with your hand by using your index finger to detect the pussy. Be gentle. Once you are in, start thrusting. until you find a pacing you are both comfortable with. Don't move your hips around like an idiot, concentrate on the penetration. REmeber, very important, just because she moans, doesn't mean she wants it faster. Keep doing what you are doing. She will let you know when she wants faster. And don't finish in her, this makes babies.

If she is experienced, just let he on top.

Take your cock, get it good and hard, and shove it into the wettest hole, thrust, retract, repeat. It's not difficult bud.

Nah, most here can't have "failed" with the quick cum... I've no shame, I've banged between 25 and 30 women, I'm confident, most have been decent too... With a handful of them, I've blown my bits well early... Not quite a two pump dump, but.. Every single one were actually complimented by the early jizz. I'd probably feel worse about it, but I'm good to go again very quickly. Not sure what you're like yourself. But personally I've never been worried about early ejaculation

Just remember not to be to eager for it. Let her initiate the sex. No matter how honey you are don’t bring it up unless she starts to. You’ll be able to pick up on the signs. If she feels you are only trying to get it in with her and that’s all you want. She may bounce. So jerk off soon and get it out of your system. Drink water before she gets there to avoid dehydration which will lead to muscle cramps. Treat her good and take care of her needs even if she doesn’t take care of yours. If you make her feel good she will tell all her friends and you will be looking good in front of all the gals she knows. Good luck bro! It’s all natural so just have fun with it and make some memories. You’ll be spanking to this moment for years. I still jerk it to when I lost my virginity.

dont do this, you wont have enough enthusiasm left for her. coming to early is not so bad, you can cum again.

Just once is good. No need to cum 3 times.

just relax, enjoy yourself, also.... how do you KNOW you're gonna have sex when she gets there anyway? you book a hooker or something? good luck anyway and don't go jerking off, if you cum early so what, it's your first time

post more pics of her

I've actually joked with some of them that if I stuffed one in their pussy, I'd blow my load almost instantly. One example, this little blonde polish at work, glasses, awesome smile, could tell she was gymming, wore those yoga pants that show the toe. Chased her for ages. Joked about things like what I said above, I'd last about 30 seconds. Got the chance after ages, took a while to get to that point of sticking my dick in her, coz just wanted my mouth on her everywhere. When I did get around to stuffing her tidy little pie, went raw, I lasted about 10 seconds. She laughed. I laughed. Ended up rinsing her good and proper. Coz she was mint and I'm a beast

That’s actually awesome haha but I’ve had a few friends be utterly embarrassed by the girl for cumming early and when that happens it’s a NIGHTMARE

Wait how old are you?

Chill, it's just sex.

As with everything else practice makes perfect. The first time will likely not be perfect, but is does not have to be bad or unpleasant, far from it.

My advice is that you do the following:

1. Communicate. It's better to talk a bit too much than too little (later on when you get some experience with your partner you will be able to read each other without words). When I say talk I do not mean that you should make it a tutorial on intercourse, but do not hesitate to ask her to show you how she would like you to rub or lick her pussy, if she wants to suck your cock then tell her if she uses too much teeth, if she seems uncomfortable ask her if she's ok. Use words, short but clear and explicit.

2. Do not aim for somethong too advanced or too perfect. No anal, no gagging, no role playing etc. Just aim for a normal, decent intercourse. You kiss, feel each other up, maybe do some oral if you are into it, then go for some missionary position and if everything feels good let her climax before you do as the gentleman you are, if it feels right you might try some doggystyle but nothing more advanced than that. If you happen to jizz as soon as she touches you it's also ok. First time, so no pressure.

3. Try to be confident but not cocky. Being an insecure geek is a turnoff, but so is being an over confident duce. Listen to your gut feeling, if it feels right then take command and enjoy it, if it feels wrong then tell her you do not like it and want to try this or that instead. Communication is key, remember. Self confidence is a turn on, whether it's being able to enjoy something you like or daring to say stop and change direction when you do not enjoy something. That is a display of power and women love power.

4. I know it's hard but try to listen to your senses and adapt accordingly. Overthinking it easily makes it awkward. There is no "magic method" and you cannot make it into a science where the brain is in charge.

Get her to blow you first and you'll probably cum immediately. Then luck her pussy til she cums. Then fuck her and because you already came, youll last longer, and because she already came, she probably won't care if you only last 2 minutes.

Then fuck her again later. Anxiety seems to make orgasms 'come' faster, so just roll with it. It only takes your erection out for 5-15mins as a young male.

Focus on how to make her cum from tongue and finger. Listen carefully to the noises she makes. If it sounds like she's loving it: DONT change the rhythm. If she likes it more and more, keep doing the exact same thing and she will fuckin pop.

Get her to get you off first. Spend time getting her off. Have sex after that.

If you're legit worried then it's the least likely series of events to cause embarrassment or permanent mental health issues for you. In reality you shouldn't give a shit at all, but that option doesn't seem to be on the table.

It's not sex if it's planned: It's rape

> Whatever you do, stop thinking.
Ha haha ha ha hahaha ha. Ha. Ha.

Also if you fap with a death grip, you will never cum from fucking

Second this, couldnt get hard my first time because i was so nervous

Only absolute beta male virgins eat a girls pussy, regardless of what these "sex experts" tell you. They are all larping virgins to the last.

It's not just that they love it, it's also physiological. It really takes them a long time to get from cold to hot and ready to fuck then to ready to cum. It's a different organ, a slower more powerful one.

Boof it

Ok, here’s what you do. First, shove a cactus up your ass, then shove a knife down your throat. When she gets to your house and sees your corpse laying on the ground she’ll instantly have an orgasm. Good luck!

Place your penis into her vagina and thrust back and forth until you ejaculate.