YLYL

YLYL
Give me the HAHA I want the HAHA

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Gibs me da hahas

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subhumans

Actual true story inbound:

>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down

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That's a win in my book.

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You

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consume poo

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Here's a laugh, just found out the person I've been chatting up lately is a trap, while that may be a dream for many on here, that's a pretty hard nope for me. Looks like it's back to the drawing board

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XD

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I can I get some contact info?

If that’s the whole joke I feel for it

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Just fuck him once and see if you like it.

Eh, it's not really appealing to me, but I haven't blocked or anything. Though I've got mutual friends with them so any number of people I know could hear about it if I smash the trap, kek

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Lost

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Actual kek

too real

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>greek flag
imagine the smell

somebody should call that phone number

>the only one blonde
yeah, this story was for chinks

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Come over to /aco/, we have lots of drawings to start from.

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lost

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Isn't that how Disney did it? stepsisters were brown/red and cindy was blonde?

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gamers will #riseup April 2020

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Hahaha guys this cade is staying haha can't believe it guys holy hell haha

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That's a boss ass monitor though, 1440p 144hz (oc to 160hz) gsync
That's the og best monitor around and has been for like 6 years

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Lost

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>POLICE ASSAULT IN PROGRESS
kek

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Lost and jerking it

found the virgin

God damn Takamina

Not a virgin I fuck guys all the time

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>them
what the fuck niglet

Ok I'll give it up

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Stop indulging in pornography you fucking losers. Anyone who watches porn should be shamed and ridiculed.

I RECOGNIZE THAT GAY BLOWJOB

avoiding porn is libido abuse, liberate your penis from your fatuous moralising

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And there’s the newfaggot

you must be fun at parties