Beards are for faggots. All they're good for is catching food and semen and making you look like a hipster

Its not so much the beard as the longer zz-top wannabe beard combined with the moussed short hair that screams hipster faggot.

Fair... So how about Gandalf beard?

Tbf George Clooney is a chad, and looks 1% gayer with a beard, so certain chads can pull it off, but he would look better without.

>>real man
>>posts image of George Clooney

No point arguing with someone that can't grow a beard.

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Exactly!

Sir Ian Murray McKellen (Gandalf) literally is a homo though.

Leave Gandalf outta this you pederast

haha, awwh whats wrong OP, you must be one of those sad fucks that cant grow a beard. It's okay OP, Im sure you have other qualities to offer a woman, like being her beta male friend who's shoulder she cries on after I pump and dump her hopelessly naive ass.

Just look into his pretty steely blue eyes and tell me you WOULDN'T blow a thick, creamy load all over his masculinity

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he's got more money and class than you, and you're still faggier than he'll ever be even though he takes BBC right up the ass and swallows spunk by the gallons you disgusting LGBT poster boi

I said he's a homo, not a faggot. Learn the difference, faggot.

Who is that guy?

This every man in my family has worn short beards for generations

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Now just imagine blowing a thick, coarse load all over his beard, and watching him attempt to tongue it all up.

I'm so fucking old, I've seen trends come and go - from the 1960's hippies to the current crop of hipsters.

If you fags want to be ahead of the curve, start looking at 1930's clothing, fashion and hairstyles, since I think that is what is coming next. Be like Cary Grant, lads.

Are beards usually itchy for the wearer? How does it feel to grow past a month?

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Never understood the point of them.

I just remembered.
Karl Marx

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Once your beard grows out, it stops itching and once it gets really long, you can do cool shit with it, like keep your pencil in it when you're doing your Fortran homework.

Oh yeah - had a beard like that in 1974.

he didn't mousse his hair or curl his mustache like a twink hipster. that, gentlemen, is a Man. I fear most of you aren't familiar with Ernest nor his works (or life history which made him into the Titan of masculine prowess and intellectual ability).

I'd gun you down if you said that in mine presence, you cad, bounder and rogue.

I can grow a pretty thicc beard, but never went more than a few months because I find it disgusting to get hairs in my mouth when trying to eat food.

Second week through the fifth week is the itchiest period for me. The magnitude of itchniess is comparable to your pubes growing back from a clean shave down there.

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I've had a Man's beard for nigh a decade, one gets to used it.

*addendum, women do find the beard more attractive than the shaved face, akin to a pig's ass.

This was back when a Man could walk into a bar, see a pretty girl with a nice ass and give it a little slap. Broads might be offended but still knew their place.

Men were Men and women were there to bring us coffee and a fresh plate of bacon and eggs in the morning.

>take chad
>make him bald
>give him neck and head tattoos
Obviously still a chad, but he would be 100% chadder without the beard, see

You are allowed to trim your mustache back away from your lips - I still wear a goat, and keep the stray's trimmed away from my mouth.

They do look gay as hell and all these mindless sheep that jump on every trend ride shaft

our Ragnar. what a sad fate. that facial hair was all fake btw, look at the behind the scenes for Vikings. very sad.

badass character though.

You'd probably have a different opinion if you could actually grow one yourself.

This

You're probably one of those goatee-wearing, butt-fucking, biker faggots that sniff petrol and snort coke from your buddy's cock.

Beards are shit, unless they are fullface and thick. But atibble is the shit

Seems my only proof would be your lack of facial hair and penis

I can grow a full beard, but it's rather uncomfortable so I usually don't grow it out. At least I have the option.

When you're a geezer, and still trying to keep up with the 20 year olds who seem to be getting all the ass at the Bernie rallies.

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Same boi, but I choose not to because I'm not gay.

Since you can't grow a beard, and are projecting jealousy, I'll try to empathize. Not all males have the Testosterone of a Man.

the trend's been over for some time now.

>atibble
We don't speak faggot

he fucks though. abearded low-T males? don't.

this dude could beat the shit of 99.9 of the dudes itt. no one in here's built like that.

While some folks might look at grandpa in that pic and marvel at his physique - I see a guy who is trying really, really hard to be relevant. You don't get that degree of cut without some serious HGH and Test jacking plus consuming nothing but egg whites and protein powder and spending 10 hours a day in the gym.

In other words: A tryhard.

Chad + 1 gay feature = still chad

jesus I'd fuck this guy and im straight

I see that you are a gentlement and a shcolar.

>haha he puts effort into what he wants in life

really the fuck?

>fuck this guy
>but I'm straight

Even +1 Homo = Homo for Life.

Nah. He is insecure. No one needs to look like that. He's made a conscious choice, or has OCD or some underlying mental condition that he MUST look jacked, even as he is in his 50's.

You can still be fairly ripped into your 50s without being an insecure faggot, but yeah he clearly is.

I think people who have a zest for life (given after I meet them and see they have healthy boundaries) are cool, we are all pretty fucked this dude is really taking advantage of the time to be alive. Being turned off by that type of motivation by any leap of effort is hilarious to me.

If you have a beard, and you're not a lumberjack or a biker, then you're a hipster faggot.

Spending 10 hours a day in a gym just to LOOK a certain way, as opposed to spending that time exploring the Mayan Jungle or traveling the world to learn new cultures or diving the Great Barrier Reef is what I'm talking about.

BTW: That is shit I actually have done, and I'm a pudge who still gets laid because I can hold my own at a party with stories about the shit I've done.

Point is this: Actually LIVE an interesting life and don't worry about your looks or trying to pose as someone cool. BE someone cool, and bitches will still want to fuck you.

What if I’m a freelance writer?

This is probably accurate

works out, successful multi-millionaire, low cholesterol, no heart disease, typical liberal

and you're mad because he's not a fat conservative with beetus, and high blood pressure who's going to keel over at any moment like the status quo trash in the Midwest/south. very sad.

Or a combat engineer (sapper).

Oldfag beard-wearing married man here - if you can't grow a full beard then do everybody a favor and don't even try. Looking back at pics of my beard at 16 (that was in early 80s and nobody else in high school had one) it was cringe-worthy but no worse than alot of the chin-only ballsac-tickling ones i see on skinny little bitches trying to look hip or something. If you ain't got no pubes then don't try to compensate with facial hair (not even gonna consider it a beard).