Beards are for faggots. All they're good for is catching food and semen and making you look like a hipster

Beards are for faggots. All they're good for is catching food and semen and making you look like a hipster.

Prove me wrong

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that's not true, they also help beta males like you pretend they have a chad-jaw line.

>trying to appeal to women by looking more "masculine"
>not being masculine to begin with
>trying to appease women
And that isn't gay as fuck how exactly?

Depends on the beard.
If you're gonna take the most soy looking beard and post it then yeah, beards are for fags.
Look at the Texas Ranger. That's not a fag beard.

Prove me wrong

Do beards tend to look weird on men that already have wide jaws? I’m growing one at the moment from stubble.

I always considered that strong stubble not really a beard, which is for chads. A beard is like the pic in the OP

>appeal to women
>women
>gay as fuck

How exactly does THIS add up?

Because you're trying, gay boi. Men shouldn't have to try to begin with.

There's a very obvious difference between the hipster-faggot beard and real male facial hair. The hipster beard makes you want to stab him in the face like you would a fedora wearing faggot that sleeps with an anime pillow. The real man's facial hair makes you want to go shark fishing with him and have a scotch afterwards.

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I'm implying OP does it, so of course it's gay as fuck.