You wake up one day and find out you can bend reality to your whim...

If you need magic powers to make a woman fuck you, that means she wouldn't normally do so under her own free will.

It's rape.

why not both ? id give random guys and app that let them trap women in their phone and manipulate them like in a character creator. The screen would also work like a two way portal. Then id upload whats good to pornhub

Does the same work for money and other things? If you need them to make a woman fuck you, that means she wouldn't normally do so under her own free will?

I would resurrect Hitler and have him attack Russia first.

I'd bump everyone's IQ points up and delete the most common causes of death.

I'd restock our finite resources and rewind whatever environmental damage was done.

Pretty different. The woman is attracted to your status. If you snap your fingers and change a woman's opinion of you - it's not really consent.

Unless she has a wizard fetish, which is probably doubtful.

I'd fucking Thanos the world to start with, excepting the few people I actually give a shit about.
I'd make myself (at least) immortal, fix all the problems I have with myself and then establish myself as the ruler of the world.
At which point I'd go about making the world a better place so that it isn't so goddamn painful to watch.

LOL. She's not attracted to the man's status. She simply needs the money for her own selfish reasons.

I'd make it so that dick size is determined by the amount of X chromosomes.

that ass is pretty fucking tasty. the beef sandwich is also just to my licking. Who is this whore?

It's literally the same thing you mong. People are attracted to what their partners can provide them - sex, friendship, money, protection, etc.

So... when you collect money, you're sexually attracted to it?

there is a good chance that you would not have to rape women that are attracted to money and power if you were god and only make them aware of the fact imo

Do you know how to read?

Pic related. Remove darkies. Teach everyone Latin. Destroy disgusting post-modern architecture. Revive classical architecture. No need to thank me, you impudent barbarians.

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Based.

I'd abolish virginity and make it so that by chance everyone will have had some good sex by 18
just abolsh every bad thing and let humans finally live in peace

Also I'd use that power to fuck every hot woman I'd had ever desired

*adult virginity

>abolish virginity

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Not a virgin,I just cannot fucking stand incels

I would go back in time and sink any slave ship headed for the US, even before the US was an independent country. I would also build a wall between the US and Mexico prior to 1950

Imagine how much better this country would be without niggers and spics that keep electing democrats

Remove the niggers & then kill myself.

That's not what I was implying...

Not a pedo either,that's why I specified adult virginity after

>spawns a bed-full of smooth twinks to service me

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So I think I’d want to alter myself, not the world around me. I’d want to be able to be me, but like the perfect me. Giga smart, giga fit, handsome, whatever. Never need to sleep, amazing at everything I choose to do. The obvious answer is sex but at the end of the day sex would get pretty fucking boring. I’d totally want to build like a cult around me. Just this massive group of people who worship me like some living god. But not because I made them, but because I was literally perfection incarnate. I don’t think I’d fuck the world on a huge scale, but I’d definitely alter things to make my life super comfy.

I would replace all animal sounds with "NIGGER"

>Birds singing is now "NIGGER"
>Crickets chirping is now "NIGGER"
>Dogs barking is now "NIGGER"
>Cicadas buzzing is now "nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnNNNIGGER"

You get the point.

I'd make sure I could learn at 20 times my normal rate and have perfect retention. I'd do something similar with my body for ultra-gains. I'd make sure I would understand the consequences of every single action and finally I would improve the world while living out my hero fantasies.
Is it as morally good as just fixing everything? I'm not sure that would be so good, you'd have to change everyone's minds to accept the new reality and that is infringing on their mental privacy. By giving them time they could come to adjust I think. I could probably adjust their rate of acceptance as well I guess, unless that will lead to anything bad.

Holy shit you’re such a stereotypical /b faggot

>turn highschool bullies in to twinks and have them service me

Thank you.

I would kill all minorities, degenerates and infidels. then i would learn everything that i can. then i would become a benevolent autocrat presiding over the white christian's of this new earth. Would be pretty based if you ask me

What if when you learned everything, you'd learn what you just did was wrong and that your plan is not the best for the world?

Fucking awesome

I'd give myself 5 million dollars to start so my family and I could live in comfort for the rest of our natural lives. Also make those of us immortal who wants it. Make myself 3 inches taller so I could be 5'9 ( average male height) and my dick 2 inches longer so I can have a 7 incher. I'd cute all diseases and disorders and restore nature. Cities will now build up instead of out

>create a copy of the world and shrink it to basketball size
>keep it in my room as deco
> dont do much with it but 7.5 billion people now need to watch me stroke my cock or have sex with my gf and they cant do anything about it
>read their social media with an alt account just for lels afterwards

id say now kill the other half of the world

Well i mean with reality bending powers i could just make it the best option. But if i was wrong then i would choose the right one

..You think that if you removed all minorities, degenerates and infidels you'd have half of the world population left? You do realize that good christian white people is like a percent of everyone alive?

Fuck you guys. I'm going to mars, terraforming it into a nice warm earth-like environment, copying a few of our cities over, upping the gravity, and teleporting all of the redpilled whites and a third that many asian girls over.

Simultaneously, on earth, i'll snap my fingers and eliminate every jew on the planet.

Then we get to see which group ascends to galactic godhood first: based martian whites, or bluepilled earthicans.

$20 says that earth will quickly degenerate to a thirdworld disaster within 2 decades. But i figure they at least deserve a CHANCE to succeed without jews ruining everything for them.

Galactic Lebensraum when?

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There's wayy more Indians and chinese and a rising African population than white Christians

yes, that is literally what I wrote?

That's the wrong person, but yeah your right, ill have like 8% of the pop survive. i'm cool with that though, It would allow more nature to return to earth

Half of everything thanos or start from scratch thanos?

i hate to say it but honestly the universe would be better without humans imho we can't even get along with other humans nevermind anyone else who would be out there

We can't get along now because we are way too divided. I believe that a literally omnipotent being could change that. If people didn't have to fight for resources in the same way I believe that we would get a long better. There are plenty of studies that show that when people have less money their cognitive abilities take a dip and they start to engage in what I call "poor behaviour". My family does that, they get worried about throwing things out because "what if someone found a way to use this better than me?!" and they'd rather pay a buddy to temporarily fix their car for 200 dollars rather than doing a big fix for 600 dollars.. then they have to do that temporary fix 8-10 times and have spent way more money in the end anyway.
If we could eliminate that sort of thinking I think we would get along much better.

I would use that power to acquire just a small amount of wealth so that I could get my mom the best medical care. She has cancer. Other than that, I'd save some money for my baby sister's education and keep manipulating time so that I could accelerate my knowledge in my field of work while essentially keeping the world suspended.

im sorry guys; i think we deserve to burn

But white-asian hapas would be disgusting abominations. You should get white women used for breeding purposes and keep Asian waifus.

I'd post an undeletable, completely anonymous and risk-free thread on Yas Forums where anons can ask for wishes, wether legal or illegal, and grant them if they roll dubs.
I'd also make appereances on different places, shapeshifting into someone interesting (dead or alive) and let people ask me questions (as I would have the knowledge of the person I shapeshifted into). I'd also reveal any secrets or answer questions like "does God exist?". I'd give every user a masterfully crafted 3D waifu that doesn't deen water or food to survive and is completely obedient to their owner. As I would have knowledge on everything, I'd make them with the perfect personality for each user. I'd create sex-tapes for every celebrity alive (or dead). Yada yada...