>Be Me
>Got late night call from my mum and her friend
>They both really drunk and stuck in town
>Drive out to pick them up
>Mums friend jumps in front beside me
>50s recently divorced
>Her and my mum going wild once a month or so
>Driving back mum falls asleep
>Pull up to mums friends house
>She leans in a gives me a kiss on the cheek
>Whispers “Only for your mums here I would suck your dick to say thanks”
>Holyshit
>Turn bright red and get a instant boner
>She laughs and gives it a squeeze
>Then hops out and wakes my mum to say good night
>Rush home and help mum to bed
>Then run to my room to have much need fap
>So what should I do?
>Think she really wants to or just alcohol talking?
>She old enough to be my mother but I can’t get her outa my head
>Should I call round or message her or something?
>I dunno what to do
Be Me
Is she hot?
Do it
Meh, I never looked at her that way before. She average older lady vibes kinda chubby
How?
Send her a message saying something like "I didn't forgot about the other night.Do you remember? I can't get it/you out of my head. This time mum doesn't have to be there"
What if she doesn’t remember she was pretty wasted, and more than likely just teasing me
Why is your mother drinking like a degenerate whore well into her 50s?
Them move on and forgot about it for now.
To help her friend out who just went through a tough divorce, they go for dinner once a month together. This week was her wedding anniversary so I guess they drank a bit to much
Ok message sent, I hope this don’t get awkward
Ayyy goodluck user!
Also, post screenshot
Ok will do if she replies
Will I tell her straight out? She doesn’t remember
Fuck it, just tell her straight out
She's probably in panic and thinks you're negative about this, she's obviously playing dumb, say something like " haha you really don't remember?"
This
Done
What now
She knows exactly what she said and is panicking now
Jusy tell her what she said, and that you can't stop thinking about it
I can’t defy trips
Correct answer. Shes the one that said it.
“You have nothing to be sorry about.” Possibly a wink smiley but only if you use them with her before.
Open ended and calms her nerves.
Sent waiting on reply
She read it but no reply!!!
Go towards "you have nothing to be sorry about and then continue with something like "it was kind of thrilling" maybe say it differently.
This would be a good second text
Shes humiliated right now. Use that to your advantage. Either go by there to "talk about it" or tell her youll tell your mom if she doesnt slobber your knob.
Youve got the upper hand here.
Should I wait see what she says back first?
monitoring
Do it next time
Give it 5 or so more minutes
No, calm her her with
Not saying you need to date her but getting a lady's trust is the way to the bedroom.
kek this shit cracking me up
Finally, maybe some actual OC for a change. Godspeed, OP
>kek this shit cracking me up
this shit IS cracking me up
Fucking nigger
Can you imagine how bad that post nut clarity is going to be if you fuck this 50 year old
Better to wait for a reply. Honestly you fucked up by flat out saying it. The game of back and forth would have turned her on.
Could be salvaged but gotta feel her out more.
Stop beating around the bush and just tell her you're down if she wants to mess around. Who cares if she tells your mom?
Sorry boomer but I'm white
she could be a healthy looking 50
>bad
He will awaken his third eye
You still there?
She seems to have gone silent and I scared her off, maybe for the best. Do I really want get with a 50+ friend of my mums
Yeah she’s not though
OP no matter what she says reply this:
"Come give me a ride to the park and then we can thank each other."
Absolutely yes.
Yeah you do. Keep pressuring her.
>Do I really want get with a 50+ friend of my mums
Yes, yes you do
Ok what’s best way to salvage this?
fire off a dick pic
You absolutely want that dick sucked. You didn't scare her off, she's considering situation. And you only jumped the gun if you were her age demo; guaranteed you being half her age accounts for any spaghetti.
...
Just ask for anal and be done with it, she declines or doesn't answer resort to threats are always good
Lmao dick pics don't work.
this please
She's trying to decide if she wants to do it OP. You gotta hit her hard again. Blow her shit up with leading questions. Ask her if she's ever thought about it. Tell her you just jerked off thinking about it so there won't be too much cum. Tell her you will never forgive her if she doesn't at least try. Tell her you're a man with emotions and you'll lick her pussy like a thirsty dog. Go go go go until she hits you back. You need a plan for how it's going to work right now. You need to tell her exactly what's going to happen and not be cagey at all. And tell her you can probably keep a secret from your mom. Tell her you know she's thought about it before.
Been in this situation a few times. I guarantee you she wants your dick. She wants a toyboy dick but when she is not drunk she is too afraid to accept it. Like a moral dilemma for her. Give her time to accept it
Hard No, I ain’t sending my mums friend an unsolicited dick pic
"[insert mom's name] doesn't have to know ;)"
DONT fire off a dick pic. Dont yield control. If anything, make her send nudes. The hivemind has your back, OP.
Don't send a dick pic. Tell her you're hard as fuck but you're a good boy and the only way to see it is in person. She's flooding her panties and shaking right now OP.
come on fucker you have her in your hands
This should work. Just send her something so you can keep the momentum going.
damn bruh you couldve been more slick when u said that last line
OP have you texted again yet?
You can still save it my man, reply with this.
Send this
“Look (name) I’m sorry I jumped the gun, but I just can’t stop thinking about it. You have nothing to be sorry about, I was really thrilled by it. So if you still want to ‘thank me’ that amazing but if not that’s cool and we can forget this whole thing”
OP, THIS
“If you ever want me to come over you have my number”
simp move, say "bitch im tryna get that toppy"
Trust the dubs
Send pic in unders and ask if you can see what she’s wearing
Nope that puts the ball in her court.
Better would be a declarative question like "why dont i come over and we can talk about this in person." That would get an instant response.
So many people in this thread acting too safe. Just say "I can keep a secret if you can ;)".
To many options I dunno what to do
Some of this shit these guys are saying is true, but reality is you're not getting sucked for a bit. Plant some seeds, say something like "ok, well your secret is safe me, let me know when you need another ride home, I'll help you to bed next time ..." Someshit like that
Trust the dubs
Quit being a pussy and text again.
You force mum's friend to let you catch her licking mum's cunt then you fuck them both rawdog and bust deep in each of them like a boss. Then make them eat each other out while you watch and jerk off loudly with too much lube
Problem, your messages are not direct.
She can’t tell if you want it or are traumatized
"oo got dam honey u got me fucked up thinking bout that coochie i'm finna NUT rn girl"