Secrets thread

I got busted for pizza a few years back

I fucking hate this picture. Goddamn.

Ha, enjoy being fucking cucked you retard you can’t turn a ho into a housewife

Lol wut??

That's sad bruh

Like she doesn't say that to each one of you...

It's not too much cheaper than brand Cola, but with my Ralph's card, it adds up, especially as I drink every day.

I doubt it. She's really open to me, even getting vulnerable about the worthless fatass in Kentucky. I think we've built up something special that she doesn't have with the other guys who only want her for sex.

Cola of any brand is not good for you daily.. it's actually really bad for you.

That's true, but it's only one 20 oz bottle every week day. And I'm saving money without people talking about me drinking generic cola.

Switch to water??? Do you want diabetes?

I'm in a long term relationship with a good girl, but she's averse to sex in general. So every few months I discretely cheat just for the sexual release. I don't even feel bad about it.
I treat her very well and the relationship is healthy in all other regards, and she would let me fuck her if I wanted it.. but it's a chore to her and unsatisfying for me because of that attitude.

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I want the onlyfans mega

At home I prefer to piss sitting down.

It's been 1 year since my 16 year old girlfriend and I met and started dating.

I should switch to water, but you know how some people drink coffee at work to get up in the morning? It's like that. I can't explain it, but cola sort of gives me that "boost" I need to wake up.

but who gives a fuck? if you care that much thinking that other people give a shit what you drink, you have other problems user

That's the sugar.
That's not healthy.
Want a morning boost?
Glass of water and a caffeine pill.

What ended up happening?

Moar pics of her? If that's her?

Ignore the cola haters. There are a million worse habits than that, including the habit of criticizing other people.

and you are how old?

I'm a big person, and am used as a jungle gym by my best friends 12 year old sister, who, is absolutely adorable. At first this wasn't weird and I didn't feel weird about it, but she's constantly rubbing up on me and throwing her ass at me and in my face and I've stopped messing with her because I'm getting slightly too excited. I'm not that type of person but something is off and I don't have the heart to tell her.

22, I'll be 23 after she turns 17.

you have a kik or wickr?

I think my wife is legitimately stupid. Can barely have intelligent conversations with her. Yet she has a fucking MD. How the fuck can you save people's lives but don't know that China is in the northern hemisphere. Or that George Washington was our first president?

It really makes me want to have an intelligent mistress just for the conversation.

I'm black

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Nothing. After a few months of waiting after the initial bust (not in custody or anything), they gave a my hard drive back (wiped) and that was that. Didn't have to register either.

That's a good getaway

It's not that I'm insecure. It's just that they're a really chatty bunch and I didn't want to give them further fuel.

Why not just tell them you prefer the cheaper soda? Are you so autistic you forget people have preferences?

I guess. I'm a lot more paranoid now though.

It's hard to describe, sorry. Basically, I prefer a 20 oz bottle of cola in the morning. You've seen it. One of Coca Cola's most popular bottles. Unfortunately, the grocery store doesn't make the generic cola in those bottles. They just do two liter bottles and 12 oz cans. 12oz is not enough, 24oz is too much. So I could take 2 cans for a total of 24oz, which I don't want to do, or, I don't know, fill a thermos and bring it from home. But that definitely doesn't give off the casual, "just stopped by the gas station and picked up a coke" vibe I want to exude.

Did they say anything, and do you still do it?

Some people are good at only one thing and dumb about others. But wanting to have conversations with your partner and not being able to is a problem.

i haven't ejaculated in 41 days

Nice. I wish I had your discipline. Prayer must help

I don't really remember what was said. And no, I don't do it anymore, I'm way too paranoid.

I met a girl through Yas Forums and despite having nothing but one night stands for years and not even desiring a relationship, I feel like I love this girl. She's so damaged and let's everyone use her, I just want to help her realize she's more than what these people have tried to make her, which is basically their free use slut because if she says no they'll abandon her. Even though I know they're the reason she can't make new ones.

Talking to her is a mixed bag of deep nauseous pits and incredible euphoric highs.

In short, I'm everything I swore I wouldn't become.

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i've been wanking basically every day since i was like 12 and when i was 21 i started stopping... 3 years later i litterally cannot stop. it's lead me down a horrible path including getting busted for pizza. it wasn't the pizza itself it was the thrill of it. i've been clean of pizza for over a year and a half but i stil can't stop wanking... help me /b

Wow, way to be 23 / 24, and have stupid immature feelings.

Initially i started retention with the goal of fornication but now i don't want to be reprobate. I still experience perverted thoughts and urges but i have faith it will pass.

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Nobody cares what you drink. They really don't.

Were you trying to have phone sex with dominoes again jerry?

>Every day, I bring in a 20 oz bottle of Pepsi to work and drink it at my desk. At least that's I want my co-workers to think. I actually only buy a couple of actually Pepsi bottles a month and drag them out, filling them at home with a cheaper grocery store generic cola.

26 but close enough. What would you do dude? I know my thinking and head space is all fucked up. I'm emotionally compromised to the point looking at most porn makes me sick to my stomach. I can feel myself about to hit rock bottom.

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When my nieces stay at my house I let them sunbathe topless/nude

You’ve got a bad case of pixel addiction. Try real life?

My grandpa always has to have everything. "Name brand" or he will have a hissy fit and bitch about it, he acts like he's better than everyone.me and my nana secretly buy cheaper generic name brand shit like coffee and put it in his leftover expensive coffee container and he always talks about how good it is when its cheap shit...im not sure if he truly knows is all in his head just because he sees an expensive name

You're only exuding a moderately autistic vibe

Cool story bro

I wanna update this with, I am starting to get hard playing with her, and I sometimes smack her butt, she's going to grow up and be super dorky but absolutely a killer. She would be perfect if she was 10 years older. I don't know what to do, I want to hero for saying this but I'm starting to get attracted to her and her little body.

Heh, it is, I admit, a bit unusual when I write it all out like that. I wouldn't go so far as to say autistic. Just frugal and aware of what portion I prefer. If they had 20oz of the generic, I'd bring that in. What do you suggest?

lol, get reckt ferd, nice to have you moving away