Daily reminder that if you don't look EXACTLY like this guy and are ATLEAST 6'5ft all OR make 7-figures USD...

Daily reminder that if you don't look EXACTLY like this guy and are ATLEAST 6'5ft all OR make 7-figures USD, you will NEVER get laid without an escort. Prove me wrong, you stupid fucking faggots.

>protip; you LITERALLY can't

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>inb4 a bunch of posts from 14yo virgins about they're ugly but still pull ass all the time because they have "game"

Ive fucked over 100 females and im pretty normal

Found the incel

Nice LARP faggot now gtfo my board

found the soycuck

OP show us paystub and shirtless photo with timestamp or gtfo lol

I don't want to late laid in this cum bucket infested country... the market is down on America pussy...it's fucking disgusting....

...oh yeah, I bet I can whoop his ass.

spoken like a true normie who cant get laid lol

not gonna dox myself faggot kys

OP why are you so angry? Do you wish to have sex?

Why do y'all have such trouble getting laid? I've seen neckbeards get laid as long as they weren't a piece of literal human garbage. You sound like a cum sock that's been wrapped around a piss filled 2 liter bottle of mountain dew come to life.

Doomguy is only 6 feet tall, has made literally 0 dollars for eons, and could still mog that guy. But keep coping, I won't stop you.

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I'm none of those things but I still have a gf

You incels are just pathetic autistic teenagers with no social life and no experiences or hobbies generally and who do nothing but derive your whole worldview from memes. No girl is going to just approach you out of the blue and ask to fuck you when all you do is browse the internet, watch porn, play video games and go to work or school and never talk to anybody, like what exactly do you expect?

I can finally accept how I look. Only took me 30. OP is wrong af. I've fucked some dimes.and I'm goofy af

I’m just going to assume this is satire of that precious incel thread and if it’s not it’s not even worth acknowledging

Tsk. Precious = previous

this is very low quality bait

I make six figures now but I got laid before that.

I don't look like that guy, nor am I that tall but I fucked my girlfriend last week so... proven wrong.

I'm literally the exact opposite to every requirement you just listed yet I still manage to have ONS every week with chicks waaay above my league. Try not being an autist once

bruh, this bait is too obvious at this point isn't it? Like unless someone is legit an incel, they've had sex in the past. Take this one to pasture boys. Sex isn't that hard to have lmao

Is that Adonis an escort? I'd pay seven figures to suck the life out of that dick.

Incorrect.

Trips but also truth.

I'm pretty goofy looking too and I've had lots of women. Not as many as if I looked like a super model, no, but lots. In my experience, it seems like women are less shallow about looks (sorry incels) but can be more shallow in other areas (money, though not all women obvs)

I make it a point to fuck massage parlor girls and strippers outside of work. 6 figures not 7, but it's the confidence that counts.

The end of his life is right there right there in that pic. She's hot, she's needy, she'll need to have babies, lots of babies, she'll get fat, grumpy and self involved and neglectful of all the babies she had to have NOW! And Chad there, Chad has two choices give up sex, get fat lose all his hair or work out, get plugs and bang a lot of younger hotter chicks than his fat grumpy baby having wife....

Nice LARP faggots now gtfo my board

No larp negro. Just like to get off on getting shit for free. did shrooms with the last one.

You calling it a LARP is itself a cope

I wish I could have some dix in my arsenal right now :(

Jesus, spoken like a true incel virgin

Fucking is not splitting the atom. If you're too autistic to meet women that's on you mate

faggot

Nah those types of guys just fuck MANY more women and more easily than the vast majority of men. Men like this don't have to put in a fraction of the effort the average guy does. Most women will compare men like this to the average guy despite the fact that these men can afford to do better and will never settle for an average thotty like they want, it's probably the real reason older women get so bitter.

This post is bait probably made out of boredom.

I'm 6'1", not nearly as handsome as in OP's pick and I was married and getting laid before OP got out of elementary school 3 years ago.

Sorry, Chad, but your sister doesn't count.

Nice LARP faggot now gtfo my board

I'll have you know I'm only 6'3 have had sex with 3 whole women

0x2=0 faggot

The only LARPer here is you. There are around 2 million marriages happening in the US every year. You can't possibly believe that every single one of them are men 6'5" and up having incomes above $100,000. Now go back to cuddling your sex doll while the real men get laid.

Nice LARP faggot now gtfo my board

I'm 32, unemployed, with a 3" cock (erect) and I weigh 520 pounds and I've been fucking my wife at least twice a week since I met her 14 years ago.

Nice LARP faggot now gtfo my board

>ctrl + v

Your dad swallowed my load

Nice LARP faggot now gtfo my board

Why are you with an 8 who is only with you for the opportunities you provide HER?

Daily reminder if you're white, you are always right.

Get fucked nigger.

Hey, Kings. Lets try and remember to focus on ourselves. We can't change the way that others act, only the way we react. Rather than give this guy a >(you), take a moment to reflect on your own qualities and know that there's someone out there for everyone. You'll find them eventually.

I've fucked girls through game and dating and I've fucked escorts.

Escorts are better.

HA! I looked like Bowie when I was young. I had babes by the truckload.

I don’t look like that and I’ve fucked your mother hundreds of times.

Kek

checked.
Also, I have physical evidence I’ve had sex at least twice - I have two damn kids
So your fucking wrong.
Nice bait thread, though

Two nice girls. Op please show your pic

i kindof think this guy is so hot he isn't. girls that are this hot aren't attractive anymore.

B8

Can you try to be a little more creative with your troll threads? This is 2/10 at best.

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i look nothing like that and ive got a girl i primarily see and 2 on the side...
getting laid isnt really hard user

Dont listen to OP yall, After 19 years of being a virgin I learned not to give a fuck about what people think of me especially girls, which somehow lead to me being confident in myself around anybody. So just remember dont give a fuck about what people think just get urself right in the head and know what u want from a girl and u will find ur one. Once again the hard part is mentally getting urself right

No homo, but that girl in the pic is out of that dude's league.

Nice LARP faggots now gtfo my board