To: John

To: John
From COOOOOOOOMER
Fuck you

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Nigga, you better not talk shit about SMTIII Nocturne or I'll fucking shank you.

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what are you gonna do about it retarded faggot? haha funny little monkey he go wee

Super monkey ball IS a good game

I agree funny little monkey he go wee

*raises hand* Question: What does "COMER" mean? How's the meme work?

>Pass User
Begone, dross.

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I'm also gonna need help with the term "dross".

one who cooooms

So is it just a different way of pronouncing cum?

yes haha funny little monkey he go wee

Are you familiar with the term faggot?

Yes. Feel free to use that on me, the meaning will not be lost~

Is that a yes?

yes. You are one. Haha funny little monkey he go wee

If coomer, with a lot of o's is just a silly way of pronouncing cummer, as in one who cums, i don't understand its use in OP's post. "From cummer, fuck you" - i'm clearly missing some important part of the meme. Why is a person who cums like... the butthurt person in this exchange?

I was telling my friend, John, fuck oyu

I'm gonna end up getting a reputation for being like the mr magoo of oldfags because i'm willing to break lurk moar codes and just fuckin' ask people shit.

well maybe don't be an old fag. Haha funny little monkey he go wee

I am really not good at deriving memes by example. Like those SCP articles where you can infer part of the SCP's nature by how the article is deviating from a normal SCP article. I suck at those.

im so glad you admit to being a braindead faggot. Haha little monkey he go wee

^_^

Okay so how does "haha little monkey he go wee" related to coooomer?

idk. haha funny little monkey go wee

Then how do you know to repeat the meme? You must have some understanding of the mechanics of the meme, even if only intuitively.

disgusting passfag, you are almost as bad as a nigger, go away

just say haha funny little monkey he go wee after everything. haha funny little monkey he go wee

Yeah, and i'm all up ons not lurking moar. Jesus christ how horrifying.

Okay, but 1) how does that relate to "cooomer", and 2) how does that form an interesting joke or silliness such that it attracts tons of people to mimic it? That is, why is it a meme?

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You bought a Yas Forums pass newfag
>only newfags say oldfag

Well shit, i ruined that saying then because an oldfag just said oldfag.

It's fine, take your time~

You need to go back

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Go back where?

you dun goofed up boi

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What a role playing little faggot. You aint been around. Youre just a lying pussy.

Anywhere you fucking tourist

Look, y'all are covering many other memes which are fine and interesting(well, boring), but i'm interested in what coomer means.

*curls up on your feet and purrs*

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>im being a faggot and no one can stop me teehee uwu add me on discord

Basically yeah, but minus the add me on discord part~

Kill yourself shit for brains. Your feaux ironic bullshit is just you coping with a severe lack of personality

"Coomer" is a newer meme. It refers to someone who has lots of orgasms - think "cummer" - but who then sucks their own jizz up like a vacuum - think "Hoover" - and combines the two: "Coomer".
We hope that helps, friend.

use google you absolute fucking nigger what the fuck is wrong with you

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2005 oldfag here who also has no clue wtf youre talking about.

Hmm. That's interesting. Not sure if i like the term, but it is an interesting term.

You just don't know how to enjoy the simple things.

Im avoiding google so i can cause cancer

I fuckin' know right? All these idiots think oldfags have like clairvoyance. Some encyclopedic knowledge of memes. We absorb units of culture directly into our consciousness without the intermediary step of having to learn them.

Are you autistic

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Worse, i'm polite, honest, and curious.

You sound like a fag to me

I talk like a fag and my shit's all retarded? Yeah, runs in my family circles.

>You just don't know how to enjoy the simple things.
user if this is a troll or a larp this is the worst Ive seen all month. Its not even funny or interesting.

When someone pretends to be a loose slut and roleplays real good, do you sit there and tell others, "Don't. Stop. Don't enjoy it. You're being trolled. That is really a man you're jacking off to."?

Where the fuck have you been living for the past decade, you ask tits and timestamp or gtfo like the degenerate trannies they are. Honestly your autism is off the charts

I've actually never agreed to that. I've disagreed with that policy ever since Yas Forums developed it.

Not looking like a fool is not more important than having fun, user.

Who the fuck cares what you agree with or no, faggot

I dunno. Why would Yas Forumstards ever give seniority to oldfags? But they imagined we would.

do you seriously expect us to -respect- you more because you have been here for longer, if anything ill laugh at you for wasting your life like that faggot

No. But i expect you to be like "Yeah, that was silly when we imagined oldfags to be non-normal people."

explained that a coomer is basically somebody that sucks themselves off. I'm familiar with that sort of sentiment. But i don't get how haha funny little monkey he go wee ties into it. Or those video games. OP's pic depicts a difference of video games.

Dumbass a cumber is someone who jerks off constantly. Haha funny monkey he go wee

>No. But i expect you to be like "Yeah, that was silly when we imagined oldfags to be non-normal people."
oldfags are not normal people. You have to be a particularly retarded nolife individual to spend more than a decade in this retarded-ass website, which makes YOU an astronomical retard on a whole nother level because literally PAY Yas Forums lmaoooo
Its not been fun or a pleasure but Im getting tired of your autistic ass so Ill let you ask me 3 questions regarding that meme stuff you wanted to know and Ill answer them no bullshit

Okay, so op's pic, it depicts someone who jacks off constantly being butthurt about the guy on the right. And why is that? It has something to do with the video games, doesn't it?