Lol, classic SSG story right there man. Did a few years myself, but I was a one contract and done kind of dude. I can't tell you how not surprised I was to see an NCO have a 12 pack and his wife be made of blubber (JUST BIG BONED) and demand to be saluted at the gate. Does she sell ItWorks? Is she a boss babe?
Just fucking with you, man. Although I now realize it was a blessing to not work out, I almost got married to a 1st grade teacher when I was stationed in Colorado. I caught her cheating on me with an officer from another BN, but I was already second guessing it and being distant. I just called her a few creative names and laid into the LT that she was half naked in bed with. Walked out of the house angry and sad, but at least my doubts were made clear. Never talked to her again and I never heard shit from another unit. Good times, good times.