Pro tip. Don’t ever get married. Pic related. Its something you’ll never get again

Pro tip. Don’t ever get married. Pic related. Its something you’ll never get again.

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That slag is worth it just for the fucking

25 and married for four years. Calling bullshit. My wife loves sex and we have a healthy sex life (2-3 times a week)

I travel for work and cheat on her fairly often, so that also helps on my end. She has no idea though

Sorry your wife won't give it up anymore OP

why are you married then

Been together 12 years and I get them all the time. You married the wrong one bro

Because I like my wife. She's a wonderful woman.

I also like to fuck and cum in the guts of tinder whores, though. It helps me not get bored.

Isn't the risk too high? Of getting caught? And don't you feel bad afterwards??

You banging the whore in the picture?

Nah. I have a pretty solid set up. I have another phone that I actually leave in Cali (in the city that I often travel to) at a bank. I pay the bill with pay cards, so no strange bills or charges my wife can stumble upon. She doesn't know anyone around there so practically zero risk of anyone seeing the account and recognizing me.

And not really, no. I feel as if I have provided a pretty good life for my wife so the least I can do is treat myself to a hook up or two now and then

My bad. Wrong reply

Wow man, so you got married at 21, cheat on her constantly, travel so you never see her, and you're in here bragging about how great it all is?? LOL. See you in divorce court homie. That alimony is a bitch, so I hope you don't have a kid and make it child support on top of that. Have fun living in hotels and apartments until you're 50 lol.

Alright that second bit gave it away you LARPing fuck lmao

I wish

Why are you cheating then?

Don't feel too guilty, she's probably fucking too when you're gone.

Understood.. yeah you got a pretty got set up, really hard to have that.
I'm to weak to do that. I "cheated" on my ex (it actually didn't count, the relationship was already dead and we hated each other) and still I felt horribly guilty, like shit, even though I didn't have a reason to be. I even had panic attacks because of the guilt. I envy who can live life without feeling like shit for unethical decisions

Got any more related pics?

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Him having a second phone is too much to believe? Lol that's like cheating 101

Stds though.

nah I replied to a different one of his comments bruv

No one fucks nowdays unless you are chad and you are not.That girl dont fucks average guys and losers on Yas Forums Bye felicia

Incel alert. Has no understanding of life

Literally all you have to do is make a girl laugh or smile amd they will fuck you. I am far from chad and i just got a call from the chick at my car dealership wanting to go out. I cracked three jokes while getting my car serviced. When they call you, they dont wait three dates to put out.

This is AIDS is still around

keep dreaming hot chicks giving your sorry ass attentions they only move for cash as escorts or looks and status not average man material especially tinder

fucking Joker keep dreaming

I’m middle aged, married, can get blown pretty much whenever I want. Try getting to know your wife and making sure she’s not some manipulative uptight Christfag before you legally bind yourself to her. It’s that simple.

Dont you get bored of the same chick sucking your dick every day and week for years

i have a strange feeling this poster is underage

Been married 9 years together for 13 calling bullshit

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>pic related
uhuh

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why not just be up front about this then? do you think your wife would actually care. she sounds chill and since you provide for your family then why would she care about how you have fun on the side?

alright this is how you know this is bullshit.. most people everywhere arent this outgoing.. maybe at a festival or party this would maybe happen but just in your day to day ? bullshit..

How is pic related? And post more pictures.

Kek

>i like my wife
>like

She’s probably letting some black dudes with horse cocks plow her ass and cum all over that face you kiss so it’s probably all even in the end

More

this.. and she very likely knows that you are cheating.. do you really think that the person who you LIVE WITH EVERYDAY wont be able to pick up on subtle changes in you.. she knows and youre a fucking retard if youre thinking otherwise

Post more of her please!!!

Not the user youre talking to but the reason he doesnt is alimony, child support, or kids taken away. Its either one or a combination. Even if she was cool about it (which 99.99999% she wont be) then she wouldnt think twice to invite the chad at the supermarket into their house while hes gone. Simply put, hes not retarded

>we have a healthy sex life (2-3 times a week)
She's having it 4-5 times a week tho lol

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>So much this

He thinks she isn't eyeing the next branch to jump to....

got a mega?

Have kids it changes everything

You can still get head from your wife after you're married. Beat her a few times a month and she'll be more than willing. Guys are such pussies nowadays.

For the better or worse?

You have any kids? If you do that's messed up for them once you get caught. If you don't it's not as bad once you get caught you'll just probably get divorced.

Google Image Search. Learn how to use it. Its fucking 2020. Come on.

Wife still loves to fuck after kids. I’m gonna fuck her tonight.

30 married 3yrs Sex started to decline in year 2. Had a kid a year a go and I might get to have sex with my wife 1 time a month. Currently going on 2.5 months no sex with wife. Not so mad about it because I just fuck a hooker when I need the wet feels.

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She's gorgeous. I'd rather have her for sure.

Oh we’re way past the time and age of doing anything daily, but I it doesn’t really bother me. I’m not young and thinking about sex constantly anymore. Sure I still look if I see a hot chick and get porn for when I’m home alone and get the urge, but I’m not so retarded that I’d throw my good life away (and hers) just to fuck a different looking stranger for one night.

So is he

Why would you bang a hooker? Just find a married woman in their 40s, they are horny as fuck and always looking around

KEK
The perfect marriage full of secrets and cheating.

I saw no change and I have 3 kids 7 6 5

I'm not married, but my buddy is. He has sex like once a quarter. It's sad. Marriage is stupid.

2 oldest

but is it really so bad not having sex especially if she is starting to get old? if there is emotional support and intimacy isn't that more important? having someone you live with to rely on everyday when you come home is a good thing right? at least as long as she is also of the same opinion

This^
My wife's blowjobs are worth the wait. She knows exactly what I want.
She is fine with me looking at porn and I still fuck her brains out on weekends.
I can pretty much fuck her whenever I want if I'm in the mood. Work usually saps me though so weekends it is.

At least if your wife ever God forbid dies you could have sex with your daughters when they're much older like 18 yo older. ;)

I am married to a wonderful woman that shares my passion for kink. We joined Seeking Arrangement with a couples profile and routinely defile college girls.