YLYL Thread
YLYL Thread
Spotted the gypsy
i'll just drink my hot choccy and wait for the memes
Hey let me get in on some of that
nice feet
17 is legal in germany
16 is legal in Indiana
Does anyone know why this is true? I've seen a VERY small number of """"relatively""" normal looking trans people. And then people show me pictures of these tranny's from the Philippines or wherever
I realized my mistake but it was too late!
Asians have softer features, plus they've had a lot of practice over the years to get it right.
>trans
>people
Pick one, faggots.
Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't stop sucking cock for the life of him
>pathological fear of not having a cock in my mouth since middle school, when some chad fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to suck his cock
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, buff kid with blonde hair and massive cock
>visibly confident
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the dick sucking of a lifetime"
>slobber on his magnum dong for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last, he'll come back to us for more"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf can't stop thinking about the bj we gave him
>she's worried that he secretly wants to come and get another bj from us
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mom "All he talks about is how Dad and user sucked his cock, we're not a thing anymore."
>tryingtoholdbackmycoom.jpg
>tell my father this as I give him his afternoon bj
>cums in my face while laughing uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
>Doesn't use Yas Forums gold, LOL
haha thanks guys, cant wait to see more
This is amazing
nice feet
Imagine how many women and children he has wanked Infront of before this hero sorted him out.
Stop with this shit
(wet voice)
Lets go in the kitchen, Charlie. The Ex stopped over and she's being a bitch today.
Pasta this stale should come with free unlimited salad and breadsticks.
Holy shit, now I can't unsee it.
Hehehhe
16 is the age of consent in Canada
Guessing you didn't actually read it did you? Can't blame you though.
Is it really? I live in Canada and I thought it was 18
I think it's legal to fuck a 16 year old if you marry her with her parent's permission? That's mostly some the Amish and Mennonites would do, not regular Canadians
Reminds me of the old video game called Paki Bash
lost
Anyone can do it as long as they're not in a position of trust or authority such as a coach teacher or boss. That means a 40 year old can legally pound 16 year old cunny
Harper government raised it from 14 IIRC
Lost
14 is the age of consent in my counrty i win fuckers
Report.
Could be a woman with a strap...
Anyone have that pic of the dude photobombing with his dick and nuts coming out the top of his shorts?
i cant believe i lost to secret soup
14 is legal in alabama, 12 in Mexico. Book your trips today perverts
That file name
But everyone under 21 loses
9 in Yemen but you have to be married
That "14 in alabama" thing only applies to people under the age of 18, so they can't throw teens into molester status for having a younger girlfriend. Try it over 18, and you'll win a shiny new pair of bracelets.
Well I'm going to get a dowry of goats and go get me some tight muzz puss
Mexico it is then! Even though their brown 12 is better than 14 any day of the week
The original creator of that image was OUTRAGED his perverted drawing was used this way. Like yeah fuck you buddy.
Amazing, really. This is the new architype.
Whatever floats your boat. But remember, consent doesn't mean much to a Mexican father. They'll just cut your head off and leave your ass in the desert. Mexican cops don't bother following up on most murders. It doesn't mean much to an American father either, for that matter. Get caught fucking a teenager in most cases, the father gets a slap on the wrist for putting you in a hospital. Then you get to do time as a chomo with your legs in permanent braces. I hit a guy in the knee with a bat once, he couldn't kneel for three years.
Ok retard