What do gay guys do with their stinky weiners when they're finished?

What do gay guys do with their stinky weiners when they're finished?
Don't straight couples just go to sleep after sex? Do gay couples do the same? Seems kind of gross if you ask me.

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GAAAAAYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

they have you come by and clean it off with your mouth, you dumb fucking inbred!

Clean butt doesn't smell like anything

Lies! It's a butt. And it's going to be impossible to keep immaculate. Especially when you get in from the bar or the club after a few hours.

After fucking my gf I go clean my balls and dick, would be gross otherwise. Spending a minute extra cleaning my dick wouldn't be too bothersome.

Also, you can expect your anal partner to do their preparations beforehand. If I want anal I give my gf a heads up and there's never any gross stuff afterwards. Guess gays would be even better at this.

oink, oink

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Depends I’ve had a guys suck me clean after we fucked. I was turned on n horrified. I’ve also had shit dick which was pretty obv mid fuck so I bailed n went n showered. Main reason I wrap up is not stds but shit

They probably wash, like straight people should do, you dirty fuck.

Of course you shower before you go out to the bar or club. But you're back a few hours later. What then? Shower immediately before and directly after sex?

Gay guys will clean properly before going out hoping to pull, nobody wants shitdick.

Yeah but they're out for 3-4 hours, right? What good does that cleaning before going out do?

my wife and I usually go clean up and take a piss..

pretty gross to go straight to sleep.

Good diet, timing, and a deep enema session.

This makes sense. But it's still going to be stinky.

Do you poop every 4 hours? No? Then why would it be a problem? Very easy to clean with enema.

Certainly not every four hours, no. But if I go out and have some pizza and dance a bit then there might be something up the shoot.

>pizza
There's part of the problem.

I'm bisexual and I never do anal. Just kissing/cuddling/sucking cocks.

Then poop before. You must have no fibre in your diet if this is a problem for you.

I honestly can't believe how fucking stupid you are.

Why no anal? Cuz that would be gay?

It’s really not, as long as they know what they’re doing. Every bottom I’ve been with has either had a neutral or pleasant smell. My current boyfriends hole smells fruity after it’s been douched. Still trying to figure that one out.

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> Anonymous 03/05/20(Thu)14:36:02 No.822104706▶
> (You)
>Then poop before. You must have no fibre in your diet if this is a problem for you.
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> Anonymous 03/05/20(Thu)14:37:51 No.822104801▶
> (OP)
>I honestly can't believe how fucking stupid you are.
Explain it then.

Shut the fuck up you faggot

homosexuals suffer from the relationship death bed: the moment two homos move in together and pretend they are a real couple, they'll eventually stop having sex and go into a negative downward spiral that inevitably ends up with one cheating, followed by a breakup. then it's back to fucking strangers on grindr & hit the drugs until they both die of either overdose or aids.

Yo this. I was one of the cheaters and still in this relationship and we're both miserable. It's like we both know we could both be doing better financially and could both be fucking hotter men it's ridiculous but talking to new gays just isn't worth the effort lol

If I had to guess, cheating is definitely higher in the gay community because the current atmosphere breeds anonymity and discreetness.

However, what you described happens in a lot of heterosexual relationships as well...

No. Cheating is more common because we're men.

but here the thing; straight people get kids, that keeps their relationship crazy-glued together to a larger extend than gay couples

There's definitely a different dynamic resulting from different circumstances. I'm curious to see how this all eventually translates in legal terms. Divorce for example.

>Don't straight couples just go to sleep after sex
no?

I don't know, I only suck dick

I like to suck him off after. I love ass to mouth, it makes me feel like a good boy for daddy.

If you've thoroughly cleaned out and prepared before hand, I don't see a problem with this. If you're confident of your own cleanliness it'll just smell and taste like lube.

This thread was a made by a virgin. If you go to sleep after fucking pussy you wake up with dried pussy juice on your cock and it's gross.
With gay sex, I've never gotten shit on my dick or shat on my bf's dick, but I usually just wipe off the lube/cum with a wet wipe or towel. Same as I did when I had a gf.

Pretty much this. I'm bi, my partner is bi and we both fuck other people. But we never set any expectation that we wouldn't. So I'm not sure it's really cheating.

It's just da smellz

Do you two fuck bare? You shouldn't if you two aren't monogamous. And it's not a bad idea to get on prep even if you're monogamous. And use a rubber anyway because i'ts not just HIV, it's everything else you don't want to catch.

Quick shower. Doesn't matter which one of us is top or bottom we both shower after to clean off. Mostly to wash the cum off.

Most gays dont really practice sodomy all too much anyway, that certainly solves part of the problem.

LOL, for sure. Forget about doucheing or cleaning yourself out. You got all those boos and snacks in your bum afterwards.

Does it really feel as good as they say to be fucked in the ass?

We fuck each other bare but not others. Even if it's sex with a close friend we still use condoms. I've been looking at getting on prep though.

It depends on who's doing the fucking and how the go about it. If you do it right, it's fucking awesome.

The best part is when you pull your shit covered cock out of you partners ass then rub his shit all over his back, cover the bedding in stinking shit then cuddle up and fall asleep breathing in that fantastic shit aroma. Glorious!

Sounds awfully risky. Get on that prep, user.

I swallow that cum. so many guys are like "ewww" cum *spits out*. No man, the more cum the better. I never waste a single drop and will swallow the whole load.

What do you mean by that? Is there a technique to fuck a bottom to make him enjoy it more, or were you only talking about being slow so that he's not in pain

Im straight and my wife prefers being fucked in the ass.

I'm a long time bisexual anal lover. Been playing with my ass since I was like 10 years old or something (30 now).

I don't remember when I started with this, but essentially I started cleaning out my entire rectum and way up beyond that by just flooding myself with water using a shower head.

I press the shower head against my butthole and let the water go really deep. I can keep it in for a while, move around a bit, let the water go deeper and so on. Then I shit everything out down the drain and repeat. I can do this for over an hour to get really, really, really squeaky clean.

If I do it around 8 pm the previous evening, then I'll be completely clean in the morning still and can engage in more anal play then. Sleeping with a butt plug for example wouldn't be an issue and there would be zero fecal matter on it.

I enjoy all aspects of anal, so even the cleaning, massaging it for hours, sleeping with a butt plug, playing with dildos, and so on.

I swallow but I'll also let some roll down my chin. I think that's hot as fuck. But no matter what there's a good bit of cum on one or both of us when we're done. A shower is the best option.

I really want to try it, but I live in a conservative area and it's difficult to meet a gay guy who wants to date me or do things with me

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Let me help fix your question:
>What do MEN WHO HAVE ANAL SEX do with their stinky weiners when they're finished?
>Don't couples just go to sleep after ANY TYPE OF SEX THAT IS NOT ANAL?

To answer: I always wash my dick and urinate promptly after any type of sex: oral, vaginal or anal. I'll surely wake up with a rash if I don't.

this is basic stuff. Otherwise (especially the woman) risk UTIs and other things. Washing after fucking, and urinating after fucking, is important. It cleans it all out.

Idk but I really want to fuck a guy in the ass.

yeah, we just go to sleep. usually with him still inside me.

They wash up and piss just like you would after fucking a pussy are you retarted?

Seconding. My boyfriend and I are "sides". Neither of us fuck each other's assholes. We're just not into that.

Because that is fucking gay.

Gay guys do the same as a straight guy would do after fucking a girl in the ass: Go wash their dick. Getting shit all over your bed is just gross. What's wrong with you, OP?

But so is getting pussy juice and cum all over your bed. Nasty to wake up all crusty. Besides most women know they should go piss after sex so they don't get a UTI.

Im Bi. But I never fuck an ass raw. That's some gross shit. idc how well you've douched. Using a condom means I'll last a little longer and it'll hurt a little more for the bottom which is what fags and whores like that deserve.