California declares emergency

>california declares emergency
>canada prepares for pandemic
>china still in lockdown
>iran freed all prisoners so the virus wouldn't spread in prisons
>experimental, untested vaccines jumped to human trials in china
>italy shuts down all schools/unis

It's just the flu brAH

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It is and im not worried at all. My government (US) will handle it absolutely professionally and responsibly. I have trust in my gov and i know that the US will once again lead the fight and be the shining city on the hill. Forever USA!

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>china locked down
>italy hits 100 deaths and shuts down schools
>america will take care of this better

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what are the bed sheets for?

>italy shuts down all schools
same here in japan
holy fucking shit i hate chinese people

I have lived through the HIV/AIDs, SARS, Bird Flu, Swine Flu, and Ebola epidemics. I survived Y2K and Mayan 2012. The global warming "hockey stick" model ended all life on earth 6 years ago or so. This is a sensationalist media stirring fear for profits, and you goys are buying it.

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This is American quarantine transportarion

Sounds like you're old and much more likely to be affected by the virus than anyone else

We came up with a treatment for ebola faster than anyone else. I'm not too worried. World needs a bit of culling anyway.

Sheets are for hiding the deceased from prying eyes

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You do realize that you could be alive for all of that and be 21, right? Y2K is the oldest thing on the list.

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The main part of the HIV/AIDS scare was 80s and somewhat the 90s.

I can tell by the obsessive anime that you're middle aged

Hug your older parents, theyre the ones most likely to die from Pneumonia complications.

DIE NIGGAS

Sounds like you just consume all the wrong media, or consume at as hyperbole instead of what it is.
I saw all the same coverage of epidemics and didn't walk away thinking Jewish overlords were trying to sell me an apocalypse.
There is certainly a measure of sensationalism, but pandemics involving new diseases are still a global concern, and I'd rather have people overly wary than indifferent.

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Get tested for corona at jewish memorial hospital. Only 2999$ a testkit! Best value

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For hanging yourself so you won't spread the virus, I suppose.

its little more deadly than the common flue

PANIC TIEM

at least 30

>pandemics causing new diseases

Hey retard...grab an old medical book...look up corona....its been around forever and is literally just the common cold.

>hyperbole
media pretty much only sells hyperbole, you have to take everything and divide it by 10 or so to get reality
>overly wary
I had an actual conversation with someone in line at Dangelos where they explained in autistic detail that the Coronavirus is a Chinese bioweapon accidentally released which is basically airborne AIDs combined with the common cold. My level of concern is to wash my hands slightly more often and not let random strangers breathe on me. A global concern does not mean the end of the world, which is what this shit is portrayed as every time without fail.

Anime pic because it triggers that guy.

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that's not even close to being accurate

OY vey what a rip off, buy my NEW and IMPROVED test kit at the Bernstein Emporium for a new low price of $2998.99 or in 100 small payments of $69.99 at a low rate of 28.99%!

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Here you go retard. Remember books?

youtu.be/zb2nqKpJnDs

But dont trust this. Look it up yourself.

For everyone who's super worried about this, listen to this excellent lecture series, it's worth the time:

youtube.com/watch?v=Pzv879X88fA

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And no credible media is framing it anywhere near the "end of the world," or a "bioweapon" for that matter.
Most larger media publishers use very deliberate phrasing, mostly for legal reasons, so, no, if you actually to what's said by anchors, it's rarely hyperbolic. Pundits are another matter, but pundits rarely speak for the media publisher.

It's not the virus, it's all the stupid shit motherfuckers do panicking that you have to be prepared for.

it's not literally cold but around 15% of what you think is a cold is actually caused by various coronaviruses

so you probably had a coronavirus and you didn't even know it

stfu weeb, if you died from the coronavirus nobody would even care or notice

I know you are retarded, so I will explain: Covid 19 is the type of coronavirus going around, and it's not the same. Now please stop being retarded

m.youtube.com/watch?v=bnsW03dCPjU

I know it’s awful.

“We're gonna pray and that’s it. Go back to work” - US govt

This, you would have to be genuinely retarded to not at least prepare for shortages

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TBH people should always be somewhat prepared. Especially if they live in a city. I bulk buy non-perishables as a habit, mostly because I look for good deals and buy a ton at a time, but it's good insurance against shit like this. I'm more worried about another Carrington event than anything.

First, I was speaking for the entire list of diseases, the user gave, and second, by "new disease," in terms of coronavirus, it should have been obvious I referring to a new strain of it, the Covid-19. If don't know how viruses of the same family can have greatly different properties of infection, maybe you do some very basic medical reading yourself.

Professionals in hazmats transporting the infected. Nurses with sheets covering them for privacy

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Enjoy your ching chong hyper autism

no, watch TV, panic! Glad they have something else to freak out about other than Trump and the Dem candidate. Got to get them ratings somehow.

>new type of corona virus

Hey retard The flu and cols virus changes slightly every year doesnt mean its new.
Continue to be a retars full of fear

I work at target and haven't had any issues like this. Out of hand sanitizer but still have disinfectants and shit paper. People are buying some extra but getting plenty in still. Of course I live in the Midwest in an area with few niggers so that may explain it.

I dont see how it's worth it. If the world goes into chaos and there's not food left in your city, a few cans of beans and rice in your basement isn't going to help much. You'll be dead in a few weeks either way

Y2K was actually a major potential catastrophe that was avoided because tens of thousands of programmers worked on fixing code for 12 hours a day.
Power grid would have failed.
Financial institutions would have lost trillions when computers couldn't justify 1999>1900.
Everything from assembly lines to ports would enter limp mode.

You had aids? Gross.

>what is fight or flight
Stop acting, you would lose your mind and start eating your couch or go hunting after a month

I have about 6 months worth of food at any given time. I save money doing this too since buying in bulk when shit is on sale tends to be cheap. If shit really went to hell, many people would be dead during that time and would free up resources for survivors.

You can survive weeks without food but only a few days without water. You're going to die. It's not like a storm where you know things will bounce back after a day or two.

More like a week

Water is everywhere. Just buy some good survival filters.

Youll need 6 months worth of water too

>chinese
>aren't animals
kek

Nice b8 retard

Ok so youre going to walk to a lake every time you get thirsty?

Still keeping to the retarded computers getting confused narrative 20 years later

You mean the stuff that falls from the sky? Get a filter and boil it.

You forgot
>Japan shut down all schools
>china lied millions are sick and dying
>china man this virus

Boil it with What?you'll have no electricity. So stock up on 6 months of firewood as well

Fill a fucking jug you dumbass, you have to be from the south

Fill your bathtub.

don't you have one ?

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I have a pond in my back yard. Also it's not like the water system would shut down (unless there's a major power event.) I also have a backup water container that fits into a tub. And yes, throughout human history, people have tended to live near water for this very reason.

it's a shame that people dont turn in to zombies when they get the virus

It is just the fucking flu.

Everything you just described is people overreacting and taking preemptive measure. I could know that somebody is gonna flick everybody on their forehead next week and cancel all the schools let all the prisoners out of jails and buy everything in the store. Same shit. Just overreacting.
I’m legit pretty sure I got the Corona virus a couple weeks back in ATL. I went to the world of coke which involves alot of physical interactive exhibits. So i touched some shit and probably my face and got sick. I had every. single. Symptom of corona virus and was pretty sick, had a fever, chills, body aches, couching, etc. it’s a week and a half later now and all i have is a cough and feel a bit tired. And thats after 2 big midterms during that time. You little faggots are so fucking sensitive and treat everything like the world is fucking ending over such small shit. Remember when Trump started WWIII not even like 2 or 3 months ago? You niggers need xanax.

But if there's a virus outbreak the last thing you'd want to do is go outside. Not every one has a pond in their backyard either

proof Americans are fucking stupid

Your house is full of flammable objects and assuming you don't live in a concrete hell you can head into the woods and pick up fallen sticks and leaves. If you live in the city you might as well kill yourself today. Not because of future dangers, but because you're better off dead.

Yeah because we took these same precautions for the same illness going around all year forever

I don't think Japan officially closed all schools, I think the government just recommended that schools close. But they're not dumb, so most are..

It's not "the flu". It has a death rate 200x that of the flu. Stop parroting bullshit from the CCP.

You are using people overreacting to gauge how bad something is. Nothing has even happened yet and you are measuring how bad it is. How stupid do you feel?

I don't give a fuck about those people, I only care about myself. I mostly did it for the looks but it has the added benefit of being a reservoir if you have lifestraws or other filters. The filtration is the major aspect. There is always water around unless you live in a fucking desert.

Requires fuel

The OP is from London and the 2nd pic is from Australia

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soon all burgers in the shelf ll be empty too and the fat "typical" american ll go nuts for a diabetes burger that they need right now or they ll die from under malnutrition cause theey haven't eaten in 2 hours !!!!!

You don't remember when the common cold killed thousands of people in a month and shut down half the world in quarantine?

/sarcasm

Lock prisons. Dont return for six months.

Yeah but the only people who are dying from it in non third world communist countries are old niggers with previous medical complications.

A death rate of 2% ain’t shit. 2% of you are probably too fucking dumb to probably turn off the stove after you cook.

I haven't done a single thing differently. The shit is just the media trying to scare you.

Thanks for the clarification and thank you for realizing how wrong i am.

Says hes a survivor, never leaves his basement not even to poop. Yeah nerd real people talk we fucked maybe you basement dwellers can repopulate the earth with ugly babies when we're dead.

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more easily storageble (?) than electricity

Coronavirus is a nothingburger. Take it from Trump. He knows what's up. twitter.com/Politidope/status/1235415582931066880

I still don't wash my hands after I piss

Unless you literally live next to a lake getting water is not easy. Also what happens when your peice of shit 30$ filter breaks? For most people, you would need to walk for miles then carry back a 50 pounds worth of water, not exactly easy