Doomsday prepping

Doomsday prepping

What have you stockpiled so far?

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Kill yourself
Crawl back to pol vermin

Nothing, cause not a boomer... You boomer.

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Nothing. Without guns and a lot of people all you are doing is collecting supplies for the biggest gang on the block. Doomsday prepping is a joke.

shut up, me and the boys are excited for the free shit guarded by 1-6 fat white scared autismos.

My prep is simply logging locations lol.

not much. I already have decent stocks of rice, beans, misc proteins, and cleaning supplies so I've just been topping up on some longer-life breads and nuts. Need to pick up some milk powder but it's sold out locally.

I'm only really prepping for a few weeks, and I'll have plenty for that.

bottled water isn't going to help come doomsday, you need a filtration system

Just you wait until half your town is down with the flu. Sure no one is going to die, but literal fuck tonnes will be sick and miserable at the same time... and unable to leave the house for basic supplies for a week.

Then you will regret not buying paracetamol, bottled water and baked beans when the stores run out.

TBH I don't get the toilet paper thing. Seems to be limited relative value in an isolation lockdown

>I'm only really prepping for a few weeks
This is adequate. I have 200 ibuprofen, 200 paracetamol and 100 pseudoephedrine. 50 litres bottled water and enough canned food for about 2 weeks.

I laugh at you zoomers who will die for want of a codral

>bottled water
if the water supply goes down you're gonna be fucked either way.

>I don't get the toilet paper thing
it's better than not having it, and it's long life. if it takes a year to get through, who cares?

A lot of it is just a feedback loop. You see no toilet paper on the shelves for a few days? as soon as some comes in you're buying it before the others do.

> 200 ibuprofen, 200 paracetamol and 100 pseudoephedrine
I've for about 50 of the first two, but sudafed is fucking annoying to get. 100 would have the police breaking down my door as a suspected meth lab.

Yeah if you actually run out of toilet paper in self isolation just hop in the shower and bend over

I live down under and everyone here is stockpiling bog roll. Here is a headline from today - Police taser man who got violent over lack of toilet paper

Thinking you'll be able to read a map, incel.

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12 jars of my own piss in case I run out of water

Fishing rod and supplies, plus I already have backpacking gear. I really don’t need more than that

>0.1% death rate for doomsday
Retards. Complete retards. If I could, I would intentionally get the disease to get it out of the way and get a few weeks paid sick leave.

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Well its everywhere go get it boi

And btw noone checks on u when u call in sick fking child

Yes they do, people just don't like you.

You don't have to die for doomsday.

You guys flip this off so nonchalantly as if it's a long walk on the beach. Its a fucking terrible experience getting a new strain of flu. Nausea, congestion that won't let up, coughing for days on end so bad your throat is raw. Sweats until you are dehydrated and my god that migrane.

Yeah, you won't die but for a while there you will wish you did.

And you will get it. 100%

sometime in the next year or so.

2 weeks of Rice, pasta, stock cubes, jerky, @3500 calories per day per person. chlorine, water filter, fire lighting equipment, logs.
Better than nothing.

tfw when NEET 5th worlder never go outside, not even worried about this gook flu

85% experience *no* symptoms to only mild symptoms you dumb nigger

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3500 calories you fucking fatty

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He could just be tall.

t. 6'6

>76.28% of internet statistics are made up on the spot

Like yours.

Good luck with your immunity superhero power. Otherwise there may be no panadol left at the shop to save your tuff cunt ass when half the town went before you or they won't let your sniffing ass in

Please bennigan's Walmart so I can destroy you

Nothing. I have a good feeling about my odds.

Can't say why. It might be all the goods and services I'm savvy enough to take advantage of during the mass panic and not-so-subtle xenophobia.

Got a bunch of guns. Plan to go straight cannibal by day 2-3 of the apocalypse

Spectrum of disease (N=44415)
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Nigger gonna nig
"
Mild: 81% (36160 cases)

Severe: 14% (6168 cases)

Critical: 5% (2087 cases)"

Can already taste that long pig

>cannibal
>during pandemic
Would not advise.

Ok retard

I got three gallons of isopropanol
yay

Coronavirus is not the flu and the symptoms are different.

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I'm gonna buy a shit ton of etizolam and a bottle of vodka then ride my bike out to a provincial park. I'm going to hike deep into the park, find an isolated spot off the trail and set up a camp. I'm going to drink about 3/4 of the vodka, then mix one last drink that should contain 3 oz of vodka and around 480 mg of etizolam. Gonna chug it down. I plan on having no phone and being far enough into the woods that even if I start to panic I'll be too far away from reaching help. My only fear is that I'll throw enough of it up that I'll end up surviving, probably with long term help ramifications. What do you guys think?

corona virus is the common cold...

Coronavirus can be used to describe multiple viruses. The common cold is a coronavirus. Coronavirus is not the common cold.

Flu jabs worthless?

If you mean vaccines, then yes. Unless you want to avoid catching the flu.

ALL the toilet paper is mine.

>quads
All the toilet paper is his.

Fuck

>Yeah, you won't die but for a while there you will wish you did.

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Can't argue with this

You shall all the toilet paper

That guy works for a pizza or convenience store. I guarantee it.

Considering the flu and sarscov are entirely different viruses, yes. Flu vax isn't going to help you.

faggit im always ready to leave the planet

Haha. I call it a "margin of error". Maybe we'll last 3 weeks instead of 2. Either way we'll be fucking sick of rice and pasta.
Apparently it is accepted wisdom by hardcore preppers that 2 weeks is the MINIMUM time that western national governments will take to respond to a large scale disruption of the usual supply chain.
Based on the weeks and weeks it took for many survivors of Hurricane Katrina to receive aid. This in the supposedly most advanced nation on Earth.
So, being a Britfag, I thought 2 to 3 weeks preparedness will be sufficient. After that, I can just desert from my Army Reserve unit, bringing as much guns and ammo as possible, to aid shopping for Heinz tins in weakened non-prepper houses, lol.

Not too much, I'm good on food for a year at least maybe two. I've been prepped for any apocalypse for the last decade. Got some more ammo, 2 new cellular trail cams, various eneloop kits, four new lifepo4 solar batteries, rigged up another solar freezer and got a new 12v solar submersible well pump. Refreshed my basic anti-b's, iosats, basic meds (expiration dates) and I craiglisted up a 500 gallon heating oil tank and loaded her up with fresh diesel, and topped off the gasoline tanks (old boat tanks from free craigslist boats) with non-ethanol 91. About another 640 gals.
You know, just the basics.

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If you Prep, or even thought about Preppin and considered it....then you are Retarded. And you are draggin down your family with your mental illness. Definatly KYS.

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decent prep

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Every shop i go to all the toilet paper is completely gone, never seen anything that strange in my life.

>hot pockets
>mountain dew
>generator
>500 gallons fuel
>router
>5 PCs
>1/4lb weed
Who's coming over for apocalypse lan party?

>tfw I have genuinely run out of toilet paper and can't even find a 4 pack because the world is full of reactionary fuck stains

Gotta love the fucking idiots just emptying out stores over a flu virus, nothing wrong with a small supply but clearing out shelves is just a dickhead thing to do.

Coronavirus is not influenza.

Yeah it's way less significant, yet we have anti-vaxx people for one and panic for the other.

What then shall I say to these digits? Lo, in the end days the unprepared man shall have the dirty butt. Thou be not afraid of the lingering swamp ass that shall not forsake thee all and every night - For know his poofinger stinky shall be the reminder of his ignorance. Blessed is he who had the foresight to buy the TP. Amen!

Well, there's a fate worse than wiping your ass with other grades of paper.

Do you think I'll be ok?

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mostly anything.

One waterspray and a couple sheets of cotton per head, would have done the same f'n deal...

I've got about 18TB of pdf, nearly every book written up until about 1900, in almost every language. And another 10TB of more practical how-to literature when we need to rebuild civilization in our own vision. They're backed up in triplet and stored in separate locations inside faraday.
You know, in case we get bored.

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jacking off seems to be humongously important to you...