Ask a zoophile anything

Ask a zoophile anything.

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are you gay?

Only with dogs and horses. Straight with people.

so you suck their dicks or rape them or both?

Have you ever taken it from a horse?

I mean, I've had sex with an animal before but never raped anyone or anything in my life.

No, but want to. I have a horse dildo at home.

From what brand? What size?

would you ever suck a log of shit out of andy sixx's asshole?

how do you find a horse? like do ya own one, know someone that dose? also bad dragon? i looovovee mine

>From what brand?
Bad Dragon, Chance.
>What size?
XL

fuck my life, if you're not larping that's kind of impressive

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This meme has lasted far too long. I remember getting tired of it back in 2015.

>how do you find a horse?
No idea. You tell me.
>like do ya own one, know someone that dose?
Neither for me.
>also bad dragon? i looovovee mine
I can only tolerate the softer variants. The firmer ones are legit painful.

bummmerrr i know a few girls with horses but theres no way i could ever ask ever. and i would looovee a xl or large chance or rex omg. thats interesting the firmness makes such a big difference.

>bummmerrr i know a few girls with horses but theres no way i could ever ask ever.
Yeesh, that sucks. To be so close and yet so far lol.
>and i would looovee a xl or large chance or rex omg. thats interesting the firmness makes such a big difference.
I recommend a Cole over the Rex but yeah the firmness can make or break your enjoyment of the toy really. Some people like it firm, I don't. It comes down to the individual person, like a mattress.

I mean...why would anyone larp about being a dogfucker?

like i would be sooo happy to put all it cum in me, use it as lube anyhting ughhh

just look at rex doe, pure sex appeal, and i dont life the softer firmnesses makes it harder to ride but i can imagine it makes the xls easier to take, like rex's xl knot in firm has to be ax experience just to get in. then i bet its staying in till your hole is so loose it slops out

are you a furry?

You would think, but Cole's knot is actually a lot more ergonomic. It snaps in harder and stays in longer than Rex's. Also, Cole isn't as wobbly as Rex. Cole is just easier to deal with all around.

Nope. I'm not particularly interested in anthropomorphized animals.

Lmao!

hmm ill have to look into it

also pro tip tie the horse up so it cant hump, thats how mr hands died. and im sure you dont want that on ur obituary lol

Yeah, no don't tie up any animals. That's not really ethical.
Just don't take horse diq until you know for sure you can do it. Mr. Hands is just one case, but tons of others have successfully gotten fucked by horses full-force and they're fine.

From what I've seen, the furries actually really hate the zoophiles with a strong passion. More than most people. But I think that passion is mostly performative.
Not that there's a correlation between furries and zoophiles or anything, but there is a negative stigma around furries so they have to really try hard to project and emphasize that they are not, in fact, attracted to real animals.

i dont mean tie up so it cant move at all thats awful, just like you would tie one up so it wouldnt run away.

and that i didnt know. ill have to do some more research. you know of any good sites to find vids?

yeuh im a furry thats into both and thats spot on.

Other than the obvious forum whose name we do not speak, no. They're getting shut down left and right. You just have to look really hard, you'll find stuff.

i do knot know of these forms :/ and thats too bad

ZV is a good place to start.
Yeah, it sucks but there's not really much that can be done about it.

why do you listen to this?

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I don't but thanks for the rec! I'll check it out.

youtube.com/watch?v=s1IMovemHwA&feature=youtu.be&t=318

>that thumbnail
Not clicking. That's the most horrifying, unspeakable image I've ever seen in my life. Genuinely can't think of anything worse.

NIGGER THAT WAS NOT A REC YOU DEGENERATE

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Welp, I'm checking it out anyway.

Are you a complete loser irl or do you have a redeeming quality or two?

I'd like to think I have some redeeming qualities.

check out now and post reaction

Have you ever fantasized about fucking a snake?

i have put a dead one inside my ass but it had fangs so i didnt fuck it

What’s the best website to see hot milfs get knotted and actually get off on it?

r/redrocketmilfs

Will do. I've seen it around, but never actually listened to an episode.

No, I'm only really attracted to dogs and horses.

This isn’t giving a return. Is it a private subreddit?

My god some of these episodes are 2 hours long

m.youtube.com/watch?v=LsSwE3v9StA
start it at 2 minutes and let me know what you think

Like what? Do you have a job? I imagine being a neet with a bad family, no normal friends, and too much time on the internet is the only way you could aquire a paraphilia this pathetic.

What is your favorite animal to have sex with?

>Like what? Do you have a job?
I do.
>I imagine being a neet with a bad family, no normal friends, and too much time on the internet is the only way you could aquire a paraphilia this pathetic.
I didn't 'acquire' this paraphilia at all. It's been with me since as far back as I can remember. It's not like I slid into degeneracy or anything; I've just always had a strong attraction to animals.
Zoophilia doesn't stem from failure. You don't just find yourself attracted to animals because they're your only option. I've been in romantic relationships with people as well.

Dogs, but I've only ever had sex with a dog before. I'm also attracted to horses as well.

the neets are always the ones going on and on about degeneracy and societal decline

I have a couple of mares that I've been thinking about messing around with for about two and a half years now. Any recommendations for doing it without spooking them and having them run off or worse kick me?

You were in highschool

I don't really believe you. Most likely you have all kinds of mental and social problems but youre hiding them to normalize your paraphilia.

Anyway, do you look at a dog and think ''damn thats a sexy dog, look at the ass on that dog.'' In other words, are you actually attracted to dogs & horses the same way you're attracted to human females?

Who is your preferred presidential candidate? a man who puts objects in his anus that means Bernie, right?

can you please fap to this?

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>a man who puts object in his anus that means Bernie, right?

I fucking kek’d

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Yes I'm sure all the normal hard working adults have no judgement for men who want to let horses fuck them in the ass.

I don't recommend initiating or attempting with an animal that's uncomfortable engaging with you sexually. You shouldn't try to coerce them into cooperation.

...? What?

Everyone's got mental issues anyway, depression and anxiety are so rampant memes about them get shitloads of attention from people who relate. It's highly improbable that you'll ever find a perfect specimen that doesn't have at least one emotional hangup.
Still, you don't have to believe me; that's fine. It's not like there's anything I could say that would earn your approval, and I don't need your approval, so it all works out.
>Anyway, do you look at a dog and think ''damn thats a sexy dog, look at the ass on that dog.'' In other words, are you actually attracted to dogs & horses the same way you're attracted to human females?
I'm not attracted to the same parts; I don't look at a dog's ass and think, "Goddamn, that's a nice ass," or anything like that. I find myself more attracted to them on a romantic basis, although there are still immediate physical attributes I find visually attractive, like faces and types of fur. But mostly it's a personality thing.
I also have turn-offs, I'm not really into small dogs like chihuahuas and pugs. They seem almost like dog-adjacent animals to me.
>Who is your preferred presidential candidate?
I'm kind of apolitical but if I had to choose, yeah, it'd probably be Bernie or Warren.

That's horrifying to see.

If you're asking this, you don't have mares.

normal hard working adults legit don't think about degeneracy as much as neets do. you don't see normies going off constantly about the destruction of society, they just flat-out don't think about it outside of hearing about pedophilia on the news or something

Have you had your testosterone levels checked or do you have reason to believe you have low test? What you're saying sounds a lot like what women particularly lesbians say.

So let's say youre jacking off to a dog or a horse? What are you imagining?

Read some history and youll realize that is false.

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>Have you had your testosterone levels checked or do you have reason to believe you have low test? What you're saying sounds a lot like what women particularly lesbians say.
Not responding to this one.
>So let's say youre jacking off to a dog or a horse? What are you imagining?
Having sex with that dog or horse.

Human women cannot compare

Sure they can.
Humans are good too.

I mean, I find humans kind of attractive sometime, but it's usually only surface-level attraction and even then, I only find them a little bit attractive.

I get turned on at the legs when they knot and rape the shit out of you

have you ever drank animal piss or eaten animal feces?

Your edge.....

How do I know if they're comfortable doing things with me sexually? The one is really comfortable around me, comes to me the second she sees me enter the field, and she follows me down the fence when I'm seeing my gelding. The other one is less comfortable with me and I'm still in the trust building phase with her. We've only had her for about three years while the other one was a homebred

No, I'm not a coprophiliac or urophiliac.

Can I rape you? Like everyone has raped you all your life? You know for free, you know as a mantenido