Can we get a ylyl thread rollin?????

Can we get a ylyl thread rollin?????

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Bump

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>TFW I was at home sick on penis inspection day and had to have my penis inspected by Mr Smith the gym teacher the next week, Instead of the cute school nurse.

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F

Daily reminder that we’re all going to die

Also
Worst ylyl ever op is a faggot

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He had surprisingly soft hands

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Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down

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LOL

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i had sex with those 2 b4

Nice cock. 8/10.

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lost

dont ge tit

I wish that were me. (I have a serious nurse fetish.)

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The fact that you're scrolling through this thread is why projekt melody will be the closest thing humanity will get to replicant gfs.

fucking lost

Child pornography is not allowed on Yas Forums. You have been reported to the FBI.

welcome newfags

not really "funny" just neat.

Suck my dick

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Rip

ctual true story inbound.
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down

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Just watched the Irishman and this message me chuckle good

Lotta phone posters on today.

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>A

you mean bump-stock

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Cry harder caronazone, flu has killed more people this year than that stupid slope virus

I was playing along, retard.

march break user, summerfags

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Eat shit faggot

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Don't insult the Dubs of Truth

Better.

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Can someone explain this to me

another unfunny ylyl I see

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"How many Assholes do we got on this ship?"

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its one of those "everyone pretends to get the joke when there isnt one" things

Did he die

I just realized all you need to do is order foam and anything can be a stealth case

Jesus Christ. Reported and thinking about calling the police.

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that one got me good back in the day.

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who writes an I from the bottom

this is dumb

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Slow clap

People in the future is smarter than us.

There's no I in up and no I in down either.

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Fucking MODS MODS this nigger posted CP!!!
How the fuck can she even take that what the fuck!

The whole damn thread this post is the only thing that made me exhale heavily through my nose... YLYL threads are such a waste of time these days

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