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BASED THREAD
actual chuckle
based god jesus
Actual true story inbound:
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
>laughs uncontrollably
>tell my father this
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>announces it was "fun"
>sis comes home
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>they go out
>discuss for a few minutes
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>visibly nervous
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>few days later, brings the dude home
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>17 at the time
>be me
Actual true story inbound
lost
I kekd so hard a spontaneously combusted
Checkmate corona virus
Diarrhea
Coronavirus protection level 100
Lost
The very definition of boomer cartoons, it's perfect
There fucking reddit troll cartoons you beta
Newfag trash. Fuck off to reddit
*EXPAND DONG*
They're* please pass high-school and then come back
Niggersaurus rex
Grammar nazi
BOTTOM TEXT
LMAO
WHEN U KILL NIGS
>doing things correctly is apparently wrong according to me
Id hit the guy it was pointing at just for a chuckle
>nit picking grammar on an anonymous image board just to show how superior i am
Hot glue an NBC filter on and stretch a big latex baloon piece over the bottom to seal to your neck and you have a pretty decent nigger rigged wuflu hat.
What game is this?
Lost!
>beer
>porn
What a low fucking energy shit. Someone actually spent time making this Everyone knows beer and porn go together like Nails and ice cream.
only the oldest of oldfags remember. Yas Forums truly was good in the past.
Final Fagasy
word
A better comic with a bigger audience would have enjoyed watching user get stoned with the dog and going for a walk, meeting another woman, because with as much rampant feminism going on, men take significantly less shit than they apparently did in the boomer years.
What a terrible life these post war boomers lived, they had an easy career but they got their dicks cut off and women abused them, and they brought it entirely on themselves.
I am shining a turd and a boomer obviously finished it, there are unsecured walls and drywall cracking in every corner. It's bad on a level only a boomer could muster, believing he's the master.
ff9 and this is golden i lost fuck you for this user
how many of these are out there? so epic!
Fucking nuke em plz
fucker
>all those MEN who're not defending their own country against religious radicals.
Every single one of these guys could be a nigga with a garrote killing guard post Jafar for shiggles.
Does anyone have that picture of the Asian guy eating another soldiers brain in a trench.
now thats one i havent seen
Some background chuckles while we all call each other names and fling the (You)s around
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ylyl's have truly fallen in taste and quality, if there's any other candyasses here, post old greentexts
You ruined it, you fuck head
>1 white = 3 magma
Fucking got me
Friend sent me this, it was a fun story.
ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
Heretic
God dammit
FUCK YOU
I said, my friend sent me this
Yas Forums niggas can't even read nowadays.
oh shit!
The absolute state of Yas Forums
kys y'all
OMG IS SHE OK?
i ... oh god dammit!
Can someone add a feminine penis to her?
v
No u
you monkey fucker
Gold
That's some next level survival desu
lol
Mysterio?
UA 8698 dinosaur
2020 is the tru yeer of the gamers
I have now clue, but my jimmies are rustled.
Who the f is Veronica?
GOSH DERN NEWFEGS
kek
Man cannot remake himself without suffering, for he is both the marble and the sculptor.
Nice OP. Picture made me chuckle before even clicking on the thread. Lost.
Kikes!
Oh the mix of keks and feels from that pic user
keked
wut is B
somewhat wholesome and nice.
r/CasualUK pleb.
Never hit play, disliked
FFFUUCK
checkem
Absolutely lost
>Wtf I've never ever been or have seen anyone bitten by a random kid in a store.
>Autist/100
i knew it
Well, look at you, Mr. Fancypants.
Mr. I-Can-Afford-To-Shop-At-Places-Without-Child-Bitings
I'm sure your silver-spoon ass hasn't seen lots of stuff, but I assure you, they are real.
I usually never reply to this faggotry but this is fucking glorious
are you fucking serious
I lost tot his
more
Lost
Kek
Hang yourself cunt