ITT: Shit that bothers you in porn

>woman moans and groans even before she's actually gagged
>every woman has a tattoo
>woman is clearly too old to be doing that sort of thing
>other party is creepy old dude
>gratuitous lesbian scene

I hate creampies and when they zoom in on the guy's taint and ass when he's fucking the girl, fuck off camera man no one wants to see that shit

shit that bothers you in porn:
>Feeling tired as fuck after cooming to it
>Not having hard dick anymore
>Warped mind so in real life encounter you couldn't get hard unless it's interracial pregnancy cuckold porn where the bitch shoots a watergun
>supporting an addiction like this that's also run by long noses
Also cumbrains are unbereable retards most of the time, even when they're normies

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>men
>people not looking comfortable in what they are doing
>camgirls
>fake any body parts
>aggressive acting (for the most part)

Professional porn in general is very bad

>guy either looks like a douchebag who hangs out at gas stations for fun or someone's 50 year old fat hairy balding uncle
Why can't straight porn have attractive men?

>Cut dicks
>Pierced vaginas
>Girls covered in makeup

Yeah what's wrong with two people and some shitty cam, it honestly ruins it when you know there are like 20 people watching the scene

In jav it seems really common for the guy to jam his fingers into a girl and irritate her bladder until she pisses all over the place, and then they both pretend it's cum.

Obnoxious and gross.

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>roleplay
>loud moaning or cringy platitudes like "AW YES FUCK ME WITH YOUR BIG DICK OH GOD"
>camera guy talks or breathes into the microphone
>when they're wearing fucking socks
>hot/cute girl but the guy's penis is small/thin
>cut dick
>actors breaking the fourth wall

But the thing I hate the most is when you watch a very nice produced video with handsome actors who have nice chemistry and then his load is just an anticlimactic, pathetic dribble

Seriously what's the reason for the awful small loads in professional porn? 8 out of 10 male actors just can't produce more than a few weak droplets. Are those idiots not drinking enough or masturbating constantly? Even I'm able to shoot several ropes almost two feet when I haven't fapped for seven days.

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any asshole
why would i want to jack off to anything but the act of sex itself

>when your favorite pornstar retires

probably because he has to come 10 times a day evryday
>mouth
>vag
>ass
>alright turn around and get on your knees while i furiously jerk it for 5 minutes until i come on your face

>uncut dick
Theres something really satisfying about watching an uncut dick enter a hole. The way the head goes in first then the foreskin lags behind seems so erotic.

Her spine is really short

>He is bothered about unmutilated penises
How accurate does pic related depict you?

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When the girl is being super quiet and all you can hear is the man softly going "ooh ooh ooh" shit is actually funny but not when I'm trying to crank one out/off.

>foot fetish out of nowhere
You seem like you're easily distracted unless you mean legit foot-fetish where the guy starts slobbering on her feet and all you can see is the guys face with the feet. Otherwise you're just looking for shit to be upset about.

>When the girl is being super quiet and all you can hear is the man softly going "ooh ooh ooh" shit is actually funny but not when I'm trying to crank one out/off.

This is actually just realistic.

>t. regular joe

It depends. Some girls moan, some don't. Although I think many girls only moan because they think they're supposed to

>they zoom in on the pussy/ass while the guy is fucking her

>fake, loud moaning
>dogshit acting
> references to incest within the video
>no creampie