>pierced nipples
>backwards hat
>camera guy wont shut the fuck up
>view of guy's ass
>quality is movie/tv standard
>black/dark brown dick
>uncut dick
>dick is like 13 inches long
>girl is sucking on dildo but pretending it's a real person
>smoking
>"are you being serious *brother*, yes i am *sister*"
>one of them winks or purposely moans at the fucking camera
>tits are monstrous and clearly not real
ITT: Shit that bothers you in porn
>girl won't shut up
>fake moaning
>fake tits
>overly buff guys
>sounding
>foot fetish out of nowhere
>incest
good work, all that needed to be said
>about to cum
>3 minutes still left in the video
>Almostfuckingthere.jpg
>video ends and goes to a black screen for 3 minutes
>cum to black screen
The blacks always win
>cum at black screen
am a retard and came twice to the blacks
All of these are problems with human porn. It seems like a lot of these things that bother you break the fourth wall or your immersion.
>human porn
i dont watch porn if the guy has a different color dick then me ill watch if the girl is a different race right id watch black bitch fucks white guy porn or whatever anyday but if its shit like black guy fucks black girl or blakc guy fucks white girl i turn that shit OFF just cant watch a non white dick fuck a girl
>cliche phrases
>fake moans
>Girl is like a pokemon and only has up to 4 moves (and the porn lasts more than an hour)
>uncut dick
I can understand the other ones but why does this bother you? Mutilated cocks are freaky looking
>woman moans and groans even before she's actually gagged
>every woman has a tattoo
>woman is clearly too old to be doing that sort of thing
>other party is creepy old dude
>gratuitous lesbian scene
I hate creampies and when they zoom in on the guy's taint and ass when he's fucking the girl, fuck off camera man no one wants to see that shit
shit that bothers you in porn:
>Feeling tired as fuck after cooming to it
>Not having hard dick anymore
>Warped mind so in real life encounter you couldn't get hard unless it's interracial pregnancy cuckold porn where the bitch shoots a watergun
>supporting an addiction like this that's also run by long noses
Also cumbrains are unbereable retards most of the time, even when they're normies
>men
>people not looking comfortable in what they are doing
>camgirls
>fake any body parts
>aggressive acting (for the most part)
Professional porn in general is very bad
>guy either looks like a douchebag who hangs out at gas stations for fun or someone's 50 year old fat hairy balding uncle
Why can't straight porn have attractive men?
>Cut dicks
>Pierced vaginas
>Girls covered in makeup
Yeah what's wrong with two people and some shitty cam, it honestly ruins it when you know there are like 20 people watching the scene
In jav it seems really common for the guy to jam his fingers into a girl and irritate her bladder until she pisses all over the place, and then they both pretend it's cum.
Obnoxious and gross.
>roleplay
>loud moaning or cringy platitudes like "AW YES FUCK ME WITH YOUR BIG DICK OH GOD"
>camera guy talks or breathes into the microphone
>when they're wearing fucking socks
>hot/cute girl but the guy's penis is small/thin
>cut dick
>actors breaking the fourth wall
But the thing I hate the most is when you watch a very nice produced video with handsome actors who have nice chemistry and then his load is just an anticlimactic, pathetic dribble
Seriously what's the reason for the awful small loads in professional porn? 8 out of 10 male actors just can't produce more than a few weak droplets. Are those idiots not drinking enough or masturbating constantly? Even I'm able to shoot several ropes almost two feet when I haven't fapped for seven days.
any asshole
why would i want to jack off to anything but the act of sex itself
>when your favorite pornstar retires
probably because he has to come 10 times a day evryday
>mouth
>vag
>ass
>alright turn around and get on your knees while i furiously jerk it for 5 minutes until i come on your face
>uncut dick
Theres something really satisfying about watching an uncut dick enter a hole. The way the head goes in first then the foreskin lags behind seems so erotic.
Her spine is really short
>He is bothered about unmutilated penises
How accurate does pic related depict you?
When the girl is being super quiet and all you can hear is the man softly going "ooh ooh ooh" shit is actually funny but not when I'm trying to crank one out/off.
>foot fetish out of nowhere
You seem like you're easily distracted unless you mean legit foot-fetish where the guy starts slobbering on her feet and all you can see is the guys face with the feet. Otherwise you're just looking for shit to be upset about.
>When the girl is being super quiet and all you can hear is the man softly going "ooh ooh ooh" shit is actually funny but not when I'm trying to crank one out/off.
This is actually just realistic.
>t. regular joe
It depends. Some girls moan, some don't. Although I think many girls only moan because they think they're supposed to
>they zoom in on the pussy/ass while the guy is fucking her
>fake, loud moaning
>dogshit acting
> references to incest within the video
>no creampie