>another man left me once he found out how gassy i am constantly
Another man left me once he found out how gassy i am constantly
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thats fucking nasty go see a doctor or something jesus fuck
GAGAGAHGAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU
that just means you eat garbage food
whatever it is, even if it's "healthy," it's still garbage if it makes you fart
I'll date you, I dont think I'd mind as long as you're not one of those types that brags about it and is real vulgar about it
Hahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahaha wtf
can't believe i'm the first to say this...
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP
oh yeah almost forgot you're gassy all the time because you're a man getting fucked up the ass by another man. gays have high partner counts, get used to it
bro just change your diet lmao
did you cupcake him too many times?
>lactose intolerant
>love cheese and eat it anyway
>bf hates farts
>tfw you tease him whenever a movie or show has a couple comfortable enough to fart infront of each other
>start farting in front of him to test the waters
>tfw he is just grossed out
it doesnt help that my ass cheeks make every fart sound like a shart my pants.