/britfeel/

When I watch porn I find myself becoming extremely resentful about the sex I have with my girlfriend. She's so fucking useless, zero effort, doesn't even make an attempt to tug me off.

That other cunt has to have been baiting, no one can be that stupid and uninformed

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having a lucozade lol

Oh you're seething lid, ruddy seething

It's you that's seething lad.
Hence the hate in your post.
Begone.

It's not just about them going on a date. They are extremely lewd and get upset when exposed. Some even have partners.
Hooking up with someone after a few messages whether you find them attractive or not is shameful behaviour and they know it, that's why they get so mad. Catfishman IS based, he really shines a light on the true nature of women.

And don't take this the wrong way, I fuck these kinds of girls. I wouldn't date them.

That pic is literally me. I'd spark out any other fit in this thread with ease. Simple bloody as!

*shits up the thread*

>gas chamber tier twigmen trying to talk about training
Fuck off and drink some milk. THREE SCOOPS BABY

>The #nest have started posting at night to destroy womfy hours
They really won't stop until all the womfiness of britfeel is gone will they?

>he isn't part of the discord group so seethes about it all day
we're howling at this post in the discord chat

>howling
The words "seething" lid

You can be full of womfiness and wumpa, but you cannot sleep next to a mad dog. If we are weak, our thread will become entirely seether. These are times in which even a comfy post is an act of defiance.

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>womfiness
You've shit this place up.
We're fighting against you.

>We're fighting against you.
Confirmation that the #nest orchestrated the attack on HHL... diabolical...

Are you team #NonceNest or team #PaedoPen?

No, they get mad because they expected to meet with Chad and instead they got some subhuman incel. If you matched with a hottie on tinder who wanted to go out on a date with you, you meet up with her and you're met by a 20 stone ogre, how would you feel?

>Comfy lads talking about videogames, what they watched, some nice music, what they've got to snack on or drink
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T DO THAT YOU'RE SHITTING UP THE THREAD STOP STOP STOP NOOOOOOOOOO

Der Seether. He starts arguments. He fuels arguments.

now, maybe other Yas Forums lad has bigger muscles

but i ask this, who has the bigger dissacioative tolerance, hmm? i do not think its him

Me thinks the wumpagrind don't stop

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Oh ffs lads it's May

All women use good angles and filters to spruce up their photos. They're never as attractive as in their pictures.
So yeah I'm used to it, a lot of them cut off their body too so you get an apple when you expect a normal sized human.
I still shag them. It's just the top shagger life.

No I'm talking about the thread, not whatever shit you spam to cause rifts.
You outsiders have ruined this thread.
When you have dedicated posters that try stop conversation by posting shitty gimmicks posters will get annoyed.

MAY DAY RIOT WAHEY

This thread ain't big enough for the both of us, lid

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Movies that feature women having explosive diarrhea
>Bridesmaids
>The Perfection
>The Green Inferno
any more?

>Lads posting frogs and talking about nothing in particular is the problem

Ok Seether.

I know I fucked up, I'm just a loser
Don't deserve wizza, guess I'm a quitter
Didn't protect Helper, I'm just here thinkin'
'Bout what I should've done
I've been lonely, mm, apu

La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Lonely (I'm a lonely apu)
La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Lonely (super lonely)

Now I'm in the bathtub, cryin'
Think I'm slowly sinking, bubbles in my eyes
Now, maybe I'm just dreamin'
Now I'm in the sad club, because I'm missing Helper (lonely)

I'm a sad apu, in this big world
It's a mad world
All of my frens know what's happened
You're all seethers

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If you all have love for me, I have love for you all. That's my philosophy

Not really though. they post womfy and whatever other buzzwords to rile people up.
As I said, they spam it. It's not apu posting of old, it's done as a gimmick because fatlad came and tried to hijack apu. Say what you want but this isn't my first day here. I've watched what's happened.

>at the Pocket Car Circuit to enjoy my hobby
>these two kids who always hang out are usually there
>one day, one asks me to help out and find out why his friend is so distant
>go to the local park to see him playing with a girl, suddenly twigs
>he wants to keep the girl to himself
>these guys are about 12/13 so it's hilarious to me
>turns out she likes pocket racers too and customises her own racer
>invite them all back to the circuit to foget about this
>she develops a puppy crush on me, the other kid gets jealous
>he challenges me to a race for her affection
>beat him easily, I've invested serious cash into my pocket racer and he's still using standard kit parts
>she thinks I'm really cool at this point and asks to race me too, if I beat her she says she'll be my girlfriend
>try to laugh it off but she insists
>we race, I win, she declares she is my girlfriend
>being a 20 year old this makes me a bit uncomfortable
>couple of weeks go by and one day a man I don't know approaches me
>asks why she's saying I'm her boyfriend
>before I can explain he calls me a pervert and says he's taking me down to the police station
>says I have one chance to beat him in a pocket circuit race to prove otherwise
>beat him easily
>he falls defeated, says that if my daughter is to date anyone then at least it's with a pro pocket circuit racer
>finally get a chance to explain the situation
>have a beer with him after and a good laugh
>actually ended up becoming good friends

*sobs* what hhl would have said

its not spam its genuine you two faced fuck

No he wouldn't, he'd of said WUMPWUMPY I DO THIS
Then not bother replying to posters. Why do you worship a tripfag? he comes here as wumpagrind and antagonises the thread all because people don't like his gimmick.
Two faced how?

Imagine taking /britfeel/ so sewiously that you get triggy-wiggered by a wittle womfy speaking uwu

Drinking wine while I watch Girls und Panzer, have to say the Anzio battle was a bit disappointing I guess thats their gimmick. Onto der film we go.

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What do you lads respect more? A primary school teacher, a nurse, or an officer of the French Foreign Legion.

feeling proper depressed lads