This pandemic is b-bigger than any one country; it's truly global!
So let's m-make an international meal tonight, Anonymous!
Come have a delicious home cooked meal, prepared with love just for you
This pandemic is b-bigger than any one country; it's truly global!
Asher Sanders
Ethan Gonzalez
So for today's dish, we are going to make chicken tacos!
The ingredients that you'll need for this are as follows:
- 2 tsp chili powder
- 1 tsp ground cumin
- 1 tsp smoked paprika
- 1 tsp oregano
- 1/2 tsp garlic powder
- 1 tsp salt
- 1/2 tsp ground black pepper
- 1 1/2 lbs chicken breast
- 1 tbsp canola oil
Cameron Clark
Pour the chili powder into a small bowl!
Please don't fuck up this step, it's pretty much the first one (aside from assembling the ingredients).
We'll b-be putting a bunch of ingredients in here, so stay tuned
Dominic Long
Alright, it's the cumin's turn to be added to the mix!
So do that.
N-not much to say, but cumin is w-what makes tacos taste the way t-they do, so be sure to add plenty
Matthew Walker
Why did you start posting here as well? I remember seeing these on soc or something a little while ago.
Asher Edwards
I am from Yas Forums
Sebastian Taylor
Next is the paprika! This will give the dish a smoky flavor.
I was supposed to use smoked paprika and didn't have that on hand.
So I didn't.
Use s-smoked if you have it!
Kayden White
Hokay, garlic powder time.
Dump that right in there.
N-not the most interesting instructions, I know.
But essential!
Jonathan Edwards
Time to add the salt!
I know it said "Kosher" but I didn't have that, so sea salt will do.
...plus Yas Forums doesn't like it when I use kosher salt.
Hudson Lopez
Alice-chan i want you to sit on my face, please ma'am
Brandon Bailey
Pepper time!
If you don't want you dish to be too spicy you can skip this step.
I won't judge you too harshly.
Dominic Edwards
No thank you, I'm p-perfectly fine not doing that.
Before I forget, the oregano!
I totally almost forgot this in the dish, but remembered at the very last second!
So put that in the dish.
Owen Carter
Still doing this shit faggot? Get a fucking life already, I haven been here in six months and as soon as I pop in, this is the first thread I see. Your the type of loser that confuses rationality.
Jayden King
I got a serious question. What are the intentions behind this thread? Do you intend to give people motivation in finding new hobby(cooking)? Why do you post this In this godforsaken place?
Jack Ramirez
I've b-been doing this since 2011, dear
Robert Hughes
M-my home board is Yas Forums, t-this place is no more or less godforsaken. I've b-been doing this since 2011 as well
Adrian Miller
Cook the chicken in the heated oil pan until each side is golden brown and the internal temp is 165F.
Make sure your chicken is safe to eat before taking it off the stove!
Julian Diaz
What motivates you to keep on doing this stuff , don't you get a lot of hate from people for doing this stuff ?
also why the green screen in what does your kitchen look like irl?
Julian Scott
Of c-course I do, go check my thread on /bant/
Why w-would that matter?
I wish to help Anonymous, so I'm doing so.
And the green screen is b-because people tried to dox me using my kitchen and murder me
Daniel Cox
Carefully, w-without burning yourself and AFTER you wash your hands thoroughly dice the chicken into bite sized pieces.
You could alternatively choose to s-shred your chicken at this step in a large bowl, or with a stand mixer.
Any way it gets shredded, it doesn't matter; it'll taste the same
Aiden Gutierrez
Omg guyz it's a self bumping bot. Wtf....
James Ramirez
I'm n-not a bot, sorry
Alexander Hill
>And the green screen is b-because people tried to dox me using my kitchen and murder me
Justin Green
this is really cool, you're a cool dude, respect
Ayden Kelly
B-because I'm here to help Anonymous.
Why would I c-care if someone threatens my life?
NOW FOR THE MOST IMPORTANT STEP!
GATTAI! Combine all your stuff on your tacos! I went with some mexican rice, and some cheese!
You can choose to do whatever you want, they're your tacos!
Ian Martin
become my wife so you could cook for me everyday
Landon Rogers
>Why would I c-care if someone threatens my life?
Because at worse case scenario you will die
>B-because I'm here to help Anonymous.
You can't help anyone who doesn't want it. Don't be naive
Eli Ward
I'm a w-woman, but thank you
Hudson Lopez
damn your a real cutie
id use you as a chopping board
Eli Sanders
I'm n-not flat enough for that, I'm afraid.
Ayden Flores
>im a woman
don't be silly, women aren't real, you're a cool bro
Dylan Ross
Doesn't the hate you receive touch you in any way ?
>Life has a 100% death rate.
Well not if you are still young right. As you admited there were people who tried to harm you , doesn't this scare you ?
Aaron Bell
I'm from Yas Forums. Since 2004. Enough said.
Okay.
Thank you so much for coming to my thread and I hope to see you next time!
We've all g-got to stick together in these trying times, so I d-don't mind if you take your angry and frustration out on me, c-calling me tranny, my food bad, etc etc.
Even so, even if you say all that, I made this for you, to the best of my ability, so that you might feel a little less alone even in isolation.
I hope, if my actions cannot reach you, at least these words will. I love you, Anonymous.
With all the love in my infinite heart,
Alice
Gavin Bell
You gonna post on Yas Forums tommorow ?
Anyway it was fun OP , cya