My crush just posted this on her whatsapp status...

My crush just posted this on her whatsapp status, please think of something interesting/funny to say about this so i can initiate a conversation (nothing flirty/sexual I barely talk to her).
Thanks in advance

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shes hungry - offer to buy her groceries

>send audio clip of you farting
>claim you accidentally sent it to her and deny that it was you farting
>then ask what's up

Edible flowers are beautiful, just like you ;)

Id love to eat that, like seriously

Ask why she's eating raw flowers?

Don't do it. You will miss your shot.
If you really like her you should talk to her irl and get her on a date.
There is nothing attractive about "haha nice flowers"
Does she even know how you look like?

Who the fuck would just eat random weeds?
Besides that it has the nutrition value of literal paper, some of these plants are slightly toxic

>is this your secret to be so beautiful?

>you should talk to her irl and get her on a date
what magical land do you live in thats free from the pandemic?