FBI Data Mining Thread

>Height - over 6"0
>>Virgin? - Yes
>>Smoke? - No, Can't cause of bad lungs
>>Drink? - Small amounts of beer, no
>>Tattoos? - None
>>Piercings? - None
>>Relationship Status - Single
>>Biggest Turn-ons - Redheads, Latex, Breasts
>>Biggest Turn-offs - Shit, Men, BDSM
>>Favorite movie - Tommy Boy, (Been a while since I've watched a movie desu)
>>Biggest pet peeve - "Debating"
>>Last text message sent - Honestly, if that's the case than they can just remove it in a simple surgery. He should be fine.
>>What I find attractive in a person - A white girl who is kind, intelligent and quiet. Red or Brunette Hair is nice.
>>Where I would like to live - Poland, right now I've been thinking about Alaska a lot though.
>>One of my insecurities - I'm polish-american, and I worry about being a LARPing Faggot. I'll give you a bonus too: I don't think anyone will ever love me.
>>Last thing I ate: Mac and Cheese

Oats are good. They help protect against heart disease.

>Height
5'6" (167 cm)
>Virgin?
No
>Smoke?
No
>Drink?
No
>Tattoos?
No
>Piercings?
No
>Relationship Status
Single
>Biggest Turn-ons
Can hold a conversation
>Biggest Turn-offs
Dumb one liners and catch phrases, baby talk, etc.
>Favorite movie
Her
>Biggest pet peeve
Singing badly
>Last text message sent
I told my boss that someone called in to work, and that was 9 days ago.
>What I find attractive in a person
An enjoyment of life.
>Where I would like to live
Where I do now.
>One of my insecurities
I will never get better.
>Last thing I ate
Oatmeal

>Tfw FBI watching me spaz out and post my dick all over r9k

FUCKING LOOK AT IIIIIIIIIIT

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>5'3
>yes
>no
>no
>no
>ears only
>single
>men who smell good
>obese, into traps
>stalker
>can't think of any
>'sorry'
>smart, white, deep voice
>texas or georgia
>lips
>cereal

>6'4
>no
>no
>no
>no
>no
>single
>white, asian, flat stomach, medium tits, outdoor sex, submissive women
>obesity, hairy armpits, bad teeth, being a munter
>joker (fuck you I'm not an incel)
>people who are oblivious to the world around them
>"kinda cringe bro"
>intelligence, humour, emotional stability, NICE FUCKING TITS AND ARSE
>2 houses - one in the centre of a huge city (NY, Tokyo etc.) and one in the middle of fucking nowhere
>cum fast, that's literally it
>cheeky curry lad

okay doctor pavel I'll bite
>5'9"
>yes
>no
>no
>no
>no
>single as always
>farts, pajamas, tomboys
>dyed hair, fatties, shitty dirty talk
>2001 maybe? I don't watch many movies
>poor tagging on boorus and e6
>said "okay" to meet my parents for dinner
>good humor, physical health and fitness, cleanliness, fat tits
>Every 6 weeks I quit porn and then 6 weeks later I get right back into it in a vicious cycle, probably my worst habit
>cashews

>>Height
6'3
>>Virgin?
Yes
>>Smoke?
Yes
>>Drink?
Yes
>>Tattoos?
No
>>Piercings?
No
>>Relationship Status
Single
>>Biggest Turn-ons
Soft skin/hair, pleasant smell, slender
>>Biggest Turn-offs
Fat, bad smell, bad teeth
>>Favorite movie
Psych 2017
>>Biggest pet peeve
Having to repeat myself to people with bad hearing, having to explain things multiple times to people with bad thinking
>>Last text message sent
BUY 4HOUR
>>What I find attractive in a person
goals
>>Where I would like to live
Skyline apartment in a big city
>>One of my insecurities
Penis Width
>>Last thing I ate
A few honey mustard flavored pressed pretzels, threw them out though cause all i could taste was the chives they for some reason put on them, horrible.

5'7
No
Weed only
Yes, wine
Few on arms
No
In a 5yr ltr
Big meaty hands
Poor hygeine
Bladerunner
Being gross
To my bf on disc "dinner is ready babe"
Kindness
Oregon
My low iq
Garlic cheesey sticks

>Height
200 centimetres
>Virgin?
No
>Smoke?
No
>Drink?
No
>Tattoos?
No
>Piercings?
No
>Relationship Status
Single
>Biggest Turn-ons
Venus dimples
>Biggest Turn-offs
Smoking
>Favorite movie
Reservoir Dogs
>What I find attractive in a person
Compassion
>Where I would like to live
Japan
>One of my insecurities
Feet
>Last thing I ate
Fruit

Height: 6'4''
Virgin: no
Smoke: no
Drink: rarely
Tattoos: no
Piercings: no
Relationship Status: I have sex with an older wealthy woman that took me as as (I suspect) a boy toy
Biggest Turn-ons: being desired, soft features, nurturing demeanor. Superficially, short hair is cute
Biggest Turn-offs: exclusion, acting a victim of your own circumstance
Favorite movie: Trainspotting (among many)
Biggest pet peeve: victim complex
Last text message sent: How'd you get my number btw
What I find attractive in a person: Intelligence, typical feminine fertility indicators, the capacity to pursue what you want
Where I would like to live: Middle of nowhere, west midwest
One of my insecurities: I'm afraid I come off as aggressive or standoffish
Last thing I ate: Vitamin d3 gummies

>Height
6'4"...
>Virgin
No...
>Smoke
Weed and cigarettes...
>Drink
Beer and whiskey...
>Tattoos
No...
>Piercings
No...
>Relationship Status
FWB
>Biggest Turn-ons
Being older than me...
>Biggest Turn-offs
"Alt" girls...
>Favorite Movie
Clerks...
>Biggest Pet Peeve
Noise complaints...
>Last Text Message Sent
"I was floored but I told her about my anxiety when I'm performing and she said she'd call the guy..."
>What I Find Attractive in a Person
Unconditional support...
>Where I Would Like to Live
On my own...
>One of my Insecurities
Musical ability...
>Last Thing I Ate
Turkey and cheese sandwich...

Way too judgemental.
Fuck is a muesli?
Good movie choice.
>Beverly Hills
I'm your biggest pet peeve.
Good last meal.
Also good movie choice and perfect height.

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>Height
5'10"
>Virgin?
yes, khhv
>Smoke?
no. cigar once a year or special occasions (eg. weddings)
>Drink?
rarely. only socially
>Tattoos?
no, find them disgusting
>Piercings?
no, find them disgusting
>Relationship Status
single
>Biggest Turn-ons
freckles (dusting of them), tomboys, athletic/petite, light eyes (blue, green, grey), legs, nylons/tights/long socks, almost anything pertaining to bondage, pixie cut hair
>Biggest Turn-offs
tattoos, piercings, body-mods, illogical people, overly judgmental personalities, shallow/fake personas, narcissism, rampant obesity, bad teeth (dunno why I notice it always)
>Favorite movie
Gladiator
>Biggest pet peeve
blindly trusting authority or data without questioning or reviewing the data/evidence. Blindly trusting the data without critique.
>Last text message sent
"possibru"
>What I find attractive in a person
authenticity, kindness/empathy, honesty, easygoing/laidback personality, intelligence, bluntness/directness. a cheery demeanor in the face of adversity or even if masking a deeper depression or cynicism.
>Where I would like to live
In the mountains/woods in the middle of nowhere where it is cold, snowy, and has few people. Possibly Japan/Switzerland - but don't want to be a baka gaijin in a land I don't belong. Moreso parts of the US.
>One of my insecurities
my general competence in all things (intelligence, social skills, etc) - mainly anything pertaining to social skills
>Last thing I ate
grilled chicken, spinach, raspberries

>Height
5'10
>Virgin?
No
>Smoke?
Don't smoke cigs anymore but smoke weed every evening a few hours before bed. Helps with colitis symptoms and I enjoy the high, it's a good drug for introverts if you don't get anxious off it.
>Drink?
Yes, more so because of lockdown. I got kidney damage a few years ago so a lot less than I did during uni.
>Tattoos?
One
>Piercings?
No
>Relationship Status
In a relationship, soon to be engaged hopefully
>Biggest Turn-ons
Shy bookwormy girls who suck dick like pornstars
>Biggest Turn-offs
Art-hoes/SJWs , black girls
>Favorite movie
Synecdoche, New York
>Biggest pet peeve
everything pisses me off, this is impossible to answer
>Last text message sent
'thank you' to mother
>What I find attractive in a person
Eyes, ass
>Where I would like to live
For now, where my family are. In retirement, Provence or Mazatlan maybe
>One of my insecurities
My receding hairline
>Last thing I ate
A cheeseburger and salad I made myself using homegrown and locally sourced ingredients

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5 foot 11
Yes
No
No
No
No
Single
Modest with a hint of slut, good ass and overall healthy
Obesity, smelly, needy, obsessive, crazy, poor
Star wars Ep3 ROTS
Any stacy obsessing about their social media or drama queen
Alright
Not too sure; libidos weird rn
London, some place Japenese, LA
I hate my cheeks/ stamina
Peanut butter-banana sandwich its better than it sounds

>>Height
6'2
>>Virgin?
yes
>>Smoke?
no
>>Drink?
yes
>>Tattoos?
no
>>Piercings?
disgusting
>>Relationship Status
autist
>>Biggest Turn-ons
loving femdom gf
>>Biggest Turn-offs
humiliation and anything non monogamous
>>Favorite movie
The Thing
>>Biggest pet peeve
normalfags
>>Last text message sent
i don't know
>>What I find attractive in a person
there personality
>>Where I would like to live
Appalachian Mountains
>>One of my insecurities
being alone
>>Last thing I ate
a burger
now someone be my gf

>6'3
>nope
>Marlboros
>heavily
>want a few, don't have any at the moment
>nope
>single and ready to fucking kill myself
>height difference, choking, lactation, being bitten, soft whimpers
>african features, girls with man hands/feet, outie belly buttons, fake moans, overly noisy deepthroating (who the fuck wants to hear GLARK GLARK GLARK, shit's nasty), women acting controlling
>Predator
>people chewing with their goddamn mouths open
>"It's an American thing tbf." - on hunting, to an Australian grill
>bluntness, cynicism, loyalty, alcoholism, birthing hips, acne scars, big canine teeth, long tongues, girls who masturbate a lot
>a spartan apartment on the top floor of a high-rise, somewhere cold and rainy
>my smile
>double cheeseburger and a menthol, like a real American

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>5'8
>Virgin, no kisses or dates in a very long time
>Vape
>No alcohol
>No tattoos/piercings
>Single AF
>Biggest turn-on: Women who are pale, short, and traditional
>Biggest turn-offs: Women doing drugs, having tattoos, being liberal, etc
>Favorite movie: At the moment, Parasite
>Biggest pet peeve: People being late, taking a long time to do things
>Last text: "I as well"
>What I find attractive in a person: Loyalty, traditional values, kindness
>Where I would like to live: Florida, I'd go saltwater fishing every day
>One of my insecurities: My height (5'8)
>Last thing I ate: Protein wafers by optimum nutrition

>>Height
185cm
>>Virgin?
Yes. not cause of my looks, but due to my social ineptitude.
>>Smoke?
smoke what?
>>Drink?
sometimes
>>Tattoos?
nope
>>Piercings?
not yet
>>Relationship Status
single
>>Biggest Turn-ons
big legs, gentle dom
>>Biggest Turn-offs
cheating, reverse traps, sound/smell/face of men
>>Favorite movie
Frozen is one of them
>>Biggest pet peeve
selfishness, obliviousness, rude
>>Last text message sent
idk, my phone is out of charge so can't check. It was probably a month ago anyway
>>What I find attractive in a person
Caringness, love, big ol legs
>>Where I would like to live
in the middle of nowhere
>>One of my insecurities
i'm annoying/clingy, and my career/education choices.
>>Last thing I ate
soup. potats, carrots, meat, little grains that kinda look like a vagina that i don't know the eng name of, beef stock, and spices.

This was actually kinda fun, interesting questions. PLs don't use this to manipulate me, Mr. FBI Sir.

>even though I'm sportive i have belly fat which i can't get rid of
Count your calories, lose weight, and you'll eventually get there.

>>Height
5'10
>>Virgin?
no
>>Smoke?
no
>>Drink?
sometimes
>>Tattoos?
yes, two
>>Piercings?
yes, septum
>>Relationship Status
single
>>Biggest Turn-ons
extreme femdom (real femdom)
>>Biggest Turn-offs
no idea im an omniphile
>>Favorite movie
matrix, wolf of wall street, catch me if you can
>>Biggest pet peeve
women who do too much small talk
>>Last text message sent
something about work
>>What I find attractive in a person
reserved, cute behavior, not taking oneself too seriously
>>Where I would like to live
sydney or new york if i was rich, or just some english speaking major international city that isnt a bumfuck boring shithole like the place i live in
>>One of my insecurities
everything
>>Last thing I ate
chicken

Please represent the Poles better by eating something healthier than mac and cheese. Thank you.

>Height
194cm
>Virgin?
Nope
>Smoke?
Only when I drink
>Drink?
Socially, about once a month
>Tattoos?
None
>Piercings?
None
>Relationship Status
Just broke up with big tiddy goth gf
>Biggest Turn-ons
Great sense of humour, tomboyish looks, competitivity, having actual interests, loyalty
>Biggest Turn-offs
Bland personality, fear of the law, irrationality, mental instability
>Favorite movie
Fear and loathing in las vegas
>Biggest pet peeve
Short replies
>Last text message sent
Can't have shit in Detroit
>What I find attractive in a person
Sharp wit
>Where I would like to live
Any place with twisty mountain roads and cheap enough gas
>One of my insecurities
People finding out how long I actually trained before I became fun to talk to and humourous
>Last thing I ate
Uncooked chicken nugget