MYTHS AND TRUTHS ABOUT 4CHANSAVIOR

>MYTH: 4chanSavior is retarded
TRUTH: 4chanSavior is actually a highly intelligent, sensitive young man. 4chanSavior scored a 2220 on his SAT (out of 2400) and many people have told him how smart he is. 4chanSavior knows he is probably smarter than the people calling him stupid and he pities them for being so dumb and helpless.

>MYTH: 4chanSavior is gay
TRUTH: 4chanSavior is bisexual and just so you know he has had sex with girls too, so this is just not true at all.

>MYTH: 4chanSavior is a tranny
TRUTH: No I'm not shut up

>MYTH: 4chanSavior should kill himself
TRUTH: 4chanSavior's mom really loves him and he is a valued employee, it would be a waste if he killed himself. This is also a very mean thing to say because 4chanSavior has had some suicide attempts in the past and it's very insensitive to try to make him kill himself like that.

>MYTH: 4chanSavior is schizophrenic
TRUTH: 4chanSavior was diagnosed with schizotypal personality disorder, but really he probably isn't, it's probably just that his social working was a FUCKING BITCH.

>MYTH: 4chanSavior is autistic
TRUTH: 4chanSavior is not autistic, and if he really is schizotypal then that's like the opposite of autism anyhow (see slatestarcodex.com/2018/12/11/diametrical-model-of-autism-and-schizophrenia/)

>MYTH: 4chanSavior is ugly
TRUTH: 4chanSavior is at least a 5/10 and he has been told he is very handsome.

>MYTH: You should filter 4chanSavior
TRUTH: 4chanSavior makes very high quality posts and it would be a complete waste to filter him, you would only be missing out on his creative and interesting posts.

Let me know if you have any more questions or concerns about 4chanSavior, I'm an expert on him.

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Who are you? And why are you talking about yourself in a third person? And why should I know who you are?

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>he talks about himself in the third person

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>Who are you?
Why 4chanSavior of course.

>And why are you talking about yourself in a third person?
To make people laugh.

>And why should I know who you are?
I've been posting intermittently for the last year and a half or so with this tripcode.

I'm here from /twg/ to tell you you're a nigger

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Fair enough. Proceed.

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Stupid fucking gay thread.

>MYTH: this thread is fucking stupid and gay
TRUTH: This thread is very funny and informative, and everybody should bump it so that more people see it

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how many apples can u fit in ur mouth technically if u made a smoothie of 100 apples and then fit the whole thing in ur mouth u ate 9000 apples