>does a 500 word paper >follows guidelines thoroughly >uses APPROPRIATE sources (not outside sources allowed) and specified based on what was discussed over the span of 3 weeks >direct quotes! >gets a 68. "you don't have a well supported argument and you should've used OUTSIDE sources! you need to state more!" >500 word essay
God, why are liberal professors this dense and retarded? she doesn't know what the fuck she's talking about and I doubt that she even read the paper. it somehow didn't fit her biased narrative because I didn't argue about my feelies when it was supported by concrete facts and used direct quotes.
never argue from a conservative viewpoint in an academic essay. I learned that in high school and always larped as a lefty in my college essays which resulted in better grades.
Cameron Davis
>go to college >go against academia >"me get bad grade, professor dumb, booo" Faggot retard
Anthony Johnson
I always got good grades in college because I sucked up to their world view, retard.
Landon Bailey
I had some classic on indigenous people and all that nonsense, just write a lefty essay and get it over with.
Hunter Brooks
this.
also, always write about "feely" topics like slavery, the holocaust, gender, and other topics that are based on pathos. they will be much more lenient about grading since they see you are "woke" and progressive like they are. easy A
Sebastian Bailey
I wonder why the majority of academics is left leaning. Hmmm. Maybe studies and data shows their worldview is the objectively correct one? No, no... Can't be right. It's the jews, for sure.
Luke Morales
OK, here's how it goes: If you want a good grade you write what they want to hear. As soon as you have your desired academic rank you can write whatever you want. Just don't expecct people to like it if it doesn't refelct their own opinion.
Jeremiah Baker
This makes me glad I do math. Also, I was taught not to use direct quotes. That paraphrasing is better.
Josiah Wood
Yes, paraphrasing is better but it isn't encouraged as making your argument a soulless opinion. let me remind you that I could give less than shit about American studies. I'm a graphic design major and I wish I hadn't been with this class over the past 3 months.
