Why can't this be me what do I have to accomplish in life to get this

Why can't this be me what do I have to accomplish in life to get this

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i think you just need to be bold and adventurous when hitting on women
but it helps to be in good shape, have party drugs, and flashy with spending on night out

God you sound so bluepilled I hate what Yas Forums has become

by good shape I mean height, face, frame, shredded etc.

no way man, im so redpilled
you are the one who is bluepilled!

>saying that a partygoer chad get to do threesomes is bluepilled
underage faggots on quarantine are destroying this site.

Sauce on pic yo yo

being in an unconditional FFM threesome is one of my major life goals

aha lol

Don't. It not all that good. I mean, I guess it's something of an experience, but it's nothing to dedicate a life goal to.

I don't believe you and even if I could believe you it's probably because this is r9k you have a likely mental illness and can't enjoy things normally

you're just a bluepilled zoomer coomer. you wouldn't get it, unlike me who is blackpilled but more of a doomer

what could possibly make it "not all that good"?

Not my problem. I told you my point of view, you don't share it. Fine by me.

Well, look at it this way. Yes, you have two girls that take care of you. Admittedly, that's good.
On the other hand, you have the only penis and are expected to please both of them equally. Yes, oral and manual as well as toys exist, but to most girls it's not the same. You'd be surprised how much this can get to you. Or at least to me.

shouldn't they eat eachother out?

Pay 2 hookers. not that difficult.

Yes, but they still both want your attention. If they just wanted to get eaten out, they'd have lesbian sex instead.

then give both your penis idk i fail to see the issue here

That's alright. Like I said, not that great. It's good, but not worth dedicating a "major life goal" to.

my major life goal is to tittyfuck a woman on the beach

Like, half a gram of mdma

Here is your solution. do it with your significant other. make sure she is okay with it. and hire a prostitute as the second one. no hard feelings for either of you cuz its a whore. and no hard feelings about her being left out cuz you pay her. you wont have to give her any more attention then you are comfortable with either.

lol it doesn't matter, the moment you invite another person into the bedroom the dynamic in the relationship will forever be different.

whats the sauce on op img

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>significant other
Jesus christ fuck off back to plebbit you gay cunt

>Anonymous 04/30/20(Thu)22:55:50 No.57922199
>>significant other
>Jesus christ fuck off back to plebbit you gay cunt

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heres how to fix your problem: dont give a fuck if the girls are pleased or not

they are there to please you, especially if theyve agreed to a threesome

shut the fuck up, it's just literally any other porn, dumbfuck tranny
open xvideos and type blowjob whatever, cum for the fith time today and shut up

ez I paid 160 euros to 2 hookers and had a threesome

that was before covid today I think I could negotiate down to 100 euros

I think it's sukisukigirl